the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

the romney bullying story is noise and weirdly specious-seeming but lol good riddance i hope people continue to assassinate his character all over the place, plus it gave us the immortal line "he can't look like that!"

you can hear that poster flexing his arm, cracking his knuckles, and raising his eyebrow through that line

http://accstudios.com/i/lfa_1_page12.jpg

"We are not afraid to tell the world the truth about Cora."

You guys have to remember here that Moe Lane is mentally retarded.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

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The errant Obama biography in the Acton & Dystel booklet does not contradict the authenticity of Obama's birth certificate. Moreover, several contemporaneous accounts of Obama’s background describe Obama as having been born in Hawaii.

The biography does, however, fit a pattern in which Obama--or the people representing and supporting him--manipulate his public persona.

I actively pray for birthers to do a Heaven's Gate scenario they annoy me so fuckin bad gaaah

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/18/did-elizabeth-warren-plagiarize-pow-wow-chow-recipes

I bet The Onion were surprised they were in the will.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/in-conservative-media-a-race-war-rages

this just in: racists hate being called racist

ugh Ward Connerly. was so pissed when he got appointed to the UC Regents

well written summary!

"To the press, the only hate crimes are straight white men somehow committing acts of violence against people who are not straight white men."

It's the somehow that gets me.

"I think it's only recently that there have been outspoken voices, particularly on blogs, saying, 'Shut up Jesse Jackson, we're tired of you,'" she said.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

Dan Riehl, a conservative blogger who runs Riehl World View and contributes to Breitbart News, said that black-on-white violence isn't as predominant as other criminal-victim dynamics, but he still argued the news media have a special incentive to over-report stories of white criminals.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

These people really do live in fucking fantasyland. You simply cannot have a conversation with people starting from premises as fundamentally mistaken as these are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKnL4xGE

i have literally taken shits that were smarter than that woman. they were marginally less spiteful.

uh i don't even know what to link to, but there is some kind of bizarre legal blog war going on between a bunch of online liberals i've never heard of and conservatives. the key guy is "the speedway bomber" turned some kind of activist, Brett Kimberlin

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/345561/20120525/brett-kimberlin-speedway-bomber-blogger-terrorist.htm

apparently it started with somebody faking a 911 call about a shooting and getting the SWAT team called to a conservative blogger's home

the whole thing is really fucked up.

yeah michelle malkin and "twitchy" have been going on about this on twitter for the last week or so

calling a swat team on someone is obviously fucked up but patterico's hed was like "I Could Have Been Killed for Blogging" which is just

yeah this is the victim of the attack (i think if you get the SWAT team involved it's not a "prank" anymore

http://patterico.com/

http://patterico.com/2012/05/25/convicted-bomber-brett-kimberlin-neal-rauhauser-ron-brynaert-and-their-campaign-of-political-terrorism/

what does it mean that i've never heard of any of these 'leftists' before? like not one time ever.

oh wait, that happened last year? then what's happening now? ok idg this at all

glenn beck seized on it for his radio show a couple weeks ago and malkin has been pushing it since then

count on the corner! this is a summary of what just happened i take it

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/301263/arrested-blogging-maryland-jonathan-h-adler

It's a bunch of loons in a trailer park scanning eachother's phone calls, poisoning eachother's dogs, and calling the police five times a day. Getting all Sam Spade on internet machines at the library to prove that the Masons are running the whole thing.

well it's a little more serious than that, one guy was just thrown in jail for a night

It just keeps getting weirder.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/05/25/opening_act_blog_about_brett_kimberlin_day.html

managed to convince a technologically illiterate judge that this was incitement...

Huh? I would imagine that whatever technological form is used to publish an incitement, it is still recognizable as incitement because of what it says. Now, if the judge had been just plain illiterate, maybe it would have some bearing.

he doesn't even understand that it's okay to be a shithead on the internet!

I'm trying to understand why crazy cousin larry went to jail, but right now I have only incoherant stories from crazy cousin larry’s family about how the government is conspiring with the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog. As far as I can figure, crazy cousin larry was arrested for minding his own business because the cops and the whole town are against crazy cousin larry's family for no other reason than that they are right with the lord.

I'm not defending the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog. He's crazier than cousin larry! It looks like he's been harassing crazy cousin larry's family with frivolous lawsuits and calls to 911.

Larry's only been in jail for two days, so it's probably too soon to call it a sign of end days. I suspect it will be sorted out. I keep telling crazy cousin Larry's family to work with the authorities and to quit pamphleting the neighborhood and digging through the lowdown-sonofabitch-across-the-way-who-done-kilt-their-dog's garbage, but I just saw crazy cousin larry's ma on the roof with some binoculars and a police scanner.

"the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog" = guy who set off a bunch of bombs, one of which blew off someone's leg

Oh god, I remember this guy! He was a speaker at the 4th of July Smoke-out march in DC when I went back in like 95 or 96? My impression of him was that he was wackily psychotic and is one of the main reasons that I don't really go to political protests anymore, if I can avoid them. I had no idea about the bombings until now. That's super scary. I was like 16 years old, smoking pot, and sitting a few yards away from a convicted bomber. Fuck this guy.

"the lowdown sonofabitch across the way who done kilt their dog" = guy who set off a bunch of bombs, one of which blew off someone's leg

my analogy still holds up. have you ever seen a horror movie?

it's really weird how the response is "make this guy famous!" instead of "this guy is schizophrenic and needs help"

the Brynaert email is really deranged too.

i gather kimberlin has claimed (in legal proceedings?) that he's not a 'public figure' and so talking about the speedway bombings should be off limits. so 'making him famous' is both trolly and, idk, not wrong either.

i'm basically with the wingers on this one, kimberlin and these dudes seem like bonafide creeps, and if you've gotten to the point of messing around with lethal police powers for yuks you can go die afaic.

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this guy looks like the one dude from the tyler perry movies

^ the most shameful washingtonian

Nothing says socialism like fabulously wealthy celebrities.

i love this world where just showing a picture of the President with his own AG is supposed to prove some dastardly point

We won The Cold War, so why are black people in power???????????

is that Terry Bradshaw, middle left?

corzine

Hugo Chavez and Obama! Standing next one another! OMG, end times are near!

Well known Marxist tax exile Bono.

We won The Cold War, so why are black people in power???????????

This is not so far-fetched as it sounds. Using the State to force ppl not to discriminate and be as racist as they wanted to be was seen as a totalitarian commie move by a lot of Americans and Robeson et al, were often attracted to the Communist Party (and willing to apologize for some pretty indefensible shit) primarily because it was one of the most forthright anti-racist parties in the country.

All those 1989 proved-us-right fuckers NEVER acknowledge how wrong about race they were.

Who was it, either Chait or Pareene, mentioned that only the American Communist Party had a completely perfect record on 20th-C civil rights

Easier to do when you have no power whatsoever and no actual hope of getting any.

True.

so what's up with this proliferation of weirdo conservative facebook pages? does Rove or Koch bros have some dopey kid on staff who just sets these up and posts links all day? judging by the "likes" they get they seem incredibly popular, and incredibly active (though it could certainly be more or less the same 2 million assholes subscribing to all of them). are there a bazillion no-name lefty/ Dem groups doing this, too?

http://www.facebook.com/ForAmerica
http://www.facebook.com/RightChange
http://www.facebook.com/changewashington
http://www.facebook.com/BeingAmericanByGO
http://www.facebook.com/beingconservative