least favorite thread titles

Too portentous.

"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Basically, Facebook, the "MySpace" for posh students only...

-- mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 7:19 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

title+first post does it

guys ljag suggests new excelsior thread title

"I have taken the LOL to the park and we have played the EXCELSIOR"

does it belong here instead

can he just be unbanned already

Where is MOST favorite thread titles thread?

WHO IN THIS BITCH HAS A CASSINGLE OF "WHO'S JOHNNY" BY EL DeBARGE???

POST YO MUXTAPE

commendation for outstanding service to human race: resident advisor

le fopp pt 2

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

wouldn't take that lying down, americans.

IT IS GROUT

2008 Primaries Thread 4 : The kissing and making up and the 'Vote for this person OK THX BYE!"

AAAARGH

-- That mong guy that's shit, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:44 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

came here to post this

Superhero Filmmakers: Where's Our Watchmen?

THE POLL END THEORY

tru

Nude Fucking vs. Clothed Fucking

so yes the LOLRUS returns! ILX festival 2008 22nd June Brixton Windmill!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/NewAnswersControllerServlet?boardid=40

MARMITE RULZ AND VEGEMITE SUX SHIT

Has Any Music Ever *BURSTED WITH JOY* to the Same Extent as Early Beatles Songs Such as "I Want to Hold Your Hand" and "Please Please Me?"

ha that one.

I mean, I think YOU"RE full of B.S. if you refuse to acknowledge that I was talking about a particular kind of bursting with joy that has NOTHING to do with "Legs" by ZZ Top.

-- Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, July 19, 2005 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Chicago: I'm going to eat you [Started by chicago kevin, last updated 11 seconds ago] (I Love Everything) 61 new answers

Kevin took that from the name of a new record by the band Chicago.

I got Chicago XXXII in the mail today!

# I'm tired of a world without Sleater-Kinney [Started by Johnny Fever, last updated 1 hour ago] 87 new answers

^ Wins the special "Go cry, emo kid" award

No thread on the Girl Talk album, surely some mistake

The most FUCK YOU concert you ever attended from a normally non FUCK YOU band. Tell me it.

People that enjoy the musical stylings of Mike Patton need to get the fuck off the planet

Best Arguments for Miscegenation: The Biracial Hotties Thread!

And a corollary -- what do ALL Y'ALL look like?

just hate the word corollary, though. it's a butt ugly word.

Hommophobia inna dancehall style...

Best Arguments for Miscegenation: The Biracial Hotties Thread!

-- Steve Shasta, Thursday, July 3, 2008 12:34 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

truly atrosh.

So You Think You Can Dance? Oh yeah? C'mere a minute!

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=18254

haha hommophobia inna dancehall style

monsieur le fopp

Making Dub Music: Impossible or am I'm I just not stoned enough? (man takin' away my sensi!)

spiritualized: when did they become torch bearers for the classic rock generation?

THE POLL END THEORY

-- and what, Thursday, April 10, 2008 12:39 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

on the same tip, all the recent Geir poll threads with pun titles

You'd think ILM would be all over Got That Purp Vol. 2

My Back-Wide Sunburn is Peeling and I Have Become a Walking Snowstorm

funky house sceptics, let me draw your attention to this

# I am a cutie. [Started by J0rdan S., last updated 1 hour ago] 1 new answer

Hottest/Most Gorgeous/Cute-as-a-Button-est Maggie Gyllenhaal Performance

Is there really no thread dedicated to the best free online games?

any thread title that expresses outrage or disbelief at the lack of a prior thread qualifies automatically

has there seriously NEVER been a poster to make that totally otm observation before!?!?

Ebay Fever!`

I keep wanting to rub that little mark off my phone screen.

Why is everyone not going totally bonkers about the junior boys?

Yeah the extremely wordy titles with multiple negatives and posed as questions make me IA.

I feel like if we had a word count of every thread named in this thread, the super long ones would probably be disproportionately represented relative to their absolute number on ILX, but then again, I could see it being a pretty even spread, IDK but someone should definitely not waste their time doing that: C or D?

Lol

So, Does Everyone Hate Cass McCombs?

Well played Doc.

oh that actually is a link to the actual thread lol

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

i saw mommy kissing santos (george)

― Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 7:34 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

that thread title is tremendous, speaking as somebody doesn't gaf about santos (george)

tremendously labored

out of character amongst the laconic restraint of the average us pol thread title maybe

I really don’t think the creator of

Has there ever been one of those "who wants to play the drums?" moments in a concert where the guy just trainwrecks?

and

Find me (1) a Grateful Dead lyric (2) that could be a band name (3) but is not already taken by a jam band or dead tribute. Half credit if it's taken, but by a band that has nothing to do with the De

And ofc

Please please recommend me some non-embarrassing duets I can do with my female coworker at the office christmas party

has anything to say about anyone else’s thread titles.

lmao

mark s is an all-time thread titler of course

i like the title, it's the right amount of goofiness for a grifter so ridiculous, and it makes me hum the title