THREAD TO ESTABLISH PERMANENT EMOTICON TO BE USED IN RESPONSE TO POSTS EXPOSING HATRED OF PERFECT FOODS SUCH AS CORN DOGS

That is my thinking about PIZZA

I'm impressed that you have resisted thus far. xp

NATURE'S PERFECT FOOD

Raw crab?
Also, not Norwegian and I will defend lutefisk.

But I like almost anything that is smoked or pickled.

Or soaked in LYE?!

Man Sara I'm a filthy vegetarian and even I like corndogs (Abbs otm in re: Satan's Meatless Corndogs).

My best friend and her husband are vegetarians and they eat those all the time. I just cannot, seeing as how I don't even like real corndogs!

Gah, I'm surrounded on all sides.

surrounded by corn dogs = HEAVEN

surrounded by corndog-wielding nutcases = PURGATORY

wtf who's wasting time wielding a corndog when you could be eating it? psychos

mr yuk sticker

the corn dogs at Cedar Point have got to be the best in the world. They're not frozen: they take the dog, skewer it, dip it in batter, and fry it.

I would like to try corn bratwurst sometime

Okay, that sounds better.

wait, I just thought of the most amazing idea

corncorn

uhhh how do you typically buy corn dogs at stands? do they take them out of a freezer & microwave them in front of you?

Shit.

xpost, but, y'know, not.

that is kind of brilliant hd

Like, on the cob?

That could work.

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/317/Batter_Fried_CornOnTheCob45948.shtml

LIKE THIS

nah they usually fry them, but they're premade (xpost)

kettle corn corn

Why do I still not own a deep fat fryer? WHY

Jesus, this is the perfect food for me to make for the house of four dudes I currently live with.

It's meatless for me, yet shows the kind of trademark disregard for all food-related decency that makes the early-20's American male salivate.

You'll be a hero!

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/16/161593/13_2008/flirting.jpg

oops, wrong thread.

No, I think this is exactly the right thread.

Minnesotans don't eat lutefisk. They only have it on the store shelves for show. Minnesotans eat Leann Chin's orange chicken, and are terrified of eating at any restaurant that is not a fast food chain.

Except.. I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.

Also I am mostly indifferent to corn dogs.

I guess my grandpa used to make and eat clabber. I don't know if that's because he was Minnesotan or drunk.

This is simultaneously a Raymond Carver short story and a Zen koan.

i have never had a corn dog, but i have had corn and dog. no wait...

i have had a "lobster corn dog"

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

Only way to have a lobster corn dog is if you are wearing capris.

I'm not sure why my wife calls them "bitch pants".

Does it have to do with the pants themselves or what's inside?

This thread is making my head spin.

But I might just be hungry.

wait wau what? please tell us more about this lobster corn dog

the dog = lobster. it is native to the region of HI DERE.

but not to hi dere's native region

so we are talking lobster breaded in corn meal?!?!???

scarawesomed

So, wait, how is the lobster cooked then... just, like, fried inside the breading?

Hmmmmmm. I might be able to get behind that.

Fried inside the exoskeleton even. It's an oddly shaped dog.

Well, I do like crunchy snacks...

i feel like i am living in a lobster trap of lies

Claw your way out.

Birth pants are made out of placentas. Asshole pants are made out of hemp.

never heard of a lobster corn dog. i have heard of a lobster roll though which is a hot dog bun filled with lobster meat.

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22lobster+corn+dog%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

one of those links claims it as a signature Michael Mina recipe, but I thot Jasper White was first

could be wrong

I guess I'd better try to find some spending money!

maybe you could sell some of your magic beans that you grow in imaginationville

I'll sell you a thousand acres there. I think you'll like it, as long as you stay away from some of the stupider stuff (if you see someone sparkling in the sunlight, RUN!).

oh no, you have ravers

haven't figured out how to eradicate them yet

tried feeding them the magic beans, but that just led to unpleasant intestinal problems for them, which quickly becomes a problem for everyone else

PS John - do NOT eat the magic beans!

you can repel them with liberal doses of Nickelback

side-effects include: having to listen to Nickelback

lol, could be worse

a neverending loop of "Achy Breaky Heart" will repel *anything*

you can also thin them out by asking to see their resumes

but the ones who stay will be super-persistent and will regale you with tales of their work experience, so it's best to use this strategy judiciously

you can make the ones who stay mow your lawn

if your outdoor holdings are more expansive than that, you can grt them to actually separate the wheat from the chaff

lol

http://www.bonernoise.com/