Gov. Jeb Bush unleashes Chang, his mystical warrior friend

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"A Yahoo! Search on 'most common last name' resulted in this pithy article from the good folks who bring us Meriam-Webster's Word for the Wise column. The world's most common surname (not surprisingly, considering the numbers) is Chang or Zhang..."

I stand corrected.

― andy --, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:24 (eighteen years ago) link

The Great Chow of ILX is never wrong.

― Thea (Thea), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Ahh, Thea, this will be so fulfilling. I haven't been able to breathe freely through my nose ever since Election Day of '98, and I've been sick on every single Election Day since that year.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: Let this bastard out, and you'll get whiplash! (Eastern Mantr, Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

At least he didn't unleash Wang.

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:41 (eighteen years ago) link

chang is slang for cocaine, no?

― foxy boxer (stevie), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Chang don't surf.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Grandmaster Chang Tung-Sheng

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:25 (eighteen years ago) link

I have missed much today, including this thread. My.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

They don't talk about "Ching", wonder why? Ching is the Goofus to Chang's Gallant, believing in free health care for all, ESP, and balloons for the kids. He lives attached in Changs stomach as a symbiote twin, like so:

http://www.gaylactica.dk/movie_images/totalrecall/openyourmind.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 23:46 (eighteen years ago) link

no no that's kuato.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Did he mention the "ancient Chinese secret"?

― k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

...is ILX getting all of its threads from reddit.com these days or what?

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:25 (eighteen years ago) link

if jeb didn't actually know this referred to an anticommunist general...

― geoff (gcannon), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

my cat's name is chang.

http://static.flickr.com/27/42959506_a731e34ed1_m.jpg

he is my mystical warrior friend.

― foxy boxer (stevie), Friday, 23 September 2005 12:56 (eighteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

Jeb Bush vs Chris Christie FITE!

― calstars, Friday, 2 May 2014 13:19 (ten years ago) link

Chiang Kai-shek is dead, Jeb. Wear gloves.

― Aimless, Friday, 2 May 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link

neither of these guys has a chin

― PLATYPUS OF DOOM (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:25 (ten years ago) link

mud wrestle

― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Jeb-Hil election will make the charade evermore explicit to the masses

the prezirrelevency

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link

five years pass...

Remember when Jeb! came “under fire” in 2016 for saying he thought the actress who played Supergirl in the TV series was “pretty hot”?

― treeship., Sunday, 8 December 2019 02:33 (four years ago) link

Just want to remind yall of that wonderful in consuming media. 2016.

― treeship., Sunday, 8 December 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Jeb!

Mr. Room Rater, is it possible now that the election is over to rate rooms on a non partisan basis? Are you a room rater or a hyper partisan person that is the problem? We need less hyper partisanship on backgrounds at this time for our country. https://t.co/6oPKILYLZB
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) November 21, 2020

― wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

kudos

― calstars, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

ILX's first mention of Marco Rubio in the OP!

― jaymc, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

Greetings from the Biddeford CVS where Jeb Bush locked his keys in his van and is using the store phone to call lmao pic.twitter.com/o7IKOGrV9q
— Steve Jobs Built The Apple iPhone (@NiceSheehan) September 24, 2021

― certified juice therapist (harbl), Friday, 24 September 2021 22:51 (two years ago) link

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