how do i get mormons to leave me alone

"ask to compare their magical underwear with yours "

Seriously, this would just lead to an epic discussion about beliefs, followed by a big lecture. That shit doesn't work. It just annoys them. I hate thje Mormon church & their tactics but these poor boys are working 14-hour days, underfed for the most part,a nd treated to insane brainwashing techniques. So they don't need any more shit from random wiseasses who learned a snippet or two hear and there about their totally fuxored dogma lol.

"join and then quit?"

And this will get them to stalk you endlessly, way more than a potential convert. Jeez louise, you have to take the three-month process of getting your names removed from the records w/big threats of a media stink to get them to leave you alone.

It just annoys them.

I think that was his point.

As for me, I'd just mutter something about the Adam-God doctrine.

but these poor boys are working 14-hour days, underfed for the most part,a nd treated to insane brainwashing techniques

That can't be true (except 14 hr days)

YOU KNOW WHAT actually, they have a scripture in Doctrine & Covenants that says if you offer you hand to an evil spirit, they won't shake it. Missionarios always start out with the handshake, so once I kept my hand by my side and said, "I'm sorry, I can't shake your hand." They got THE FEAR and immediately left.

This is awesome and good to know, thanks.

Offer them gin?

I wish I had a mormon problem. Instead we get door-to-door hippie peace groups around these parts. I'm great at getting rid of religious wackos but not so good with the hippies.