There's a guy in my office wearing a Jean-Luc Picard Tie. What action should I take?

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jon, now post the other one..

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

He's wearing a Harry Potter tie today.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm. He's not as cool as he used to be.

― Bumfluff, Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Ask to see his wand. If he pulls one out, snap it in half and start cackling that you've robbed him of his powers.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

He says he has 'others' at home. That's an overheard conversation, obv. I don't talk to him.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Ties or bodies?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Does he run one of those "Countdown to Hermoine's 18" websites?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Ties are totally useless unless people entertain you with them. You should thank him for being your office circus. Of course I would never wear one, because I refuse to entertain.

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

If you've ever see Colin the Office Cock from the Fast Show, you'll understand what this guy is like.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Ask to see his wand.

Top tip. Do NOT ask to see his wand. This might be the opening he's looking for.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Remember, I said to snap it in half if he brought one out.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Is his Riker tie pre or post beard?

― 24 Unagi Plaza, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

How can you tell the difference? </annoying>

― StanM, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

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