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i fucking well had a bowl of fucking muesli with a fucking banana sliced on top and two cups of fucking coffee

― mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

Coffee with skim milk, orange juice, a banana, a cup of blueberry yogurt, and a slice of bread with strawberry preserves. Bitch.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

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― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

same as what i always have. hummus on toast and a cup of earl grey.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

don't diss porridge - nice with jam or sugar. mind you i haven't eaten for about 10 years so maybe it really is horrible.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link

I had a bowl of last nights spaghetti carbonara and it was a baaaad idea

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

Lil' Won "Fannyfarmer" Jilliams !!!

(otherwise, the pornolization didn't actually change much!)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link

What about "The ballbusting Lady "Sniff-my-Ass" Ms Lurex"???

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

Green Apple, Coffee

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link

me and my friend tom once did the "Fat Boy Challenge Breakfast"

4 sausage
4 bacon
2 fried slice
4 hash browns
chips
beans
2 eggs
1-egg cheese ommlette
3 tomatoes

and vast amounts of assam tea. it was fucking hell.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

Did you get that breakfast for free?

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

no, we paid dearly for it.

― matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you New York, and goodnight.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link

I fuckin' second Todd's emotion here.

*wink*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

a sugar-free rocky road cookie and half a glass of milk. some coffee would be fucking nice now.

― motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:28 (nineteen years ago) link

a six pack of beer.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

crumpets with peanut butter on them & a mug of tea.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

(although to be fair, I am having my lunch now!)

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:35 (nineteen years ago) link

For breakfast I usually look at the clock and run out of the door in a panic.

― robster (robster), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:37 (nineteen years ago) link

I never have time to eat breakfast at home, i always have it at work.

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Had the same fucking thing I always have - some fucking museli, granola, and yogurt. Today it was fucking PLUM yogurt, baby.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Bowl of cornflakes with semi-skimmed milk, mug of tea, glass of OJ. Classic/boring.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 11:12 (nineteen years ago) link

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Pancakes & syrup, grapes, water, multi-vitamin.

― briania (briania), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, I had a vitamin too.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't have any fucking breakfast today even though it's my favorite fucking meal of the day, because I had a gig last night and stopped for fucking pizza on the way home at 1:00 am (slices of fucking BBQ Chicken and tomato fucking pesto).

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

French omelette and iced coffee. Exactly two tortilla chips. Pills.

― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Contemplated wake-n-bakin' this morning, then realized that, in the current seasonal conditions, wake-n-bake usually quickly becomes wake-n-bake-n-fall-back-asleep-n-wake-up-late-for-everything. So instead, a big glass of cold water & teh multivitamin.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

I think that's my ideal breakfast.

(x-post)

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 28 October 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Wheat toast, tomato and ham. Coffee then OJ.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 28 October 2004 14:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I had chicken and mashed potatoes. And a pot of coffee.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), October 28th, 2004 7:20 AM.

HERO!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I do my best, G.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Cereal and OJ, just like 95% of my fucking breakfasts. I keep forgetting to take my multivitamin.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I had cereal and a banana.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I never eat breakfast. I tried to buy grapefruit but they just rotted because I'd forget about them. I would eat it on the weekends, but by the time I wake up I want a sandwich and fries. A heavy breakfast meal is deadly in the afternoon - after eggs and bacon I have to sleep immediately.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

― Nowell (Nowell), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

a beer and a half, plus three almonds.

― Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I made some orange-and-cranberry muffins from a mix and had a big ol' mug of delicious coffee.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:31 (nineteen years ago) link

My body doesn't like caffeine anymore. It sucks. I love coffee.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Without coffee I would be but a flaccid sponge.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Multivitamin, a sliver of dried mango, a plain bagel (untoasted, no cream cheese), & a diet Snapple. Oh, shit, wait, today was my Celebratory BoSox Championship Breakfast - substitute the plain bagel w/ a bland lemon danish.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 October 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

a glass of vitamin fortified juice and a bagel!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 28 October 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I have not had my breakfast yet!

I am going to have toasted muffins!

I went on the 'net to get Kelly Clarkson tickets!

I am a role model!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 December 2005 10:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Today I had a cup of tea and also a bowl of muesli into which I chopped a banana and added milk.

Tomorrow I will probably not have breakfast as I intend to be out tonight until after breakfast time.

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

who's got the coffee... gimme it

― thorstein veblen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I want Kelly Clarkson tickets! I think.

I had wheatabix for breakfast and for the second day in a row was really cripplingly hungry by 10.40 :(

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:15 (eighteen years ago) link

As it's nearly Christmas, I've started adding a handful of dried cranberries to my cereal every day. Yum.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 9 December 2005 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I had wheatabix for breakfast and for the second day in a row was really cripplingly hungry by 10.40 :(

-- Gravel Puzzleworth (mostlyconnec...) (webmail), Today 7:15 AM. (Gregory Henry) (later)

ummm thats WEETabix. sheesh. Actually its weetbix in Australia but those filthy britishes stole them and renamed them weetabix and now theyre in american supermarkets marketed as the original english breakfast or some such shit. anyway, they are my favorite but i tend to eat them at 11:30pm-ish.

im about to go get a blueberry bagel and blueberry yoghurt from the cafeteria but I feel apprehensive about it since Ally said something about realizing bagels made her put on weight.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 9 December 2005 14:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Had the same fucking thing I always have - some fucking museli, granola, and yogurt. Today it was fucking PLUM yogurt, baby.
-- Rob Bolton (i_like...), October 28th, 2004 7:55 AM.

same fucking thing today. except it was fucking blueberry yogurt.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 9 December 2005 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

A pot of coffee and two packs of nabs:

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Friday, 9 December 2005 15:08 (eighteen years ago) link

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two fucking custard cream biscuits /:

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

i like that the thread's rhetoric works equally well for appallingly bad breakfasts

― thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

a bowl of apple-cinnamon off-brand-but-fancy cheerios that supposedly have lots of antioxidants
a glass of iced chai

― tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

a cunting larabar
a sodding wedge of laughing cow cheese
a bloody handful of almonds (nb: handful not actually bloody)

― Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

Bowl of Quaker Corn Bran w/ 1% milk and most of a banana (discarded the yucky brown bits)
2 mugs coffee w/cream (further mugs count as brunch and lunch)
1/2 a cigarette

― Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

Fucking everything bagel with cream cheese
Goddamn coffee

― quincie, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (eleven years ago) link

whole wheat roll with butter and apricot jam
coffee w/half & half

― o. nate, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

six years pass...

I'm inordinately broke til payday on friday so instead of picking up coffee and a bagel out in the morning as is my wont i raided the cupboards:

cream of wheat with sultanas, walnuts and brown sugar.
a cup of tea.

cream of wheat is weird. not even sure why or when i bought it

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Pumpkin loaf
Black coffee

― o. nate, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

2 black ice coffee
breakfast burrito

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

frou-frou granola
bananas (2)
milk

coffee (obv)

― j., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

i have an iced coffee and bagel every single day. kinda weird/sad how much I look forward to and enjoy that morning bagel at work.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

I look forward to my breakfast burritos so much that I end up eating it for lunch because I hold out too long.

― Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

A bowl of oatmeal (or, if you prefer, porridge) with maple syrup and an assortment of berries
Moka coffee, black

Every fucking morning, but it's what I stomach best.

― pomenitul, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

3 days a week it's oatmeal, 3 days a week it's cold cereal, but today it was 2 biscuits and gravy from Hardee's.

― WmC, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

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