marketing of masculinity

is there one that smells like "getting picked last in gym class"

is there one that smells like "i can wear these socks again"

"your family's profound but unspoken disappointment in you as you approach middle age"

"eau de redditor"

"yesterday's pizza box"

"cable porn again"

"misplaced aggression (immigrants)"
"misplaced aggression (road rage)"
"paintballs"
"rush concert"

smells like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7BP2Gclzj0

"assorted organ meats"
"church erection"
"tragically stoic"

"Clint Eastwood (dirty harry edition)"
"Clint Eastwood (2012 edition)"
"jorts"

"taylor ham"

"PUA basement meeting space"

Can't decide whether this really goes in this thread or not, but:

http://www.divorcelawyersformen.com/index_facebook.html

http://www.divorcelawyersformen.com/divorce_for_men2.png

good lawyers, doing good things, for good men

totally belongs

jfc

http://dukecannon.com/

that is the most punchable website I have ever seen

BIG VICTORY BRICK OF SOAP
Smells Like Ass

feminine shower gels and accessories? oh, they hate loofahs

presumably the soap has pumice or something so they can exfoliate in a more manly way

how paranoid, adrift and cock-small must you feel to respond to this shit at all

I started reading the mangina thing for lols but couldn't finish it, it was just too stupid to even laugh at

idgi, the real men this site is aimed at wouldn't even know how to use a computer

they'd be too busy pounding in railroad spikes with their erect penises

"The greatest stocking stuffer since G. I. figurines dolls for boys."

gah, G. I. Joe.

And the Tampax thing. I'm not convinced it's not a gag site.

Duke Cannon isn’t for everyone. And quite frankly, he prefers it that way.

After all, Duke Cannon doesn’t dine with Vegans and he could give a damn about your new Ipad. Duke Cannon comes from a different era--an era when men had a greater purpose than building spreadsheets and spending their Saturdays at Banana Republic.

In Duke’s time, men pursued meaningful endeavors. They worked with their hands. They took pride in the things they built, not the things they bought. And the mindset was simple: men wanted to win, not find the "win-win".

And then the whole metrosexual trend came and screwed men up even worse.

Now exists a generation of men who have spent more time in a Pottery Barn store than a hardware store. Hell no.

Needless to say, the Duke Cannon Supply Company is not a big fan of this trend. It’s time for man to devolve, not evolve.

there's nothing more shamefully wussy than a man who is so terrified of femininity he cloaks himself in cartoonish lifestyle signifiers to reassure everyone around him that he's not actually a woman.

it's a little like the dude behind this is afraid if he puts down his chainsaw and moves too far away from his truck, he will spontaneously give birth

'duke cannon' sounds like a gay porn stars name

'Duke Cannon Shoots With His Huge Balls'

duke cannon drops drop the duke cannon

http://i.imgur.com/Rzbdl.png

Phil otm

no, soldiers fight for their superiors in a chain of state power!

or something. it's definitely not "freedom of speech" as a bottom line whatever that means.

feel like this thread basically boils down to: men are terrified of and hate themselves.

ding ding ding

I thought that was all of humanity

also flipside: men are terrified of and hate women

It's the half of humanity who apparently fear waking up in the morning and finding that their penis has been replaced with a vagina.

flipside more liek sameside

men are terrified of women's soap

feel like the duke cannon fbook page is just sitting there, ripe....

What I really get from this is that men want fancy soap they pay their hard-earned dollars for, too.

giant soap that does NOT smell like ladies

and looks like a urinal disinfectant block

no for real I started using this loofah thing that was on clearance for like $3 with some dove liquid "man soap" and I am starting to see why such a scrubby thing is useful

i don't understand who this soap's audience thinks is holding them down exactly. who or what is this soap going to rescue them from? perhaps "pussified" in soap terms could stand for the decline of the blue collar working class. all bad things in these men's terms are either "womanly" or "gay" regardless of meaning of nuance, so i think that wraps up all the loose ends.

it's going to rescue them from the urge to use expensive soap that is girly. this is expensive manly soap. these people still want expensive soap. this soap is rough and tough in some way that you have to pay cash money for, unlike a zillion cheap-as-hell soaps that also come in a bar.

it is the $200 trucker hat of bar soaps