Music Criticism 2012, UK Division: "Instead of a review of this performer's concert, here are 50 insulting remarks about her appearance."

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mark -
no yours, toward me band. although that youtube video up there is a bit shit, granted. this is much more representative.
(i await your slating with baited bait.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=x86mVnCmg10

dextor ellis bextor, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:23 (seven years ago) link

well, two of note (kind of).
bon scotts old band and a doo-wop group. neither of which has been big enough to be any kind of problem though.
there was a 60's 'the charlatans' and a 60's 'the vines'.
it sounds obvious though, which is why i like it. i like names like 'the stone roses' and 'the kills' and stuff like that. i fucking hate names like 'godspeed you black emperor' and that.

dextor ellis bextor, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:35 (seven years ago) link

because you see i COULD call my band 'default pacino impression' or 'we are industry' or something wank like that, and do the mogwai 'loud then quiet then loud then quiet then feedback for six hours' thing but i like songs and pop music.

dextor ellis bextor, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:39 (seven years ago) link

Hi again.

I know it fits the concept, and is also corny, but I haven't listened to the track and am not going to.

(It's a "I don't play music at work" thing)

I used to know a bass player of "Nirvana", and yeah...

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:42 (seven years ago) link

Christian are you familiar with that meme-y internet photo of a middle aged guy in suspenders having sex with an exhaust pipe?

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:04 (seven years ago) link

yes of course. i'll always remember his face because it was just so BLANK.
you'd think being in suspenders in a field with your dick in the exhaust pipe of a car would provoke SOME kind of reaction but nothing...
imagine what he looks like when he's washing up or fixing a hinge bracket.

dextor ellis bextor, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:34 (seven years ago) link

why? you're not him are you?

i don't drive.

dextor ellis bextor, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:36 (seven years ago) link

I wonder which photo of King Adora did he took to the barber's

― Morrissey & Clunes: The Severed Alliance (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 11:35 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^most savage zing on all ilx imho

It was you. Miming to Tenacious D. (stevie), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 12:53 (seven years ago) link

Makes me nostalgic for the days of Raygun.

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heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:44 (seven years ago) link

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cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 21 May 2012 04:26 (seven years ago) link


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