IF ILYA BRYZGALOV IS SO GREAT WHY HAS HE BEEN ON FOUR TEAMS IN TEN YEARS: THE NHL 2011-2012 THREAD (INCLUDING VANCOUVER RECONSTRUCTION, BOSTON HANGOVER AND OFFSEASON SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

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This guy is a complete asshole:

http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Hockey/NHL/Vancouver/2012/05/16/19763511.html

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

I love the guy chewing his fingernails, that's what i'll be doing when the puck drops tonight.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

During the hunt he tweeted, “In Alberta trying to kill a few bruins. #unleashthefury,” followed by, “Just killed a Chara-sized bruin! 7ft black bear - 21in skull.”

^fucking loser. My grandfather used to call these guys "pot shotters"-the ultimate in cowardice.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

it's all rob scuderi

mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://rockymtnfly.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/Nail%20Biting.gif

mike smith can't do this all by himself tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

u_u

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

btw waht are you willing to pay to see the kings in the finals at the garden/rock?

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

idk I've thought about it. maybe 500 bux if it was a potential clinching game

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

which means either game 5 or 7

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

you might wanna root for the devils imo

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

I am totally rooting for the devils but I don't think that's in the cards. I mean the rangers have the potential to wipe los angeles off the face of the earth

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

also these assholes have to win one more game to even have this conversation

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno. i haven't seen the kings much at all, but i think they have at least as much offensive talent as the rangers (i.e. maybe not a whole lot). and the caps took them to seven with a rookie goalie.

they'll have to practice their picks, of course, lol torts

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

welp

gif me jimmy

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 05:13 (eleven years ago) link

i might start crying

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

also phoenix really turned into a bunch of hatchet men there, dinnit

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

also clean hit on a late whistle gimmie a break

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

Send that guy chewing his fingernails out East, still work to do here.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

awesome game, we close it out friday

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 24 May 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

I am totally rooting for the devils but I don't think that's in the cards. I mean the rangers have the potential to wipe los angeles off the face of the earth

xxposts:
either just a diehard R's fan or Jimmy hasn't been paying attention to the western conference side of the playoffs, imo

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

I grew up with the LA Kings so I know what I speak of. They will find a way to fuck this up.

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 24 May 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

Devils-Kings will go 7 no matter what. Kings would probably take Rangers in 5, especially if Lundquist keeps the .500 save percentage he sported last night.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

I may fly out to LA for one of the Devils-Kings games out there.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 24 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

@ Jimmy The Mod two posts upthread

i, too, grew up with the kings and what difference does that make? for the last month they've been the best team in the nhl basically with the stingiest netminder. i just don't understand what "rangers have the potential to wipe...." is even supposed to mean at this point

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Friday, 25 May 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

hubris

mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 00:01 (eleven years ago) link

fair enough
i'd srsly consider taking a couple days off work for a game (live in sf) but i'm not enough of a fan of scalpers and esp their $400 tix. that comment stuck in my craw and seemed a little bit odd 'cuz the Devils have kinda dominated the R's as far as forecheckingways throughout the series anycares.

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Friday, 25 May 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link

you are not incorrect, but. it's okay for *me* to say that, as a non-kings fan, but not you staring at 45 years of futility.

i suppose i'll root for the kings over either the devils or rangers, but the presence of mike richards bugs me. fuck that guy.

if the devils beat the rangers, i hope marty gets tix for roy.

mookieproof, Friday, 25 May 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8008/7271286010_71827a3794.jpg

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 May 2012 05:58 (eleven years ago) link

Henrique vanquishes the ghosts of matteau and messier. I may be biased but the better team-by far-won. That power play goal by kovalchuk was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in my lifetime of watching sports.

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Saturday, 26 May 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

SUCK IT TORTS!

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 26 May 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

Torts is one of the all time douchebags

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Sunday, 27 May 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

Keep chewing

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

I just re read this entire thred it's been so magical it can only end in tragedy

Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

Wings schedule presser tomorrow w/ Ken Holland and Nick Lidstrom -- could this be the end?

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link

I wouldn't be surprised...

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

apparently so

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

doc: 'here's [random king] hoping for carter . . . but we all have hopes, don't we?'

mookieproof, Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

KOPITAR

cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 31 May 2012 03:25 (eleven years ago) link

Parise probably had nightmares about the 1001 chances he had to end that game last night. And who was that impostor in the Kovalchuk sweater?

One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 May 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

oh shii

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 June 2012 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

what a strange ot goal. the red sea parted for a little flutter shot.....

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:59 (eleven years ago) link


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