wait so bnw are you not going to call/txt the person you went out with because you think you might be rejected? but you like her? and the only thing up in the air is that you don't know how she'll respond even tho you had a good time on the date?
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:30 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah if this was me i would walk into traffic. so no, not my plan.
― bnw, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link
I don't highlight my warts because I am absolutely perfect in every way
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:34 (eleven years ago) link
lol ZS
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
I don't mind those types of profiles, though - the ones that absolutely gross me out are the slightly misogynistic ones that moan about how shitty women are to deal with (GOD, DO ANY WOMEN ANSWER ANY MESSAGES ON THIS SITE!? - etc)
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:38 (eleven years ago) link
Its frustrating when you mention things you do/are on a profile and then date someone who doesnt like it (smoking is the example here), says "but thats ok thohgh", knows you smoke, then 6 months later whinges about it being unbearable. Fuck off, you knew I smoked, why'd you go out with me if it was such a big issue? Grrr. Thats happened to me more than once.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
they thought u were perfect in every other way and hoped to change u?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
Ugh, yes.
I hate gay guys' profiles where they gripe about how gay guys suck, especially the anti-femmes ones ("if I wanted a woman [or "bitch"], I'd date a woman" and "I want a man who acts like a MAN") or the classic "why are homos nuts?" ones. Please, get to Exodus Int'l ASAP!!
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:47 (eleven years ago) link
I hate the people who say how awesome and happy and well adjusted and successful they are. Such bores.
Bnw, did you call/text yet? Walk into the traffic!
― Virginia Plain, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I mean, far too often I've hit a brick wall because I failed to live up to someone's idealized notion of me or because they were unable to change stuff they knew about from the get go. Like, I'm pretty honest and open about stuff! It shouldn't be that confusing when I'm the person I told you I was!
My thinking has gone back and forth wrt the brutal (but tactful) honesty in online profiles, but I do tend towards it if only because it saves a lot of hassle to get potential dealbreaker-y stuff out of the way asap. And, yeah, if someone sees that stuff and decides not to contact me because of it, that saves us all time and energy! Everybody wins!
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know that I'd go that far...but yeah, this kinda informs my tendency towards honesty. I'm always like, can all of these seemingly well-adjusted people really be that well-adjusted? And I see the profiles of some people I've dated and I'm like, it's very possible that these people really aren't as well-adjusted as they would like other people to think.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
All the guys I look up are all "bla bla travel a lot bla bla probably gonna move back overseas this year" so its like "why the hell are you looking for dates in melb when you wont be here in six months ugh"
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:14 (eleven years ago) link
Can you tell Im really fed up with OKC lately lol :( #missno-dates
These days, I mostly just make minor adjustments to my profile now and then on the off chance that even the smallest sliver of my interest in dating resurfaces at some point. I anticipate that it probably will? Eventually?
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
You can date someone for six months, I guess? Sometimes people have a similar sort of circumstance and could date under those terms, I guess.
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
"why the hell are you looking for dates in melb when you wont be here in six months ugh"
because you're in Melbourne for the next six months, would be my guess
― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
I am so glad that is not yr plan bnw!!xps
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
the ones that absolutely gross me out are the slightly misogynistic ones that moan about how shitty women are to deal with
Oh yeah, I saw one that was pretty "down to earth" in most respects, maybe not too bright but at least a bro (in the good way), and then he said, "And don't be one of those women who needs a three-ring circus and a marching band in order to come" and my brain went DELETE.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
I was expecting that to end with ".. in a drama-filled relationship" and then I read the actual end of it and my brain exploded
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:34 (eleven years ago) link
OMG. I didn't know that was even an option; if I join again I will specify this as my preferred need.
― Virginia Plain, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link
Well yeah thats fair. I guess I should point out the obvious that I'm hoping for something more long term, which obviously not everyone is, I suppose.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link
kind of tempted to make a profile and put "I'm in town until next Tuesday" but specify I am not interested in casual sex
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link
LTR only, of course.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
I saw one that was pretty "down to earth" in most respects, maybe not too bright but at least a bro (in the good way), and then he said, "And don't be one of those women who needs a three-ring circus and a marching band in order to come"
dear god
tbf i feel a little bit better now
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link
Is it common for gross, PUA-ish dudes to come on all vaguely "he-man woman hater"-y on OKC? That would help selective and intelligent women to weed out some of the garbage, I'd think.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:51 (eleven years ago) link
that fucking guy!
lol, mh
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link
I had a fun conversation with two female friends who said it's gross to have "casual sex" as an interest and people would not message you. Then I kind of walked through their relationship ideas and figured out that they'd definitely want sex somewhat early in a relationship, within the first fourish dates/couple weeks, which they'd define as casual sex.
I mean, I get where we were coming from, but I still loled
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link
My position on this is that everyone on OKC is interested in casual sex, hence it is gauche to come right out and say it. I don't know, perhaps I am a romantic?
I feel like casual sex in implied in a dating site . . . you don't really need to go any further in your specs.
― Virginia Plain, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:12 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, that's kinda OTM. Particularly if, as a guy, you're at all sensitive to how gross a lot of dudes are about stuff like that. It's probably fair to assume that it's on the table (unless specifically stated otherwise), but if a dude has that as a preference, it's a good bet that's all he's after.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:17 (eleven years ago) link
Nah see to me saying "casual sex" on OKC has a very specific tone/point. Its not qiute like my aforementioned "hook up right away" kinda deal, its more an explicit "I am trawling this site specifically for a shag and NOT a partner". Which is quite different. I mean its a shave off solicitation to be honest. Which, ew.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link
Yup, which is entertaining in its own way, and I agree, but still pretty funny.
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if there will ever be a feasible casual sex site for straights? One that wouldn't be creepy men grossing out women. Or is there? I don't know of any straight or bi, *blatantly* hook-up-focused sites on par w/ Manhunt (or Dudesnude, Adam4Adam, Craiglist, etc.).
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link
lol adultfriendfinder? But as far as I've heard or know, it's not really a thing that happens. I don't know if it's a difference between the inherent/socially-prescribed way men and women interact, or if it's just part of this semi-formal dance of lack of acknowledgment where people *do* want casual sex but the way to do it is to be glancing around a bar at last call
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link
"do you like learning from and teach1ng those around you?" barf. i wasn't gonna mock him here but then he listed ayn rand as one of his favorites so i feel like he's fair game.
― rayuela, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
List Ayn Rand as a fave decision tree:Do they seem youngish, and perhaps they will know better at some point?Y -> ContinueN -> Jump to 1Do they have other interests that are decent, and seem to have reasonable politics otherwise?N -> RejectY -> ContinueWas this actually part of a trend of idealistic naivete?Y -> RejectN -> Under consideration
1. Is there a weird extenuating circumstance where they might not get the implications of listing Rand?Y -> This is an architect, proceed with cautionN -> Reject
― mh, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link
Ha. Pretty OTM.
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
a lot of my straight female friends looking for casual sex go the craigslist route. but the creepy dudes sending dick pix quotient is apparently very high.
― bene_gesserit, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:33 (eleven years ago) link
I've wondered about the M4F part of Craigslist. I figured it was mostly horny regular guys with a few female meth heads and escorts.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Thursday, 17 May 2012 00:36 (eleven years ago) link
I started chatting with a dude on OkCupid tonight who seemed smart, interesting, funny, etc - and then he decided to try and sexy talk me and get all dom. Mega turn off.
― homosexual II, Thursday, 17 May 2012 04:22 (eleven years ago) link
i have a good male friend who, last week, had sex on the first date with his female OKC partner about an hour after they met. Both of their profiles seemed like they were up for it and she wanted to meet around 10pm on a thursday at a bar near his house so signs pointed to yes, he asked and they did. So that stuff does happen.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link
hey man, whatever works
― mh, Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:14 (eleven years ago) link
Is that what that Larry David movie is about?!
― Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
idgi
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 May 2012 21:25 (eleven years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43asuEZQO1qk59nco1_500.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 May 2012 04:51 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if there will ever be a feasible casual sex site for straights?
nerve.com more viable for this in my experience than craigslist CE. Plus their music reviews are actually good.
― Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 05:08 (eleven years ago) link
I don't know if it's a difference between the inherent/socially-prescribed way men and women interact, or if it's just part of this semi-formal dance of lack of acknowledgment where people *do* want casual sex but the way to do it is to be glancing around a bar at last call
Does this ever happen in real life? I mean, actually waiting until the bar is closing and only then looking for, and finding, someone who wants to take you home? Wouldn't anyone looking for a hookup for the night chat up someone at the bar well before last call?
― Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link
Have you ever been to a bar at closing??
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:25 (eleven years ago) link
i have, and it's been me, whoever i'd gone there with, and the bar people.
― mexican sumner (electricsound), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:27 (eleven years ago) link
I have, and I never only then thought, for the first time all night, that I'd better look around the room and find someone in the last few minutes lest I go home alone
― Lee626, Friday, 18 May 2012 10:37 (eleven years ago) link
i sometimes forget that i live in a city where the bar-closing hookup literally replaced religion in the 60s
― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:48 (eleven years ago) link
To me, hooking up at closing just says "hey youre smashed I can take advantage of that" which... eww.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 18 May 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link