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horseshoe you make me laff but strike me as essentially right-on. perhaps you are your own one-woman corrective.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, May 14, 2012 8:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg amanda i died

― horseshoe, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'm dying

― horseshoe, Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't die!

― game of crones (La Lechera), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 6:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

R2 might tear yoru cock off

― Sweet Yin Yang ☯ (Latham Green), Tuesday, August 28, 2012 1:05 PM

Hey! No sullying the cute thread with that filth!

._. it was mostly the typo that did it for me

Hmpf well ok then ;)

I found the penile injury fairly cute

I was just being silly. Sorry. :/

I was being DEADLY SERIOUS

bolded cuteness, gets less cute after:

When I was around 9 and I learned about the electoral college. I figured out that someone could win the popular vote but lose the election and I was quite distressed by this, so I used the library computer to email President Clinton that I had discovered a glaring flaw in our electoral system.

I got a letter in the mail thanking me for my interest in the electoral process. Now that Nate Silver has predicted that Romney will be anointed against the people's will, throwing us into civil war, I suppose I'll be drafted to fight the Federated States of The Real America. If only Clinton had heeded my warning.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 23:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

TOTALLY

they do the horsey dance
― frogbs, Tuesday, October 9, 2012 1:40 PM

ok so this is tangental but as long as the show's off the air for the moment...

i watched pootie tang the other day! holy shit! i'd been avoiding it for ages cause of it's low rotten tomatoes score but finally i was just like "screw it, it's louis ck, how bad can it be?" and the answer is not bad at all. i'll admit i caught the 4:20 showing (ahem) but still it was pretty solid! non stop chuckles throughout at just the over the top ridiculousness of the whole thing, plus countless laugh out loud moments of sheer comedy genius thrown in. seriously, pootie's "big hit" was some next level shit!

i mean, it's way too weird a movie to ever cross over to the mainstream, but if you like ck's occasional forays into dada weidness on his show at all, you'd be hard pressed to dislike pootie tang. also the music was dope.

― messiahwannabe, Friday, October 19, 2012 8:57 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are you insane, just now watching pootie tang and telling us its not bad at all

― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Friday, October 19, 2012 9:20 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

less cute than otm I'd like to think

cuotm

lol

what's the emoticon for hiding behind your fingers

― MVP ("most viking poster") 2012 (cozen), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ŵŵ

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 19:58 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

where is max

― horseshoe, Friday, October 26, 2012 5:52 PM (2 hours ago)

j0rd, thanks for RTing my emoji pumpkin, dogg. Your tweet inspired it.
― croup the color of mayonnaise (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, October 29, 2012

edited:

as an Australian teenager... I'd stfu & rolleye or come up with my own "my ninja" style substitutes for homophobic lyrics.

"The Big Daddy law is anti-bigot / That means no intol-E-R-A-N-C-E..."

― sug night (sic), Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:16 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everyone imagine an ewok

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 31 October 2012

it's easy if you try

I get weak in the knees thinking about how pissed the Republicans are if the do-nothing-and-let-the-tax-cuts-expire approach gets used, ""'"//[[[//////////\].\]'
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― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:53 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

half of that post was written by a 14-month-old baby can you guess which half

― Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 11 November 2012 19:54 (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

awwww

i was kinda waitin for it to make a line drawing tho

every time this gets bumped i assume i got banned again
― frogbs, Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Strange this should be revived now: I was just thinking about that exchange between Snufkin and Moomintroll (see Robin's post). I often develop crushes on fictional characters, but Snuffkin is the one I fell for most deeply. My friend Dan still brings up the time I said in all seriousness I thought Snufkin would be good for me.
Elama ei ole rauhallista, Nuuskamuikken sanoi ihastuneena.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, March 12, 2003 5:12 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark

^omg

i really liked my first grade teacher (mrs turley) but tbh i had more intense feelings for her student teacher, miss perry

we were like two ships passing in the night while exchanging simple phrases recorded in extremely large handwriting

― mookieproof, Thursday, May 16, 2013 1:29 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is cuteness gold

omg webelos

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 16, 2013 6:58 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i maxed out at webelos

― Z S, Friday, August 16, 2013 7:02 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

me too!

― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 16, 2013 7:16 AM (4 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I did too, lol

ditto!

(edited )

creating simulated rainforest experiences for my guinea pig

what does this consist of?

― markers, Tuesday, August 6, 2013 1:07 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

making jungle-y settings out of fabric and edible plants and playing sounds

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he goes nuts!

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 2:21 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i put rainforest sounds on in his room when i go to bed and turn on the little starry lights in his play jungle. lol. he is spoiled.

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, August 6, 2013 3:50 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i read that a few days ago and it has illuminated my week.

he is the best

i literally just said 'awwww' at my laptop

~~ nothing sexist about this blunt ~~

― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 3:04 AM (16 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's pretty sick Whiney

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Someone's not posting in the manner you like, so you threaten to tag him as a child molester? Fuck you asshole

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:39 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I tease Treeship for his earnestness too but child molester? Get ahold of yourself

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:40 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bite my dick

― waterface, Tuesday, September 3, 2013 4:45 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm already on record for "Always" iirc. And you can expand list to all primates, too.

will u make an exception for me?

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2011 5:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
SO cuet

fyi that last article is a lot more boring and talking about cases. i was just wondering when the word was first used. kind of like when jaymc tried to find the first use of 'gaydar'. i'm sleepy and i had wine.

― sent from my butt (harbl), Friday, January 3, 2014 2:00 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys should read my "window seat" blurb it's about me being scared of flying
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Monday, August 18, 2014

wouldn't be surprised w/ a wait before the iwatch comes out. the ipad and iphone both had one.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:15 AM

i don't know about the ipod. i was, like, fourteen or something.
― markers, Friday, August 29, 2014 2:16 AM

It first started when I was maybe 4 or 5 in the early 80s. I asked my cousin C____ if he wanted to listen to music with me. We looked through the tapes we had brought and didn't find anything satisfactory - it was mostly kids tapes and oldies stuff like the Beatles and CCR. He asked me if we had any breakin' music, so I went to asked my mom. She said "no, but we've got some quackin' music!"

(this album):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LveIQZBmlqI

― how's life, Thursday, August 28, 2014 9:33 AM (2 days ago)

omg ^

My 8yo daughter is OBSESSED with Mary T. My fridge is plastered with pictures of her. She has a Spotify playlist which is just Ex Hex and Wild Flag ("but you can just put the LPs on... Your sister has lots more in hers..." "NO").

I'm a Betsy Wright man myself.

― Michael Jones, Monday, August 3, 2015 1:10 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if the above was a tweet by some rando I would probably assume it was made up but Michael has earned our trust via years of dependably good posts in my view

I always heard the Trap Queen lyric as 'now she remixing for Low', which I thought was lovely. A bit disappointed when I realised the actual words.

― tangenttangent, Tuesday, January 26, 2016 8:48 PM

How are you so terrible? I can't figure it out, but then again I didn't go to a highly selective undergraduate institution. x

― Treeship, Saturday, 28 May 2016 15:43 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i need to digest your posts more fully but car autopilot is the only part of the future i'm excited about

― goole, Wednesday, September 21, 2016 6:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, do you need a hug

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, September 21, 2016 7:22 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am lucky to have a friend who found a good therapist. it's a tricky thing!

― surm, Monday, December 5, 2016 10:22 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink