the long, subdued, nearly action-free "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford"

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don't need a movie for that.

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 15 January 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

this is pretty fkn boring tbh

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

is that james carville? wtf.

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 15 June 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The shamelessness with which this movie rips off Malick was infuriating.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 15 June 2009 22:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I got "interviewed" for a local publication (more of a "complete the sentence" thing) and I said I could watch this repeatedly. What won't make print is that my girlfriend likes to fall asleep with a quiet movie on, and this one has been it for a long time. Not my favorite film, but it's really tranquil, even in the violence, with the exception of the scene where Pitt is railing on that kid for information.

mh, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 13:58 (fourteen years ago) link

this film is like the cinematic equivalent of that guy phosphorescent - all earnest and croaky and 'old timey'

the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:13 (fourteen years ago) link

this is pretty fkn boring tbh

OTM.

Also, fucking impossible to work out what anyone was saying half the time.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:15 (fourteen years ago) link

The shamelessness with which this movie rips off Malick was infuriating.

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, June 15, 2009 5:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm not sure in what universe ripping off Terrence Malick is a bad thing.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

no? how about just mangling his tropes?

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:22 (fourteen years ago) link

his tropes? i suppose they're both about societyazzawhole, but one's just about celebrity and the other's about life, the universe and everything, no?

Fidel Gastro (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:28 (fourteen years ago) link

ya what tropes and mangled how?

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i wasn't NUTS about this movie but i kinda got into its slow groove

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the narration too.

Kerm, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:31 (fourteen years ago) link

"Trope" doesn't mean what people think it means.

Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

it means testicles

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

I loved this movie on first viewing, though I think it just caught me right when I was in the perfect mood for it. I watched it again with my wife and didn't love it quite as much but would still consider it one of my faves for 2007.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:35 (fourteen years ago) link

is it as dull as dead man?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah me too--i dug it a lot. casey affleck was surprisingly great and brad was ok, too

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

it's not as good as dead man

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

doesn't really have anything to do with it tho

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

sort of like cricket and baseball are entirely different sports

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

only, with movies

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the fact is i can get into any boring movie about life and shit if its shot as well as this one was

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i watched like half of this on TV last weekend, no real clue what it was about but it was really pretty

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

That's how I feel about most Malick.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

max i believe it's about the assassination of jesse james by robert ford, who some say is not the most courageous dude around

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

the fact is i can get into any boring movie about life and shit if its shot as well as this one was

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:43 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

me too kinda, i like long slow burn type movies. not every movie has to be as action-packed as star trek, dr morbius!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Still not sure what's up with the head-on view of the train shot, although the shot with lights coming through the woods before it is pretty great.

mh, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

this is pretty fkn boring tbh

OTM.

Also, fucking impossible to work out what anyone was saying half the time.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 09:15 (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Thirded, if they were trying to explore the relationship between between James and Ford then they did a poor job, which is a shame because the story has so much potential, much scope for drama and tension but it largely failed to exploit this.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

actually as long as this doesn't have a sound track by neil young i think i'll be ok w/it

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:49 (fourteen years ago) link

you're in luck, it's by neil diamond

s1ocki, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Nick Cave + Warren Ellis. xp oh now you've made me look boring.

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

not every movie has to be as action-packed as star trek, dr morbius!

hahahahaaaaa

unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

This is one of the great american folk tales, famous in song and penny dreadfuls the films seems like such a missed opportunity.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus christ - why not throw in a couple of will oldham tracks while they're at it

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

This is one of the great american folk tales, famous in song and penny dreadfuls the films seems like such a missed opportunity.

yeah it could have been as good as

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/09/Young_guns.jpg/200px-Young_guns.jpg

man saves ducklings from (ledge), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:53 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Especially when there is the fantastic Bruce Springsteen version of the Seegar collected ballad from a few years back.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

now that's a soundtrack right there

xpost

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:54 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF this movie wasn't even boring, there was tons of tension and intrigue.

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

This is one of the great american folk tales, famous in song and penny dreadfuls the films seems like such a missed opportunity.

yeah but the movie makers made it the way they wanted to, they didn't view the material in the same way you did--i think a lot of people enjoyed the slanted take on the western, i know i sure did

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Lookit all those dreadful pennies (xxxxpost)

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:55 (fourteen years ago) link

netflix of dead man has been sitting on my desk, staring at me, for three months now. i never seem to be in the right mood :-/

i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:56 (fourteen years ago) link

me too kinda, i like long slow burn type movies. not every movie has to be as action-packed as star trek, dr morbius!

― s1ocki, Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:47 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

slow "burn" no pun intended

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

if i wasnt clear--i like to "burn" marijuana cigarettes and watch movies like this

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked what they were aiming for, I think they went way off target, however I might add it to netflix and re-watch.

Mornington Crescent (Ed), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i think you mean "rescreen"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 14:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I like to reburn when I rescreen.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

re-burn

xp haha

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

man tombstone was a really great movie

recurrently posting, in an irregular series (Lamp), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:06 (fourteen years ago) link

it's also really great pizza

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 16 June 2009 15:11 (fourteen years ago) link

The Character Assassination of Andrew Dominik by the Coward akm

Simon H., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 02:56 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

Killing Them Softly seems to have been getting some defense lately from people who don't want to be on the wrong side of the film's thuddingly obvious politics, so I finally watched it. I had put it off because I didn't want it to diminish my estimation of the source material, Cogan's Trade, which I consider a masterpiece of lowlife dialogue. I'm afraid it's so bad it might have done just that. I feel bad for ever criticizing Nicolas Winding-Refn or Zack Snyder for ever having some crass and dumb ideas because Dominik belongs in movie jail. Plenty of people have mocked the ubiquitous C-SPAN footage and the moronic music cues, but ripping off the use of "Love Letters" from Blue Velvet is particularly annoying.

I will say Ben Mendelsohn is great playing an all-time disgusting loser. James Gandolfini gave his character an even more sinister dimension than I remember him having in the novel. He used to complain about what a toll playing a dark character like Tony Soprano took on him, this role might have finished him off.

Chris L, Saturday, 13 March 2021 11:54 (three years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://nypost.com/2022/02/11/marilyn-monroe-biopic-director-says-movie-will-be-nc-17-rated/

“It’s a demanding movie,” Dominik said. “If the audience doesn’t like it, that’s the f–king audience’s problem. It’s not running for public office.”

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 February 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link


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