Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy"

dude what? i can think of some much better candidates

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

well in that he doesn't play anymore and has an overdeveloped legend! give hasselbeck five years.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

boomer esiason = bud bundy
steve young = kelly bundy
kornheiser = peg

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dan fouts = buck

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

aikman = marcy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

jefferson = ryan leaf

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my checklist was 1) a profound failure in every facet of life 2) has appearance of man too tired to continue existing 3) would be fun to hang out with. i'm pretty sure i wouldn't wanna go to a strip club w/tim hasselbeck, but he has that air of impotence and resignation. i guess the question is, WHO IN THE NFL WOULD START NO MA'AM?

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― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

sterling sharpe =

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

GAHAHA YES

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought about reviving the ILNFL board to note the passing of "Ironhead" Heyward, but only to make a "what's with this thingie??" joke.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

DAN WHAT TEH FUCK?@?@??!??@?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF momus where do you get off giving Ned shit for having a supposedly "dated" haircut, it isnt as if you're some spring chicken with anything remotely resembling a decent haircut or facial hair, FFS.
-- Trayce (dish.i...), June 5th, 2006 5:14 PM. (trayce)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain-Save-A-Sideburnless-Ho

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i bet ned would get tons of clam if he just chopped some of that shit off tho.

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

captain save a fro

― me and deluca (account), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i dunno.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

he would be less of a ned then, a pathetic shell of a ned

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ned new body

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the neds of love are CALL-ing!

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLYZAY

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

world cup

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I thought it had something to do with jaymc or something. I'm ok with this tho.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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^ DAN PERRY AND ALLY

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok you lost me again.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT = GLEEK

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, would you rather we were Marv, Wendy & Wonder Dog???????

― Dan (Lose-Lose ;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

DDB is shaggy

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I like yr hat, Jon
http://copland.udel.edu/stu-org/chabad/people/images/jughead.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Shouldn't Ian be Jughead since he eats so much meat?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://610wip.com/images/wimpy.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to talk out of the side of my mouth like popeye but you can't really describe lady pooperton as being much like olive oyl

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

it's true - olive oyl is an idiot and her voice is annoying. but physically speaking, we're practically twins!

― lady pooperton (notvalery), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

shelly duvall is hot as olive oyl

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

controversial moderator edits!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

shelly duvall is weirdly hot in a lot of things

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

you see her in annie hall? phwor.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

did you ever see that weird ass "Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme" movie from the '80s? She plays Little Bo Peep and is totally smokin' in some proto harajuku way.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes i actually know exactly what you're talking about. "fairy tale theatre" i thought she was hot when i was little too. im pretty sure paul ruebens was in that shelly duvall episode.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember that movie! little richard as old king cole!!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what was the band that played that song about gordon being a stick in the mud?

i want that song.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson8/scansd/duvall/duvall_shelley.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

gear, images not to post: fortune city/ tripod. :-D

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd hit it

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, you've been hitting fortunecity/tripod left and right lately, we know!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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