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i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

― bnw, Monday, May 14, 2012 4:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cinco de extra mayo (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 14 May 2012 04:09 (eleven years ago) link

yeah

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 14 May 2012 06:06 (eleven years ago) link

i am anticipating the day i see the abebe on the daily show

yup

catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 14 May 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

is there any particular reason? he on tv right now?

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

naw, he's just gonna write some pop culture book and show up on there
it seems a fait accompli

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 May 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

o i c

the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/887/200pxthesecretlogo.jpg

bamcquern, Monday, 14 May 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

I am happy for the 'bisco, wasting all that prose on us was a crime.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 18 May 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.galapagosdesign.com/original/images/Bisco.gif

flopson, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

god singer rules so hard

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Friday, 18 May 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

this is a common ilx thing. it's totally normal. ilxors get stuck in a pattern of either swapping puns in to common song lyrics, or making a string of bizarro jokes. i think it just needs to be rebooted?

― Mordy, Thursday, May 24, 2012 11:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

You can lead an ILXor to water...

pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

so not a bomb

bnw, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

is rebooted even a horse ref?

flopson, Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

reshoed

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 May 2012 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

every city probably has its own self-appointed cheerleader and all of them are stuck in a dream of "vibrant culture" that a 20 yr-old wd blush at

― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cissémanwhore (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 May 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

i definitely understand if people think gay rumors about celebs are distasteful, but with travolta it's like katt williams' thing on whitney houston - "nobody says the same shit about you for twenty years. If a mother fucker calls you a crack head for twenty years, you are smoking crack."

― da croupier, Sunday, July 1, 2012 10:36 PM

the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

actually just wanted to pick out this part

"nobody says the same shit about you for twenty years. If a mother fucker calls you a crack head for twenty years, you are smoking crack."

the late great, Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah that was pretty brilliant.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

ilx never met an analogy it couldn't drag out to its logical extreme to the point of total nonsense in record time

― abandon al ships (some dude), Monday, 2 July 2012 17:49 (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

yes

the late great, Thursday, 5 July 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

reduXoR ad absurdum

yes (loves laboured breathing), Friday, 6 July 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link

Circular firing squads are OK as long as we're all firing outwards.

― Jeff Goldblum is watching you, pope! (snoball), Sunday, July 1, 2012 9:36 AM

the late great, Saturday, 7 July 2012 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

However there are a lot of posters who just straight-up aren't willing to accept that other viewpoints exist or use THAT as a springboard for massive character judgements on issues that they barely understand themselves. Not "here's what's wrong with what you said" but rather "here's what's wrong with what I hope you meant".

― frogbs, Wednesday, July 11, 2012 3:56 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coat news for people who love boat shoes (how's life), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

if you'd rather wait in long-ass line for a free promotional slurpee than just stroll in on the other 364 days and throw down a $1.50, you could learn a few lessons on being an adult, imo

― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:16 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

i don't get to say it a lot but whiney otm

Mordy, Monday, 16 July 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

i never considered the weird relationship many ppl have to time/money/"free stuff" as an aspect of adulthood/maturity but ok

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 July 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

adults who buy slurpees worst rikki lake episode ever.

Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 July 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

record store day for dummies

the late great, Monday, 16 July 2012 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

people who make calls on what is/isn't adult to do aren't very good at being adults ime

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

still way better than posting frogbs in the truth bombs thread tho

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Monday, 16 July 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

don't be bitter because you haven't made the thread in 3 years

frogbs, Monday, 16 July 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sure you've got some good posts out there...somewhere

frogbs, Monday, 16 July 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

tb hurtin like consumption

text:gabbneb AND displayName:gabbneb (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ u making the thread for the first time and big-shotting people xp

call all destroyer, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

self-aware bullshit is still bullshit!

― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, July 16, 2012 12:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

some dude, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

still way better than posting frogbs in the truth bombs thread tho

― Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Monday, July 16, 2012 7:44 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://991.com/NewGallery/George-Michael-Listen-Without-Pr-6770.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

Any time I see someone using "Barack Hussein Obama" I immediately tune out.

― LISTEN TO THIS BRAD (Nicole), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 2:36 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i was reading this brave article about the new subdermal microchips & internment camps for xtians but as soon as i saw that phrase i had to stop reading

text:gabbneb AND displayName:gabbneb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

thread? US politics?

they're just making sure it's spelled as it appears on his birth cert

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

nerdcore rap is literally the worst thing in the history of music

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 2:50 PM Bookmark

chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 July 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

xpost

LOL

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 19 July 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

concealed carry Jeremiahs are the fucking worst

― tallarico dreams (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, July 20, 2012 2:10 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Call Surgeon General C. Everett Koop. Poo-poo-pa-doop. (stevie), Friday, 20 July 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

one thing we can definitively say re libertarian demographics is they are all white guys

― lag∞n, Saturday, July 28, 2012 10:43 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 July 2012 02:52 (eleven years ago) link

I have a theory that you can generally tell how far you are from the subway in queens and brooklyn by the number of american flags you see

― iatee, Sunday, July 29, 2012 10:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

Do people steal the flags, then run down into the subways?

how's life, Monday, 30 July 2012 09:10 (eleven years ago) link

I think it's more that historically, conservative middle/working class neighborhoods fought to keep subways out. Iatee can probably correct me if I'm wrong about that, but he probably can't write a five paragraph explanation because he's on his iphone.

Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 July 2012 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

I think you can say that's broadly true, true in some places and more 'would have fought, as similar neighborhoods have, and so it was never a thing to fight' in most. prob a bigger factor is the sorting that happens on its own - new immigrants / young people less interested in moving to those neighborhoods, so they don't de-archiebunkerfy.

iatee, Monday, 30 July 2012 12:31 (eleven years ago) link


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