ask sissymanwhore (NSFW)

are cars your favorite object or are there others you like more?

what's yr take on kitty pryde?

kitty pryde vs. juicee k

were you listening to music during your vacuum cleaner experience? what would be the ideal music for this experience?

are you a fan of the "dragons fucking cars" meme?

I like to fuck anything. I enjoy fucking my car and vacuum cleaner as they are always there.
Sorry dont know what kitty pride or juicee k are
No i was not listening to music when i fucked the vacuum.
Not a fan of dragons fucking cars i prefer to fuck them myself

this is already kind of tired unfortunately.
what's the kitty pride meme?

Have you ever heard of Filter Queen vacuums?

No i have not heard of them but i am sure you have a funny explanation for them

what is your favorite board game?

monopoly

p mainstream choice there, no cred

No i have not heard of them but i am sure you have a funny explanation for them

not really

Has anyone ever told you you look like Andy Bell?

what is your least favorite song, one that really annoys you?

Could not think of a suitable board game dont really play them prefer me to played like a game and sorry dale when you put filter queen i thought you were going down the gay joke route

i know a song that will get on your nerves by joe pasqualie
and no i have not been told i look like andy bell

forward this to everyone you know
http://tailpipeman.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html#!/2012/05/photo-above-me-wearing-womens-underwear.html

two steps ahead of you

do they have truck nuts in the uk?

have you sent the link on

what are truck nuts

http://trucknutz.com/

doing god's work here

i have never seen them lol

what is gods work?

o you haven't heard the good news?

no tell me the good news

http://toolmonger.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/henry-and-hetty.jpg

do you prefer hetty or henry?

I like both

why did you first post to "posts that effortlessly summarize" thread

referral i'm sure, there is a link to a picture of him. guess what he's doing.

.... effortlessly summarising ilx?

there are links in lots of other places though - like practically every thread where pipecock made a nuisance of hissself

ok fucking trucks and vacuums, do you ever consider just buying a tailpipe section or disengaging whatever vacuum piece or is the whole point not that yr dick is encased in a cylinder but that you're vaguely fucking the entire machine? also have you ever read portnoy's complaint?

SMW, do you consider the Prequels to be worth viewing, or just Lucas-wanking to be consigned to the dustbin?

lol darragh

Also, do you believe that Europe as a single notional identity needed Napoleon to come into being?

sissymanwhore i forwarded your link to many friends thanks

The Late Great...i first posted to that thread as my pictures were being discussed and i want people to know my real identity not just guess at who i am etc.
Balls....i usually fuck the car or vacuum or whatever else in front of other people so it is not just about the fucking of them it is about the humiliation .
Yoel Rak........thank you i hope everyone does the same.

sissymanwhore, what is your favorite UGK song? if you are not familiar with their music i have a recommendation

I am not faniliar, what is your recommendation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI8f9rF8MHY

just sent the link to my mom in lieu of a card, smw

LOL i hope she likes it.

kudos, some dude

smh if you're the one who's sending his name out everywhere and having sex with machines in front of other people then YOU ultimately possess agency in these situations, no? **think abt it**

lol @ al

xp or smw, either works really.

i am the person i just dont know how to verify to anyone here who thinks i may just be trying to humiliate someone else

best nsfw this now??

lmao

Now post a photo of you standing next to brodie while he posts to ilx

sissymanwhore, what type of music do you listen to?

rugby is also the hometown of spacemen 3 btw

Yep. It is also not far from CV birthplace of RS.

lollll

all types

well, we're past the punchline now

FP

too many people were nice to kshighway and sock master got bored

― mark cl

I was expecting a few more awkward questions than that. Anyone got any?

no, your behavior isn't really that interesting

I never said it was interesting, just thought the response would of been different.

Your blog is all really inexcusable.

Two spaces after a full stop? Tsk.

Two spaces after a full stop is not a question, it is a statement so does not require a question mark.

sissymanwhore, have you ever done an interview with Howard Stern or Opie and Anthony or any other radio shows like that? which website/radio show/magazine/tv show (or whatever) have you been the proudest to appear on, and which ones would you like to appear on in the future?

I'm pretty sure I first saw you on weirdlinks.com/webwasteland.com/unknownhighway.com (or whatever it's called now). are you a fan? what are your favorite shock sites?

barmans, my picture has been in loaded magazine. Two TV shows, russel howards good news and top gear. I gave an email interview to gawker.com but i dont think they published it. I have never done an interview with the people you mention. i dont know any shock sites, i will look up the ones you have mentioned. i am proud to appear on any site or show.

pride and humiliation -- weird mix

sis syman who re, have you ever dreamt of or masturbated to the mental picture of roy orbison wrapped in cling-film?

dayo...LMAO no cant say i have.

Trey... i agree, i love to see that my picture has been posted in so many different places and it is also humiliaing to think that people have seen me doing that stuff, yet i like them to see it.

which is the most humiliating david lynch movie? (i think it's blue velvet for rosselini)

The twin peaks stuff was appauling

you should feel ashamed that you misspelled 'appalling'!

Dayo.....Why should i be ashamed of miss spelling a word? I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

i think he meant, "appealing."

No he was right it was a spelling mistake, there is nothing appealing about the twin peaks show.

it kind of went off the rails 2nd season but c'mon...

I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

No he was right it was a spelling mistake, there is nothing appealing about the twin peaks show.

― Tailpipe Man (sissymanwhore), Friday, May 18, 2012 10:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

now this is a fucking shameful opinion to have, fuck you in the fucking ass sissymanwhore

Philip..i am a strange car but that was to strange even for me.

Johnny...i already said that or do you do the same?

dayo...that works for me

what did you think of LOST?

not my type of show

knight rider?

entertaining, more of a history or documentary person

socumentary

pink sockumentary?

http://andiamnotlying.com/2010/types-of-bitches/

http://greenerjax.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cleancities.jpg

But an electric car doesn't have an exhaust pipe. He's into humiliation, not disappointment.

Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!

ICE in this case refers to In Car Entertainment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMbxOUgPDsI

I post pictures of myself fucking my car, a typo is not going to bother me.

all time

sissymanwhore, what is your favourite situation comedy?

L-R
http://images.tvrage.com/shows/24/23953.jpg

^that is one of the worst, so shrill and charmless

http://i.imgur.com/xQDpUGl.jpg