THE VAULT OF ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Voting Thread (voting closes May 9 *~*~*~*2012*~*~*~*)

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i was more traumatized as a youth by small wonder than by any horror film.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

man britishers in the 70s sure liked to mess up their kids w/ heavy equipment

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:14 (eleven years ago) link

Safety through PTSD.

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

i am glad battle royale wasn't nominated, at least

<3<3<3 battle royale, tho have never thought of it as a horror movie at all tbh

fishermen are coveted by whores & stoners (Pillbox), Saturday, 12 May 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

SENT

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

FINALLY. Hopefully in future, you'll get your priorities straight and put ILX polls before work.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Balloting is now officially, irreparably closed.

The ballot I was anticipating but afaik never received was Mr. Hal Jam's. :(

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

Aw, shame. But at least you got Morbs'.

emil.y, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

the other thing wasn't work, either

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

As I'm tabulating the results, I can already see Morbs' ballot ousted something from the top 5 I really wanted to be in the top 5. Such wonton destructivism.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:04 (eleven years ago) link

(Hint: It was Troll 2.)

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

DAMN IT. Well, as long as Troll is still a contender.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

;_; troll 2

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

there's only one of eli roth's top 5 horror movies that i'd want to see come in top 5 here, and it doesn't have the word troll in the title

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Saturday, 12 May 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

You don't know what you're missing if you haven't seen Cannibal Comptroller.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 12 May 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

i pretty much saw everything in my top ten (save two) before i was emotionally ready for them.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 May 2012 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

the first movie to ever truly scare the bejeezus out of me was pinocchio at age 3 or 4 though. apparently i was howling so bad by the monstro scene my mom dragged me out and then i started complaining that she had dragged me out.

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 12 May 2012 22:53 (eleven years ago) link

Are we allowed to talk about things we're still catching up on because of the poll? Because I just watched The Sentinel on netflix insta and loved it. It was a LOT more bent than I was expecting, with a ridiculous cast (very young C Walken and J Goldblum and C Sarandon PLUS william dickey and eli wallach and Jerry Orbach are you fkin kiddin' me?) and a really superbly protean score from Gil Melle.

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

You are forgetting Beverly D'Angelo in the role of a lifetime.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

Hahaha yesssssss

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Sunday, 13 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

the first movie to ever truly scare the bejeezus out of me was pinocchio at age 3 or 4 though. apparently i was howling so bad by the monstro scene my mom dragged me out and then i started complaining that she had dragged me out.

― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, May 12, 2012 6:53 PM

same here but mine was fantasia... night on bald mountain!

I also begged to go see grizzly when I was 5 and the first kill scene freaked me out so much we ended up in the next theater watching the bad news bears

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Sunday, 13 May 2012 16:16 (eleven years ago) link

Are we allowed to talk about things we're still
catching up on because of the poll? Because I
just watched The Sentinel on netflix insta and
loved it. It was a LOT more bent than I was
expecting, with a ridiculous cast (very young C
Walken and J Goldblum and C Sarandon PLUS
william dickey and eli wallach and Jerry Orbach
are you fkin kiddin' me?) and a really superbly
protean score from Gil Melle.

plus ava gardner and BURGESS MEREDITH!

yeah this movie rules. v underrated. "woman finds out her apt is a portal to hell" is a great premise too.

also, i don't scare particularly easy when watching movies but i thought it had some genuinely creepy moments.

didnt realize melle did the score! thats the andromeda strain guy, right? don't remember the score too well tbh.

original bgm, Sunday, 13 May 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

I can already see Morbs' ballot ousted something from the top 5 I really wanted to be in the top 5.

My life is complete!

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 May 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

Because I just watched The Sentinel on netflix insta and loved it. It was a LOT more bent than I was expecting, with a ridiculous cast (very young C Walken and J Goldblum and C Sarandon PLUS william dickey and eli wallach and Jerry Orbach are you fkin kiddin' me?) and a really superbly protean score from Gil Melle.

― Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Sunday, May 13, 2012 8:11 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, it's great, right? so sleazy and creepy, plus excellent music, makeup effects by dick smith. i wanted to talk about it in the nominations thread, but forgot. didn't vote for it, but it was in the running.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Sunday, 13 May 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

sonned with a batted ball by Turner this time!

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

whoops, though this was Baseball

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Ha... I just added The Sentinel on netflix just to find this note at the top of my queue:

"Birdemic: Shock and Terror has been removed from your Queue. We no longer offer this movie for rental. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope you find many other movies to enjoy at Netflix."

Do they do this with all movies? Kind of cracked me up that they singled it out and made a to do about it.

Darin, Sunday, 13 May 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

I kinda dug what The Sentinel was trying to achieve more than I dug the results. Plus, I always dig Cristina Raines.

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 14 May 2012 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

Is today the day? I was looking for a good tagline to set the mood, and found these three lists:

http://horror.about.com/od/horrortoppicklists/a/50besttaglines.htm
http://www.mania.com/15-horror-movie-taglines_article_126010.html
http://moviecultists.com/2009/10/28/the-top-13-best-horror-movie-taglines/

Not one of them listed "Pray for Rosemary's Baby," which is surely up near the top.

clemenza, Monday, 14 May 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link

I'm aiming for a Wednesday debut. Is there a tagline about patience?

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 14 May 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

"To avoid fainting, keep repeating: 'Patience is a virtue, patience is a virtue..."

clemenza, Monday, 14 May 2012 12:14 (eleven years ago) link

"There's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby: it's alive." - this one is the creepiest, I think. So evocative.

Also like: "Man is the warmest place to hide."

This one, however, is a horror in its own right, so tortured and mangled is its grammar: "Please do not disturb Evelyn. She already is."

emil.y, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

Did I already mention my favourite tagline-searching-for-a-film on this thread? Will offer it up for the Ilx Horror Movie:

"What they don't know... WILL EAT THEM"

emil.y, Monday, 14 May 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

oh that's a winner right there

i am psyched about horror movies + exam week

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

"Take the stairs. Take the stairs. For God's sake, take the stairs!!!"

original bgm, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

None of those lists has The Exorcist, I guess because it's too long:

Something beyond comprehension is happening to a little girl on this street, in this house. A man has been called for as a last resort to try and save her. That man is The Exorcist.

I think it's great anyway, especially the first half.

clemenza, Monday, 14 May 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Best fake tagline:

Don't

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

Was on a train Saturday next to typical Park Slope couple and their 9-year-old who were discussing the merits and appropriateness of assorted horror movies. Dad advocated Hellraiser, Mom tentatively The Exorcist, kid wanted to know the diff btwn Alien and Predator. Boy's takeaway quote: "Ghostbusters isn't even scary!"

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

I think Alien is pretty much all-time unbeatable on taglines. I saw it on the posters years before I was allowed to see the movie, and it stuck with me. (Though I think Alien is kinda all-time unbeatable in lots of ways.)

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

In Space No One Can Hear You Snore

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

(first heard a radio quipster say that in '79 btw)

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

© MAD Magazine, 1979

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

xpost lol

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

My #1 would be the Texas Chainsaw tagline I quoted earlier in the thread: "Who will survive and what will be left of them?" Even though I'm not sure it makes sense--the one girl who survives technically survives intact (physically, anyway).

clemenza, Monday, 14 May 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

don't see how that makes it a less sensible question going in

Yeah, it's a question, so the answer could be 'everyone and all of them'. Which it isn't, obviously, but it could be. Would be something of an anti-climax, I guess.

emil.y, Monday, 14 May 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

The Texas Chainsaw Near Miss

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 14 May 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

"I literally cannot believe we all escaped that chainsaw massacre unscathed. Whew!"

Bob Bop Perano (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 14 May 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link


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