POO TEH GIRLS OF SAVED BY THE BELL: WHO'D YOU HUMP?

no fucking way

god it's like all the disappointment of the last ten years of rem in one jpeg

Botox is just the worst.

http://i.imgur.com/rl7T9S0.jpg

I was all about Tori

bumping this extremely unchill thread for discussion of the news of the saved by the bell reboot, which sounds... ungood

Pull up a chair, kids. Now turn that bad boy around and pop a squat at The Max diner, because NBCUniversal's upcoming streaming service Peacock is rebooting "Saved By the Bell" — and Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley will return as cast members.

Peacock's "Saved By the Bell" reboot hails from Universal Television, and will be written and executive produced by Tracey Wigfield. Peter Engel and Franco Bario will executive produce. Pretty good pedigree there, as Engel was an executive producer on "Saved By the Bell," as well as spinoffs "The College Years" and "The New Class." Bario produced on all three of those series.

Here is the new version's perfect logline:

When California governor Zack Morris gets into hot water for closing too many low-income high schools, he proposes they send the affected students to the highest performing schools in the state — including Bayside High. The influx of new students gives the over privileged Bayside kids a much needed and hilarious dose of reality.

Yeah, Zack's the friggin' governor.

I would sign off on a Saved By the Bell reboot only if a) the cast are still playing high school students and b) it will be filmed in the year 2035.