anytime you walk in to a party and are greeted by a woman with a keytar it's going to be a good time, even if you do not end up on the ceiling
― ☺♑ (joygoat), Thursday, January 15, 2009 10:29 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 15 January 2009 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link
sargnt: i hope dom gets in a choice jpg before things are all said and done
― twitty milk (deej), Saturday, 31 January 2009 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link
i'll be rooting against the steelers in that i dont want them to win, but i don't really want to see arizona win either... is there a way to just give the lombardi trophy to bruce, for excellence in halftime performing
― mad loli vamp bone (cankles), Saturday, January 31, 2009 7:38 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 1 February 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's get real- clusterfucks are the best part of ilx and you all know it.
― gr8080, Sunday, February 1, 2009 4:18 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― special guest stars mark bronson, Sunday, 1 February 2009 09:38 (fifteen years ago) link
I think Sarah Silverman's only funny if your parents never swore.
― Limoncello Carlin (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:59 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― n00bian princess (some dude), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty sure the idea of truth bomb is TRUTH
― JAM, DWANGELA, RELLY! (sunny successor), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"i agree with this bomb" somehow isn't as catchy
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link
truth domb
― and what, Thursday, 5 February 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
― n00bian princess (some dude), Thursday, February 5, 2009 10:38 AM Bookmark
My parents never (alright, very rarely) swore and Sarah Silverman still isn't funny.
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 19:28 (fifteen years ago) link
my parents swore and sarah silverman is funny - so maybe its the opposite or????
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
you THINK she is funny, it's different
― cutty, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
rev otm
― double bird strike (gabbneb), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Sarah Silverman is only funny if your parents never swore =/= Sarah Silverman is funny if your parents never swore
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
sarah silverman is only funny if you THINK shes funny
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
xp fairnuff
― The Reverend (rev), Thursday, 5 February 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
is saving silverman funny
― eman, Thursday, 5 February 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
I saw that movie in the theathers
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
so did i
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
no one can ever say "two" without me thinking of jack black
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link
sux "two" be u
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
that sounds like a painfully jack black-riddled existence
― autosocratic asphyxiation (Hurting 2), Thursday, 5 February 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link
i went on a press junket for that movie. i just asked jables about Tenacious D because the movie was dogshit
― i like to pump and doug lazy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
tenacious d on the other hand
― WATERSLIDE MANSION (ice cr?m), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) (cankles), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link
at that point it was just the 6 episode tv show, so yes.
― i like to pump and doug lazy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link
the only "interrupting my commute" kinda culture jamming i would really welcome if if Totoro himself dropped out of the sky and sat in the middle of the 10 freeway
― John Hyman (misspelled intentionally) (omar little), Monday, February 9, 2009 1:47 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― my heigl-lohan girl (who's also latina and half-jewish) (cankles), Tuesday, 10 February 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Facebook is gonna be toast once people stop being themselves and building the identities they desire because grandma and grandma insist on being their friends.
― merriweather post ironic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, January 7, 2009 8:55 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:02 (fifteen years ago) link
The very second my dodgy aunt started HASSLING me to be her facebook friend I pulled out the plug and let go 70 people and locked it down like fucking crazy. Everyone else will do the same, and in a few short months facebook will be full of old people like a tartan clearance sale.
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link
the only problem w/ whiney's hypothesis is that for anyone in college you basically can't exist w/o facebook, like i'm so entrenched in it and so is everyone i know and my brother who is still in HS is that it won't matter what family members or w/e join. post-college joiners aren't as invested as the core users of fbook imo
― happy house of representatives (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link
grandma and grandma
^^^hoos
― i and i overstand ilx bomboclaat formatting n ting (The Reverend), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I really resent facebook and how mandatory it is
― Dan I., Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm still 100% comfortable with the identity I've constructed for myself on fbook. I feel like it's an accurate representation of me, and I realize that it's something certain people may not be comfortable with. They can fuckin deal. Why am I gonna run and hide that shit if it's me?
I def understand other situations might be more complicated though.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:25 (fifteen years ago) link
It's complicated when you have an obsessive and clinically-insane mother who'd stalk you if she had half the fucking chance, and her sister is the one hassling me on facebook.
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:32 (fifteen years ago) link
(not aiming that 'fucking' at you hoos, obv)
― Objective Deployment Component for Failure Mode Effect Analysis (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:33 (fifteen years ago) link
thought i was gonna have to duck tbh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 12 February 2009 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link
im not going to get dragged into multi paragraph posts on facebook identities again but whiney g weingarten is wrong
― max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link
facebook is toast regardless guys wise up
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
homie u can say that all u want but ur never gonna get laid again until u get urself a profile
― max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
haaah
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i hate ppl who get all serious and go did you know facebook owns all of your information FOREVER
― s1ocki, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
but THEY DO
― nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link
we must TAKE DOWN THE FACEBOOK CORE
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link
hack the planet
― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:49 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/07/15/eagle-eye-poster.jpg
lol dumbest movie i've seen this decade
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i would eagle eye michelle monaghan tho
― max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
who is that lady? she kind of looks like yasmeen bleeth to me.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
― max, Thursday, February 12, 2009 12:53 PM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, February 12, 2009 10:54 AM (31 seconds ago)
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
1) its yasmine and 2) not really
― max, Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
shia labeouf is pretty horrendous
― memo from norv turner (omar little), Thursday, 12 February 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link