THE VAULT OF ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Voting Thread (voting closes May 9 *~*~*~*2012*~*~*~*)

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Ahhhh. I saw that was streaming and didn't realize what it was. I'll probably check it out despite your not-quite-a-recommendation. Love stuff like that.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

Being a regional horror host would probably be my dream job.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

You would be SO good at it too.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

!!!

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks! Maybe I'll call Svengoolie and see if he's got any openings for an apprentice.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

It is about time for him to start considering his legacy...

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asO97gdn2oo

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

These folks have been doing a beatnik-schtick thing out of Buffalo called "Off Beat Cinema" for the past 15 or 20 years. It's about half bad horror films. They're a little scary, but not in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre sense.

http://artvoice.com/issues/v6n44/see_you_there/off_beat_cinema_now_dig_this_daddio/off_beat_cinema

clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im74bBeOT74

i wish that a TV horror would use this as a theme song.

Boris Kutyurkokhov (Eisbaer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

"Pet Sematary"'s my favourite late-period song from them. (xpost)

clemenza, Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

xp also played this guy (for afterschool kids' shows):

http://kidshow.dcmemories.com/DDC20-3a_640.jpg

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

I hear they don't want to be buried in one.

xpost

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

LOL, oh man, I should roll each and every result out in the style of an EC host. That could get tiresome after the first seven or eight.

"Welcome back, my little BORES and GHOULS. I see you've come LURCHING back for another DRIPPY DOSE of TOOTHSOME TERROR. If BLOOD is what you crave, then SHARPEN up your FANGS for this CUTTING ENTRY in our countdown ... or should I say, COUNT-DRACULA-DOWN?"

― jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can I just say that, for me, this would never get old and I would laugh at it every single time

original bgm, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

I think Eric's made a rod for his own back, here. There will be 'PLAINTS if he doesn't do it now.

emil.y, Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

wth happened in here

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

thresholds attained, pacts sworn, ghouls celebrated

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:48 (eleven years ago) link

can I just say that, for me, this would never get old and I would laugh at it every single time

^^^^ been going through my stack of old EC comics lately, plz don't let us down here

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

altho tbrr I would also be okay with just accompanying every entry with a pic of Elvira

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

i just almost started a horror movie documentary thread, but i thought i might be horror burdening up the boards a bit - is there a thread for docs about movies on here somewhere?

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

The best things come to those who MUTATE!

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

prompted by thinking abt american scary and watching one of the DawnOTD docs last night. also by being really excited by this poll.

xpost nice, v nice

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

Gonna have to save any other ones that come to mind if I'ma get my Old Witch on in the results thread.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

I would like results announced in the manner of the doddery old composer-haired wizard from that one episode of Boris Karloff's Thriller.

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

ASHTAROTH!!!

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

Another thing I failed to vote for because I remembered too late :(

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_m_yEp4yvWQY/TLcyCDHTcTI/AAAAAAAAW1o/9UZ3ihFpfFg/s320/0.jpg

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

prepubescent pagan princess!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

crowhaven farm was one of my late ballot cuts, feel like when this is over we need to have a TV horror movie poll

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

yes, then sybil and harvest home can finally get the respect they deserve

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link

if we ever do a tv horror movie poll i am going to stan for a killer scarecrow movie that i cant quite remember the name of at the moment SO HARD

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

Dark Night of the Scarecrow! I finally figured out the name

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

it's in the nom list dude!

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

langoliers #1

fuuuuuuuuuck no really

god damn it

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

i would have totally voted for that if i had remembered the name oh a week ago or so (although to be fair i havent seen it since i was a kid so i might be giving it too much credit)

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I knocked off a couple movies that I thought were kind of cool as a kid: Gargoyles & Devil Dog

I remember the first part of Gargoyles being pretty scary though. I'm not gooing to rewatch it and ruin that memory.

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

My fondest TV horror movie is Salem's Lot, which scared the everloving shit out of me at age seven (wtf were my parents thinking?). The scene with the knuckleheads driving the van with the coffin in the back… yikes!

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe we should start a Kindertrauma thread about too early childhood exposure to horror movies.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i managed to see poltergeist when it came out (i was 9) and it fucked me up for weeks

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

which in retrospect i also should have voted for but my self-imposed voting rules wouldn't allow it

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

jjjusten hates little people. he didn't vote for fire walk with me either.

He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

I saw Heavy Metal when I was five. MIND. BLOWN. Lots of other equally-inappropriate examples if I took the time to remember them.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

I sometimes think my entire personality was formed by seeing things I shouldn't have at too young an age.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Have any of y'all ever seen The Reincarnation Of Peter Proud?

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

yeah. for some reason I always mix it up with the possession of joel delaney.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

the x of first name last name was a thing I guess

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

so where's the results already

Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

settle down there pardner, gonna start rolling out next week

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

Was it any good?

Hierophantiasis (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

jjjusten hates little people. he didn't vote for fire walk with me either.

― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, May 10, 2012 8:32 PM (1 hour ago)

LIES. in fact i voted for a movie with one of those little people in it. just not either of those.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link


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