Oh yeah, his kills me. And 'tell me where I can buy X for my risotto..' dude, Siri doesn't care about your risotto. She just wants to google shit for you.
I'm bitter because Canadian iPhones don't have the functionality for Siri to look up places nearby for you :(
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
They should make a follow-up where a jealous Siri sabotages his date
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
Siri Alan.
― Mark G, Thursday, 10 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link
I can't find the New Girl thread with the search function? Wanted to talk about that last episode. Schmidt's and Cece's breakup was actually kind of sad.
― EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 10 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread
(quotes in titles make things hard to search for, in my experience)
― koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link
can she seem like a girl from Butcher Holler? Sissy Spacek leaves some big shoes to fill.
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/zooey-deschanel-lands-lead-role-in-broadways-coal-miners-daughter-20120511
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link
She probably tweeted max to play her dad cuz of his resemblance to Levon Helm.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:29 (eleven years ago) link
It's gonna be like Lil Abner.
― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Friday, 11 May 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
is there a thread dedicated to New Girl? the show is CRAZY good
― Ryan's taint is definitely unavoidable. (stevie), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:21 (eleven years ago) link
I love New Girl. Schmidt is one of the most awesome comic creations ever. I'd kind of like to see him and Barney Stinson team up.
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 12 November 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
there is a thread for new girl but it doesn't look very active i guess :Rolling "New Girl" televison show thread
― Jibe, Monday, 12 November 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2ekEeMk0Q
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link
woah, written by mrs. croupier!
― these markers love soda (some dude), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
http://laist.com/2012/12/12/zooey_deschanel_doppelganger.php#photo-1
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
http://laist.com/upload/2012/12/Zooey-4.jpg?891
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:55 (eleven years ago) link
looks more like karen carpenter tbh
― some dude, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
Rainy days and Mondays always make me drown
― buzza, Monday, 31 December 2012 20:58 (eleven years ago) link
Looks more like Genesis P Orridge.
― earth of (snoball), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
^^
― the late great, Monday, 31 December 2012 21:20 (eleven years ago) link
lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 31 December 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link
Plus, Amanda Barrie
― Mark G, Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago) link
Exactly who I'm afraid of meeting through OK Cupid.
― Yo Leon, what's this all about? (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 2 January 2013 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/M46VSuQ.jpg
― 乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link
damn, damn, damn
― some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (ten years ago) link
<3 zooey, h8 the backlash
― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128
― markers, Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:15 (ten years ago) link
she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?
― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link
http://www.thenonblonde.com/2013/05/zooey-deschanel-unrecognizable-at-met.html
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link
"unrecognizable"? really?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (ten years ago) link
she kinda is though
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
I didn't recognize her at all.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (ten years ago) link
that is so weird
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (ten years ago) link
I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse
― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
she looks sorta like evan rachel wood in mildred piercei approve +/-
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
she looks great! she kind of has a fivehead, who knew
― goole, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
dang.
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:49 (ten years ago) link
that is not her
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
would not drown in 08
― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link
she still looks like herself, and she looks good, but i think the bangs are an iconic look and if i were her i'd stick with them
― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:37 (ten years ago) link
Slight hair change, but she's one of the limited few I would be prepared to marry.
― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link
http://www.wolfgnards.com/index.php/2009/07/12/indie-girls-deconstructed
― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link
i'd marry zooey deschanel too but it would be for her money.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link
I would ask her to ask Siri if it's raining
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link
LOL @ that site
http://www.wolfgnards.com/media/blogs/photos/celebrities/zooey-deschanel-bangs.jpg
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link
face to bang ratio.
― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link
face bang ratio
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:00 (ten years ago) link
it really is kinda nuts how different she looks without bangs. there's one New Girl episode where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.
― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:27 (ten years ago) link
She looks like Jenna Fischer there.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link
where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.
Yeah, I saw that episode.. Was it scripted by Miranda Hart by any chance?
― Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:22 (ten years ago) link