Grand Theft Auto IV -- It might feature crime and prostitutes.

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4 mayhem that an apache can cause it would be a good death. Also if you dropped off on Happiness Island and boosted a boat maybe you could escape that way?

hyggeligt, Thursday, 15 January 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Ledge is drunk again. For a start it's not the apache we all know and love, it's some sort of gunship with machine guns only.

it's on the cop shop NE on alonquin yes, but you shouldn't get four stars when you steal it. Probably just one star, seeing as there's always a cop stood nearby.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Thursday, 15 January 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Ledge is drunk again. For a start it's not the apache we all know and love, it's some sort of gunship with machine guns only.

:(

One star? That's nothing! I still haven't maxed out stars. I keep dying!

hyggeligt, Thursday, 15 January 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I also find tooling to the gun shop a bit of a pain when there should be a few more near safehouses.

Just call a taxi! Man, they're a total godsend. Or if you're cheap and willing to wait 30 seconds, call Roman's car service.

I once picked Brucie up in the helicopter to go to a bar, but when we came out, it was gone. u_U

Leee, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

If you're just picking up body armor at the gun shoppe, I recommend instead memorizing two locations where you can find them. The one I used the most is on Algonquin, about 2-3 blocks away (south-westish) from the penthouse safehouse -- look for a chainlink fence on the corner of the block, there's construction going on and you drop down into it to find it. It's a pretty central location, so I pass it pretty frequently. The other place I memorized is on Alderny; starting from your safehouse, go east, north at the first street, then all the way down until you reach a T-intersection, at which you take a right. Halfway down that residential block is an alleyway -- go through that, and you'll see some chainlink fences (again!), sort of an irrigation/water overflow canal type of thing, you have to climb over that, then drop down to the right.

Leee, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

easiest and closest body armour is just north of the penthouse safe house in Algonquin, at the end of you block just before you reach the overpass, there's a small gap to the left. squeeze down it to find the armour.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

(i mean the safe house on the East side of algonquin, not the playboy one)

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah the no missiles apache thing sux. But I've definitely got into one on more than one occasion and had 4 unescapable stars, ie they stick with you even if you fly faaaaarrr out to sea.

ledge, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

were you still in LOS of helicopters? i've found the police escape mechanics to be v well designed

goole, Friday, 16 January 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i just got gtaiv for the ps3 so im EXCITED

tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini. (sunny successor), Friday, 16 January 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago) link

were you still in LOS of helicopters?

ehhh i guess that's possible.

ledge, Friday, 16 January 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

actually i know what ledge is talking about, sometimes it will create an infinite circle of inescapable police presence around you when you're in a chopper. Sometimes, it could be a bug or it could be some strange gameplay thing I haven't quite sussed out yet.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 16 January 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I had that happen with the helicopter (apache?) I took from the airport, the stars would fade when I was out of sight but I'd stay at the centre of the police zone. Of course, it's 4 stars for being caught at the airport too.

, Saturday, 17 January 2009 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I got 4 stars visiting the UN!

hyggeligt, Saturday, 17 January 2009 11:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Poll idea: How long did it take you to dump each girlfriend?

throwbookatface (skygreenleopard), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 07:30 (fifteen years ago) link

so the DLC is 1600pts

horrible

set phasers to stan (cozwn), Thursday, 22 January 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

am i just completely retardoed or do we not have a thread/any talk on "The Lost and Damned" plus is it not out today or something stupid?!

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link

also if i can be bothered with it will i need to have the original cause my bro broked it?

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

well it's available. can't help you with the other question though.

but yeah, surprised nobody has mentioned anything on here yet.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i. is available
ii. need the og disc
iii. I sold my copy so no chat from me
iv. ps3lol

cozwn, Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

hmmmm

really wasn't overly enamored with GTAIV yet still quite fancy playing this.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I say I wasn't overly enamored yet I finished it within about 3 days so obviously I didn't hate it or anything. Just that on reflection it wasn't quite what I had hoped for.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

there's full frontal male nudity in this!

http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/JTHomeslice/there-s-full-frontal-nudity-in-gta-iv-lost-and-damned--121845.phtml

zomg

blanka burgers (circa1916), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link

am dling this now. but my connection is slow. will get back to yzall tmrrw once its done.

go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost. PRICELESS.

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony ft Phil Collins (jim), Tuesday, 17 February 2009 23:06 (fifteen years ago) link

anyone played this yet ?
I've also finished gtaiv although I thought it was at bit boring/repetitive after a while.
but it's been a long time and I'd be glad to have some more fun in liberty city.
is this supposed to be like the equivalent of a new island quantity of missions ?
you're not niko bellic this time, right ?

AleXTC, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link

According to Gamespot, it's best if you have finished IV before you start L&D, because the storylines crossover. Yeah, you're not Niko.

I'm going to wait until I give up on Fallout before I try this.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 February 2009 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

okay, and this is important, but the choppers in lost & damned multiplayer shoot killer explosive ammo. once you get one you pretty much win - cue hilarious game last night, where every time i respawned i haired off towards heliport, only to get NAPALMED driving over the bridge.

go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Thursday, 19 February 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

are bikes really easier to drive than in gtaIV ? I am really bad at driving these (so the missions where you have no choice were a drag).

AleXTC, Thursday, 19 February 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

ha been playin thru this, ok so far, only felt compelled to post upon getting to the naked dude. do they need controversy that bad?

goole, Friday, 20 February 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm kinda impressed by this so far. They really concentrated their development time on the storytelling and on creating cool scenarios. It has a different feel than GTA IV did, even though it uses the same map.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 20 February 2009 08:28 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i'd agree. most missions include some little twist in the gameplay. and they're HARD! finally

v/o is really good too

goole, Friday, 20 February 2009 15:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I finished L&D. I think it was the most satisfying GTA experience I've had, maybe. One awesome mission after another, no babysitting, no taking dudes out to drink or to strip clubs ... just a bunch of well-orchestrated hyperviolent battles, and with well-written characters who never annoyed me.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link

hyperviolent battles doesn't sound good to me because the combat was never the heart of GTA games and is really not very good in GTA IV :(

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Tuesday, 3 March 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

the problem with combat is when combatants get too close to me, especially whilst still in hide mode, nico just fails to be able to respond to close range attacks without performing some random action.

Also on top of that is the horrendous frame rate slow down on the ps3 when there's more than 3 explosions on screen.

having said that i'm still having heaps of fun with this game even now, and last night i successfully stole and saved my first fbi car! i sneaked to the top of a chimney tower for a snipe, at the same time i blocked the bottom of the ladder off with a car so cops couldn't climb up. waited for an fbi to turn up, slid down the ladder and in a hail of angry gun fire off i went. a bit too excited i flipped the car and had to get in another car to nudge it upright again.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 6 March 2009 10:45 (fifteen years ago) link

a bit too excited i flipped the car and had to get in another car to nudge it upright again.

I'd never think of doing that, I'd just be like "ah shit another car wasted" and go steal something else.

The next GTA incarnation needs a recovery service where you can phone some dude to pick up your trashed cars and fix them up and run up a tab for you.

the innermost wee guy (onimo), Friday, 6 March 2009 10:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't normally do it either but it was a rare fbi buffalo

san andreas had an impound section in some of the police stations, your last car would be saved there before your arrest. it was underground and i remember seeing a helicopter there on a few occasions lol.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Friday, 6 March 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=210301

some chat in the comments about what the second episode may contain... multiplayer on L&D is ace, though everyone seems to be V GOOD at it, thus making me feel like a n00b...

that sounds so sad but am 18 so suck ma b*ws (stevie), Wednesday, 11 March 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

got this yesterday, 2000 xbl points cost me £17 and what I've got left after buying the game isn't really worth anything, so essentially I've just paid £17 for something a third the length of a normal game. Colour me stupid.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 12 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

this was aiight, but it was http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/H45121a3549.jpg

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 19 March 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

It was longer than Halo 3 1p I think.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 March 2009 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i hate on Halo.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 19 March 2009 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7957863.stm

!ban dlc L&TD

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Sunday, 22 March 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I just got this last week. It is so good! Is it me or is this much easier than previous GTAs? I find I complete most missions first go and usually I am terrible at GTA. My last mission was that amazing warehouse shootout after Dmitri kidnapped Roman, the shooutouts are way more controlled and much more strategic.

Also been using the dating service, was pretty funny last night, I went on a date with "Lawchick" aka Kiki and it was going well, really felt we had a connection, then after we caught a nice show at the comedy club this random car came out of nowhere and ran her over, killing her! Oddly she emailed me a few days later saying she felt better and it wasn't my fault and she'd like to see me again.

My radio station is The Vibe. If anyone is still playing this please feel free to share your stories here.

Local Garda, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Oddly she emailed me a few days later saying she felt better and it wasn't my fault and she'd like to see me again.

ha! robust programming, that

goole, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i'm still playing this, its the only ps3 game i keep coming back to.

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

three leaf clover seems to be quite a trial. i think you actually have to be good at the game to win this mission.

mmmm space tang (stevie), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

which mission is that?

goole, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

the one with the bank job, and subsequent dramarama.

mmmm space tang (stevie), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah that one's fuckin wild.

wanna know a cheap way to win it?

goole, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link


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