welcome back sanskrit!
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
glad to have you back
― yo just a couple (Matt P), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link
WHAT sanskrit omg!
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
something else that necessitates surgery
that would make more sense. hi all, never left.
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link
don't call it a comeback
― the late great, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link
"only posting on ILB" = leaving
fyi
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link
contenderizer have you ever considered blogging
― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he's considered everything
― the late great, Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/EZYFf.png
― dayo, Monday, 14 May 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 14 May 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link
took me a moment
― The Reverend, Monday, 14 May 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
pronounced zingaaaaaah
― the late great, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
Birth name Jung HanaAlso known as ZingerBorn February 2, 1990 (age 22)Uijeongbu, Gyeonggi, South KoreaGenres hip hop, R&B, pop,Occupations Songwriter, rapper, singer, dancerInstruments VocalsYears active 2009–presentLabels TS EntertainmentAssociated acts Secret, Jeon Hyosung, Song Jieun, Han Sunhwa, B.A.P
― nakhchivan, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link
should form duo with this guy?http://www.nndb.com/people/232/000084977/isaac-bashevis-singer-1.jpg
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link
from this thread (guy wrote a review about how ugly he found Florence Welch and then started a thread promoting his own duderock band):
They're all really ugly. They have terrible hair, I don't like their clothes, and I don't want to fuck any of them. Also their shoes are really ugly, I think they're too skinny and possibly need to gain some weight. Maybe do something about their faces. Grow some beards. See if they can't look a couple of years older. Or maybe younger. They should look more like they're in a boyband. They should look more like they're in Radiohead. They should be more tall and have different fat distribution. Maybe bleach their hair. Maybe pierce their ears or get cosmetic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber. Actually they're so ugly, I'm not sure it will help. Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? Look at their awful clothes. They can't seem to make up their minds whether the weather is warm or cold. Like, half of them are wearing leather jackets and the other half are wearing vests. Seem like a total image band to me. And their image screams "I am going to hate this." However, two of them appear to making out in the promo photo, so there might be some good slash fan fiction potential at some point. I don't like the way their legs are all so open. Dirty sluts. They probably want it.Oh wait, I've just realised that my sound card has gone again. I've just watched the video without sound. But, you know, they're men. It doesn't matter what they sound like, it just matters what they look like. And based on how ugly they are and how much I dislike their clothes, they definitely suck big hairy moosecock.Now go away.― They have fangs, They have teeth! (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)
Oh wait, I've just realised that my sound card has gone again. I've just watched the video without sound. But, you know, they're men. It doesn't matter what they sound like, it just matters what they look like. And based on how ugly they are and how much I dislike their clothes, they definitely suck big hairy moosecock.
Now go away.
― They have fangs, They have teeth! (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)
amazing
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:01 (eleven years ago) link
A++
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Sunday, 20 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
amaZING
― the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
awesome
― The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link
That is pretty epic
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
Unfortunately 'Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? ' is way too long for display name purposes
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
not really a zing imo
― flopson, Sunday, 20 May 2012 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.
"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"
The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.
"I could not help myself. It is my nature."
Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.
― the late great, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link
i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately
― The Reverend, Sunday, 20 May 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link
what band is that about???
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:10 (eleven years ago) link
all of them
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
oh I see, nm
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/HKA7h.jpg
― mexican sumner (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 00:11 (eleven years ago) link
i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post
― judas, a scary ho (some dude), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link
lol
also floppy otm
― twittering spinster (k3vin k.), Monday, 21 May 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link
was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube
― bnw, Monday, 21 May 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link
The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.
― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, 21 May 2012 07:07 (eleven years ago) link
errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
only thing i haven't figured out is how we connected the Florence blog guy with the band (don't feel like following all the links myself)
― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:40 (eleven years ago) link
he turned up and announced himself iirc
― ban halen (electricsound), Monday, 21 May 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link
and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.
This confused me into thinking it meant he turned out to be a reg socking it up. I assume I misread this.
― Pureed Moods (Trayce), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:05 (eleven years ago) link
xp but that was after his band had already been identified
― Lee971 (Lee626), Monday, 21 May 2012 11:06 (eleven years ago) link
hate to say it, but there are totally things worth stealing in that florence blog thing:
http://www.sickchirpse.com/2012/05/07/when-will-florence-welch-just-fuck-off/
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link
i like a bunch of them. they're evocative! a david lynch-directed toothbrush. i never would have thought of that.
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
a cross between linda blair and a wizard's hand, sorry, that's just creative. i even like the ones where i don't know the brit celebrity involved cuz they remind me of calum.
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
like i kinda can't believe one of them isn't nicky wire in a banana suit.
― scott seward, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:28 (eleven years ago) link
the zing that dare not speak its name
― the late great, Monday, 21 May 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
tbc i don't disagree with the spirit of the post just doesn't have that tangy zip [of miracle whip]
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:28 (eleven years ago) link
The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality.
― Sisig Steve (stevie), Monday, May 21, 2012 3:07 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
seriously, why don't we just ban sexist/racist posters instead of making this big dumb unfunny spectacle out of it (ask ____ threads, frogbs) every time
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link
that is an excellent question
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:42 (eleven years ago) link
whos fundamental logic leads to the death of ilx
― lag∞n, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
frogbs has had ups and downs but he's ended up being a good addition to the fold imo
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link
einh i wouldn't miss him
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link
pretty sure people hope for spectacular stupidity. more memes!
― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:59 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, a sissymanwhore only shows up once in a lifetime. you have to make do with occasional bored assholes.
― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:00 (eleven years ago) link
i disagree altho i also fp'd sissymanwhore
― flopson, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link