The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

like fuck she has no mirrors in the house

even jackie o would have fewer mirrors than that one

haha

hopefully no americans think i'm attacking their erstwhile first lady

http://media.crikey.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/tv-guide-abc.png

thangs gettin raw on 7.30 since kerry retired

^never gets old

lol!!

looool

I trust you all saw the cover of the oz today

http://s1-02.twitpicproxy.com/photos/full/575965779.png

Jesus theyre not even TRYING anymore.

Also as someone else I know pointed out, thats actually a macedoian flag at the back there, which is a bit wtf

er, "macedonian"

looool so it is

MACEDONIAN SOCCER COMMUNISTS ARE TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY

great leap skopje, never forget

the smooth macadamian

abbott unfamiliar with concept of irony

keeping his policies secret or?

insulting of intelligence iirc

'they r shit i am good coz __________________'

hockey opposes marriage equality, revolting piece of shit

that's not very zeitgeisty

zeitgeisty vinaigrette

was expecting a ruckus today tbh

"spanakopita in the works" dear lord who came up with that

i notice there's a real danger of an "Abbott overnment" on the front page there too

fuck sake

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new ovenmitt new danger

^qual

"spanakopita in the works" is a shocker, jesus.

Also featured today:
"Cereal thriller: demand for oats soars"

very porridginal trayce

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/school-failed-to-get-me-into-law-20120516-1yrcb.html

Read this one in the print versh y'day and thought "oh lord, I wonder if the online one has comments". And it does. Best of which is:

"I blame the carbon tax".

But seriously, I'm wonderig if this story is some kind of bizarre troll. I mean... !?

LOL also this one "Your school should be held accountable for your success. I went to a very average govt school. As a consequence, I've frittered away my life playing the guitar, wasting money, engaging in disastrous, degrading relationships, drinking beer, smoking weed and generally avoiding responsibility.

And everyday I ring my old school and thank them."

looool

well let's be honest, that's why parents shell out the big buck$$$ - get their sprog up into the rarefied air and a head start on the rest of the proles. baout time people openy admitted this.

Haha yeah thats what I love here, she's basically admitting by implication that the 30k a year should be guaranteeing a high pass @ GGram.

And if this is real, this kids rep is ruined now.

(or however many shekels geelgram costs, I donno)

IN A MOMENT that is almost a textbook definition of the word 'irony', 1980s poster boy Warwick 'I Used To Be A Footy Player' Capper will be at tomorrow's Sydney Swans game to mark 30 years since moving to the harbour city, judging the best retro outfit on ground. "I want to see plenty of mullets and white teeth … plenty of disco balls in the cars and plenty of tight shorts. For the winner, tight pants would be a must, much like my leopard skin pants that I'm going to wear on the day." And he's apparently not kidding. In flagrant violation of the Chairman's Club dress code, Capper has said he'll be showing up on the day in dinner jacket and leopard print pants. He's confident (and yes we realise that's a given when dealing with Capper) he will "look amazing", thanks mainly to the skills of his cosmetic surgeon. "I'm actually better looking now than I was back then because I've got a better plastic surgeon," he said. "All the other guys are getting older now, they're all old creeps and wrinkly and I'm getting younger and look 21 … Imagine what a peel does and a bit of Botox, it's beautiful!"

i wonder if he is injecting botox into his butox

He sounds frightening. I mean, more so than before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0kLDpK_YNo

so baller

why did I just look at an entire slideshow of him showing off his new face on the Womans Day website ;_;

WHY DID I DO THAT.

Misread that as "pulling" off his new face, was quite startled

That'd be more entertaining tbh

if it really is his actual face, you could say he's pulling himself off

"craig thomson", for some fucking stupid reason

ritzroy: it's gone new-kew-lar

ruh-roh

can't wait for sheracarlton to explode

can bronzewick be far behind