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There is no question that Jennifer Lopez just hasn't been able to shimmer in her music lately.

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

There is no question that when it has came down to Toni Braxton, musically she has shwon no boundaries for all.

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

There is no question that when it came down to Maxi-Matic toaster ovens, there are few and far between that are really worth their money, but there are few that are worth their spirit.

crüt, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

five months pass...

Oops this is an ILM thread. Oh well.

fish frosch (seandalai), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

5.0 out of 5 stars Their Best CD 10 Nov 2009

By Charm - Published on Amazon.com

Kleer is Very Good Band. This CD is the band best. Out of 8 songs on this CD 7 work for me. The Kleer is Late 70's early 80's Band.

What can you add to that?

Tuomas, Friday, 22 November 2013 12:22 (ten years ago) link

Okay, maybe he could've told us which 1 of the 8 songs on this CD didn't work for him.

Tuomas, Friday, 22 November 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link

He'd love that one too if he could but every time he plays that track nothing comes out of the speakers but an endless flood of hissing cockroaches

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Friday, 22 November 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

0 of 8 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5

stars worse pretrter of of bring a good project. easy drink to hsve sex with anyone, December 25, 2013

By .... Amazon Verified Purchase

This review is from: Polaroid Optics 67mm Multi-Coated UV Protective Filter (Electronics)

incredibly bad product that should be used only underwater until death delivers you from it.. if you are conused man

Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 January 2014 04:21 (ten years ago) link

sorry, wrong amazon thread

Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 January 2014 04:26 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

a one-star review of mad max: fury road from a maniac:

Beware - you may get more than you asked for in your popcorn, 17 May 2015

***Spoiler Free***

I was so looking forward to viewing this sequel and keeping a beady eye out for the rumoured cameos of Gibson and Turner, that I decided to attend the cinema's restroom to spruce myself up for the projection.

Whilst in there I was joined by a gentleman in staff attire who proceeded to relieve himself and then leave without washing his hands!

I left the restroom and was appalled to see this same gentleman peering out of the catering booth! He was in the process of making food for the patrons - using those same unwashed hands.

I then asked an usher for the manager. A lady presented herself as the person in charge. I told her about my observation; she then refereed me to the head caterer (the man himself!) He in turn got upset with me and blamed it all on his wife having an affair with the woman next door.

I then joined my party in the cinema and would have enjoyed the film a lot more if the noise level was not deafening. Sitting with friends trying to have a conversation was impossible. For me, going to a cinema is a social activity, so not being able to talk to anyone is not a pleasant experience.

As for the rest of the cinema -

Worn seats - nothing can be done according to front desk.
Décor was old and dated; patch work in walls
Very poor lighting - one could have fell negotiating the aisles
Noisy carts in hallways as umbrellas and hats were conveyed back and forth
Mobile phone wouldn't work in cinema
Bar poorly stocked at a glance
No beck and call usher service after film began

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

what's great here is the lumbering, ominous music filtered through incredibly clean, tasteful production. listening to Earth makes you feel like something amazing and or terrifying is always about to happen. next time you go to a diner and order the meatloaf special, time it so that "Engine of Ruin" starts playing just as the server sets down the plate.

mizzell, Friday, 23 December 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Question: Can I mount it horizontal or vertical
Answer: JoAnn, you can do whatever you set your mind too!
But no this piece is only able to be hung vertically.
By Sydney on July 8, 2015

johnny crunch, Monday, 20 February 2017 01:14 (seven years ago) link

They apparently have someone manning a desk and monitoring fake reviews.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 February 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link

two years pass...

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