Harper brushed off Hamels' comments on the purpose pitch.
"Hamels threw a great game tonight," he said.
pretty mature response tbh
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, May 7, 2012 9:25 AM (2 hours ago) zzzzzzz
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
already fucking up this villian routine eh
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
villain
there's no WWE in MLB
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Hamels threw a great game tonight," "I guarantee that the next pitch that Hamels throws to me near the strikezone will be a homerun. In fact, I'm willing to bet my 2012 salary on that", he said.
There we go
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
In that situation, I don't think I could have resisted taunting Hamels after stealing home.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
he might've not have been convinced at the time that hamels hit him on purpose
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the Nats have a good prospect diplomacy teacher.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
that steal of home was amazing though
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
a 19 year old kid has the balls to do that?
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
that answer was straight out of the lebron school of diplomacy
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
eh everyone sounds like that these days, they're all coached to say bloodless bullshit like that
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
it would be more entertaining for the public if a 19-year old was already involved in a headline beef within a week of being called up, but probably not a good idea in terms of him actually being able to concentrate on baseball.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
stretching out his eighth or ninth inning bloop into a double had shades of charlie hustle
― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
would pete rose intentionally knock off his helmet, y/n?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m384kxrmfG1r9kk3io3_250.gif
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Head first
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R8fvYZBQxzg/S2HrdJsi3cI/AAAAAAAAAaw/u9Sq2M3V5dU/s400/Pete+Rose.jpg
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
well neither have/had grownuop haircuts; thing is, Pete still had his at 50
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
why is cole hamels trying to make me like bryce harper
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
still really hard for me to root for someone named bryce
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
aaaand Hamels suspended for five.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
this guy doesn't know what the Gatorade machine is for
The only downside was an ill-advised swing by their frustrated 19-year-old outfielder. Bryce Harper had a rough night, going 0 for 5 with three strikeouts. After one of the outs, he returned to the dugout and took a frustrated whack at one of the walls in the tunnel to the clubhouse.Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.
Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
lol, hope this guy stays in the majors forever
Mark DeRosa’s progress returning from a strained left oblique muscle was stunted in an odd way, [manager Davey] Johnson said. As Bryce Harper came into the dugout Sunday night after he stole home against the Phillies, DeRosa aggravated his oblique when Harper gave him a forceful high-five. "I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."
"I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
Christian Yelich@ChristianYelich
Hopefully Bryce Harper's bat doesn't admit that it hit him on purpose and get suspended that would be unfortunate
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
tater #1 off Tim Stauffer
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
#2
eyeblack is in effect
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Hamels took 5 extra pitches to put him on first tonight
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/bryce-harper-is-making-history/
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
I knew Mel Ott would figure prominently in that story.
but Oyster Burns and Buttercup Dickerson!
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
Lindbergh has a premium article at BP about how Harper is seeing fewer fastballs than ANY hitter in the majors, and has learned to hit curveballs in 6 weeks.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 June 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
@davidortizThat kid bryce Harper is the real deal....god bless him.....34
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 9 June 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=22221483&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_22221483&v=3
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
be bold
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
wau he creamed that
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
Tonight brings his batting average for the year up to .307, he's 15 for 37 in June so far.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
he is for real
meanwhile i have a west coast correspondent wondering aloud whether mike trout is the best player in the game.
i don't know whether to cry or wind my watch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
Trout is amazing tbh
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah these guys are incredible. Feel a little bad for Trout. Under normal circumstances people would be talking about his season constantly, but with Harper doing this @ 19 (and being Harper) it almost feels like Trout's amazingness is being under-hyped.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
totally OTM, but Harper is hitting .307/.390/.553 which is like, Ryan Braun/Joey Votto type numbers. I'm guessing he'll regress this year but I really don't feel like anything's out of the realm of possibility by the time he turns 23 (in 2016!!!)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
that said, Trout is hitting even better this year (.345/.406/.552) and I think Trout vs. Harper is a legitimate debate. But what Harper's doing at 19 is pretty much unprecedented and he has all the hype behind him so of course he's the more interesting story.
(unrelated note: Stephen Strasburg is hitting .350/.381/.650, making him 7th on his team in batting WAR even though he's only gotten 21 plate appearances)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
harper is def getting more mainstream press but stathead/roto/sabr ppl are prob being more over the moon re: trout right now
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
well yeah the nats offense is garbage, no idea how they're winning games with the morse-desmond-espinosa-ankiel gauntlet of doom in the back half of the lineup
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
trout also is an incredibly good base stealer and plays premium defense in CF. harper has the flashy power but if trout keeps hitting decently he's going to be the one at the top of the WAR charts
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
"That's a clown question, bro."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzbhjzsyvGk
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
Nats pitching has still been incredible
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
he *should* have a beer.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
Thread title reminds me that Harper used to be a catcher. Seems like the transition from catcher to CF is kinda rare but maybe more frequent amongst 18 year olds..
― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
I forget, what was the impetus for his transition away from catcher? Just to reduce the chances of his knees exploding when he's 28 or something?
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
yeah lower injury risk plus it gets his bat in the lineup 160 games instead of 120 or whatever
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
he's a RF not a CF. it's not that rare to go from catcher to corner position
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
did Dale Murphy go from C to CF then a corner?
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link