Bryce Harper, catcher and Scott Boras advisee

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Harper brushed off Hamels' comments on the purpose pitch.

"Hamels threw a great game tonight," he said.

pretty mature response tbh

― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, May 7, 2012 9:25 AM (2 hours ago)

zzzzzzz

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

already fucking up this villian routine eh

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

villain

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

there's no WWE in MLB

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

Harper brushed off Hamels' comments on the purpose pitch.

"Hamels threw a great game tonight," "I guarantee that the next pitch that Hamels throws to me near the strikezone will be a homerun. In fact, I'm willing to bet my 2012 salary on that", he said.

There we go

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

In that situation, I don't think I could have resisted taunting Hamels after stealing home.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link

he might've not have been convinced at the time that hamels hit him on purpose

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

maybe the Nats have a good prospect diplomacy teacher.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link

that steal of home was amazing though

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

a 19 year old kid has the balls to do that?

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

that answer was straight out of the lebron school of diplomacy

frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

eh everyone sounds like that these days, they're all coached to say bloodless bullshit like that

dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link

it would be more entertaining for the public if a 19-year old was already involved in a headline beef within a week of being called up, but probably not a good idea in terms of him actually being able to concentrate on baseball.

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

stretching out his eighth or ninth inning bloop into a double had shades of charlie hustle

sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

would pete rose intentionally knock off his helmet, y/n?

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m384kxrmfG1r9kk3io3_250.gif

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

well neither have/had grownuop haircuts; thing is, Pete still had his at 50

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

why is cole hamels trying to make me like bryce harper

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

still really hard for me to root for someone named bryce

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

aaaand Hamels suspended for five.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link

this guy doesn't know what the Gatorade machine is for

The only downside was an ill-advised swing by their frustrated 19-year-old outfielder. Bryce Harper had a rough night, going 0 for 5 with three strikeouts. After one of the outs, he returned to the dugout and took a frustrated whack at one of the walls in the tunnel to the clubhouse.

Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.

frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

lol, hope this guy stays in the majors forever

Mark DeRosa’s progress returning from a strained left oblique muscle was stunted in an odd way, [manager Davey] Johnson said. As Bryce Harper came into the dugout Sunday night after he stole home against the Phillies, DeRosa aggravated his oblique when Harper gave him a forceful high-five.

"I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."

frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

Christian Yelich‏@ChristianYelich

Hopefully Bryce Harper's bat doesn't admit that it hit him on purpose and get suspended that would be unfortunate

frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link

tater #1 off Tim Stauffer

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

#2

eyeblack is in effect

mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

Hamels took 5 extra pitches to put him on first tonight

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

I knew Mel Ott would figure prominently in that story.

but Oyster Burns and Buttercup Dickerson!

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link

Lindbergh has a premium article at BP about how Harper is seeing fewer fastballs than ANY hitter in the majors, and has learned to hit curveballs in 6 weeks.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 June 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

@davidortiz
That kid bryce Harper is the real deal....god bless him.....34

Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 9 June 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

be bold

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link

wau he creamed that

the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

Tonight brings his batting average for the year up to .307, he's 15 for 37 in June so far.

I DIED, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

he is for real

meanwhile i have a west coast correspondent wondering aloud whether mike trout is the best player in the game.

i don't know whether to cry or wind my watch

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link

Trout is amazing tbh

polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah these guys are incredible. Feel a little bad for Trout. Under normal circumstances people would be talking about his season constantly, but with Harper doing this @ 19 (and being Harper) it almost feels like Trout's amazingness is being under-hyped.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

totally OTM, but Harper is hitting .307/.390/.553 which is like, Ryan Braun/Joey Votto type numbers. I'm guessing he'll regress this year but I really don't feel like anything's out of the realm of possibility by the time he turns 23 (in 2016!!!)

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

that said, Trout is hitting even better this year (.345/.406/.552) and I think Trout vs. Harper is a legitimate debate. But what Harper's doing at 19 is pretty much unprecedented and he has all the hype behind him so of course he's the more interesting story.

(unrelated note: Stephen Strasburg is hitting .350/.381/.650, making him 7th on his team in batting WAR even though he's only gotten 21 plate appearances)

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

harper is def getting more mainstream press but stathead/roto/sabr ppl are prob being more over the moon re: trout right now

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

well yeah the nats offense is garbage, no idea how they're winning games with the morse-desmond-espinosa-ankiel gauntlet of doom in the back half of the lineup

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

trout also is an incredibly good base stealer and plays premium defense in CF. harper has the flashy power but if trout keeps hitting decently he's going to be the one at the top of the WAR charts

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

"That's a clown question, bro."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzbhjzsyvGk

Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

Nats pitching has still been incredible

frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

he *should* have a beer.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

Thread title reminds me that Harper used to be a catcher. Seems like the transition from catcher to CF is kinda rare but maybe more frequent amongst 18 year olds..

johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

I forget, what was the impetus for his transition away from catcher? Just to reduce the chances of his knees exploding when he's 28 or something?

Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

yeah lower injury risk plus it gets his bat in the lineup 160 games instead of 120 or whatever

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

he's a RF not a CF. it's not that rare to go from catcher to corner position

ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link

did Dale Murphy go from C to CF then a corner?

Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link


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