THE VAULT OF ILX Top 100 HORROR Movies Poll Voting Thread (voting closes May 9 *~*~*~*2012*~*~*~*)

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Well, despite Michael Keaton's voicework, it was a pretty horrifying creation.

i thought maybe eric was referring to this timeless classic:

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTIwMDkxNTU1NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzc0MDQyMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR3,0,214,317_.jpg

he's chillin & killin!

fishermen are coveted by whores & stoners (Pillbox), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

As long as the fringe horror nerds have made enough of an appearance to throw some monkeywrenches into the results with their weird and obscure horror movie choices

howdy doo

i realized that my ballot was totally stuffed with movies about women. i hope that let's scare jessica to death gets the respect it deserves. not that it's all that OBSCURE these days but it's not Halloween.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

i felt remorse this morning for not doublechecking for the devils, which i think i forgot to vote for! O NO

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

DJP, I found your in-flight movie from Taipei to Tokyo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mbo5vHy8dw&feature=related

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

Plus your new ringtone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMvFo4cd02o

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:37 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of ringtones, I half-saw an unfortunate amount of One Missed Call last night. Can anyone here confirm that it is, in fact, the worst mainstream horror movie of the last ten years?

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

oh god that would be a good quickie poll thread, we should cull suggestions in teh 'shit your pants' thread or something

some dude, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

Horror on Sorority Hill (or whatever it was called) was pretty bad. Also my personal worst is FEAR DOT COM. I can't believe I sat through that.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

fear dot com will win unless it was more than 10 years ago

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

So what's cut-off here, timewise? If it's midnight EST tonight, I should be able to get one in...

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

The cutoff is try to get it in by the time you go to bed tonight, whenever that is. I'll be closing polls officially tomorrow or Wednesday.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

LL otm re: let's scare jessica

also wish I had done more pregame repping for lemora, a child's tale of the supernatural. reminiscent of valerie and her week of wonders, except replace the hippie-dippie surrealism with bava-does-southern-grotesque.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lemora_01.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lemora_02.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lemora_03.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lemora_04.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lemora_05.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/lemora_06.jpg

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

i'm sorry to report that lemora was among the last 5 i cut -- but it is SO GREAT
if you have an extra vote to give, consider donating it to jessica, valerie, or lemora. they all deserve it.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

Also it's really a shame that more people haven't seen Demon Lover Diary (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206681/) -- it's not technically horror (although it's about making a horror movie), but there's a real menacing vibe to it that would make it a horror movie if it weren't a documentary.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

Horror on Sorority Hill (or whatever it was called) was pretty bad. Also my personal worst is FEAR DOT COM. I can't believe I sat through that.

― former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, May 7, 2012 9:54 AM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sorority Row? i thought it was aight, in the way that shitty new mainstream horror flicks often carry on the spirit of old B-movie slasher flicks better than deliberate 'grindhouse' homages or whatever.

some dude, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I just remember thinking it was lazy and uninspiring.

I am also bummed that I missed the chance to vote for Insidious, which I really liked in spite of the stupid ghostbusters comedy thread. I also forgot what it was called.

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

pretty sure it was called insidious

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

verb tense!
clearly i do not continue to forget

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

also since you cut lemora from yr ballot I'm dropping the wicker man from mine

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

ok that hurt

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

If everyone instead focused on cutting Jack Frost from their ballots, then we'd all have room for both Wicker Man and Lemora.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

fight the real enemy

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

Every list needs at least one "winter SLAY-ride!" though, so choose wisely.

also wish I had done more pregame repping for lemora, a child's tale of the supernatural. reminiscent of valerie and her week of wonders, except replace the hippie-dippie surrealism with bava-does-southern-grotesque.

have to confess that i still haven't seen lemora. i wish you had pushed it itt, edward, cuz i've been meaning to see it for years, and it looks like exactly the sort of thing i'd love (valerie made my list*, and that's borderline horror at best).

* wicker man too, of course

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

I have finished all my work commitments, so now it is head down, full steam ahead, non-stop editing of horror ballot.

Too late for me to get any more watching in, sadly...

emil.y, Monday, 7 May 2012 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

argh, still have to edit mine and it's going to have to wait until after work. sorry!!

original bgm, Monday, 7 May 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

Oh my god I just realized a terrible terrible omission from my list

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

As in should have been top ten. Noooooooooooooo

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

have to confess that i still haven't seen lemora. i wish you had pushed it itt, edward, cuz i've been meaning to see it for years, and it looks like exactly the sort of thing i'd love (valerie made my list*, and that's borderline horror at best).

* wicker man too, of course

― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, May 7, 2012 10:48 AM (24 minutes ago)

*kicks self*

lemora is by no means perfect, but the carefully composed lighting and set design plus fairy tale trappings elevate the proceedings above its limitations. def more of a horror movie than valerie.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

love gozu and want to vote for it but I'm not sure if it's really a horror movie.

guys, is gozu horror?

original bgm, Monday, 7 May 2012 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

sure, parts of it definitely are

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

Been forever since I've seen it - can't remember much beyond Yakuza skins and dialogue off cue cards.

Nonetheless, it's on the list of nominees - go ahead and vote for it.

overall, it's probably not horror, but it's definitely worth voting for, even on the thinnest of excuses.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

was a little disappointed in "that scene". certainly doesn't beat udo kier in the kingdom.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:21 (eleven years ago) link

that's all the convincing I need

original bgm, Monday, 7 May 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Yes it is, and I left it off my list. ;_;

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Oh my god I just realized a terrible terrible omission from my list
As in should have been top ten. Noooooooooooooo

I will accept revisions. Within reason.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

certainly doesn't beat udo kier in the kingdom.

Are you talking about the end of the first miniseries? I'll assume that you are, seeing as how that was one of the most WTF?!?! things I've ever seen.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

yeah

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

want to revise my whole ballot, not the contents, just the order, but i will refrain. what's done is done.

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I only have one real regret, but I'm moving forward with my life now.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

Thank you, Eric H, for being awesome!

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Eric, how many ballots have you received?

a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

I've received 37 ballots total, counting my own as well.

jungleous butterflies strange birds (Eric H.), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

make that 38.

second only to popcorn (or something), Monday, 7 May 2012 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

come on, two more, people! nice round 40 would be a good voter base to work from. not that it makes much difference, really...

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

If people don't have the time to put together a ballot I would gladly email mine to them and they can submit it as their own

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

I'm excited for these results. I'm going to use them as inspiration for my 2012 It Came from Behind the Couch horror movie marathon.

Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:20 (eleven years ago) link

Although the turnout is a little disappointing, it should hopefully give some of the more oddball picks a chance to shine.

You Don't Throw Oranges On An Escalator (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 May 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

If people don't have the time to put together a ballot I would gladly email mine to them and they can submit it as their own

― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, May 7, 2012 5:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Mine is available as well, with as much (or little) room as you want for adjustments and changes. Drag and drop! It's easy!

former personal denim advisor to the mayor, (La Lechera), Monday, 7 May 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link


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