That is where your new relationship with my Keurig machine starts.
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
talking to dan on the phone for hours is great i recommend it to anyone. call now, i am sure he has nothing better to do
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Sunday, 6 May 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link
;_; no one called
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Sunday, 6 May 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
sorry, I went to SLEEP instead, this isn't 1989, people
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 6 May 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link
Lol while you all sleep, we are awaiting our connection
Also I've been awake for 20 hours
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 7 May 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link
Say hi to Asia for me! Be safe and happy and give my love to J
PS Your screen name is killing me. Please keep it for a while longer. I stop noticing it and then BAM! I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH ROFL
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
This just in: Asia is REALLY FAR AWAY
― Sara R-C, Monday, 7 May 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link
I just received an email message from someone with almost my identical email address titled "Who the hell is this and y r u in my wifes email contacts"; no message body.
I am tempted to answer back "I am you from the future after you've noticed that our email addresses are almost identical"
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
i think it would be funnier to respond with "hold on you fuck why are you in my wifes email contact list?!???" and see how he sorts that one out
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 04:03 (eleven years ago) link
I really like both of these options. Or you could just start snapping pictures of random women in bars or hotel lobbies and email them with the subject lines like:
"Is this your wife?""Wait, is *this* your wife?""I'm doing my best, here. What about this one?"
― a la bouquet marmoset (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link
lolllllll please tell me how this really sorted out, bc I mean WOW
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link
I haven't responded yet. Currently contemplating sending him sissymanwhore's blogspot link.
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Sunday, 13 May 2012 16:32 (eleven years ago) link
haha
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 13 May 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link
hahaha
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Monday, 14 May 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link
hi from your airport
― lxy, Monday, 14 May 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link
lindbergh or humphrey? where u goin'? also hi
― arby's, Monday, 14 May 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link
lindbergh! going home to seattle from boston.
― lxy, Monday, 14 May 2012 22:44 (eleven years ago) link
v nice. home-bound trip is bittersweet; worn out from vacation and ready for your own bed, but vacation is over...
― arby's, Monday, 14 May 2012 23:05 (eleven years ago) link
exactly that, well stated.
― lxy, Monday, 14 May 2012 23:18 (eleven years ago) link
it's a nice airport. gigantic, though!
Glad you enjoyed our airport, wish somehow we could have all seen YOU!
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
DID YOU RIDE THE MOVING SIDEWALK
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:00 (eleven years ago) link
aw src, me too! next time through we'll schedule a layover and meet up with you all!
jjj, SO MANY MOVING SIDEWALKS!
― lxy, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 23:15 (eleven years ago) link
Those moving sidewalks are weirdly enjoyable, aren't they... best fun at the airport short of meeting Larry Craig, of course.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
he's the foot tapper, right? did not meet him, fortunately. might have been in the wrong part of the airport for that.
i wanted to buy all of the snacks at those cibo markets.
also, the smoking section outside the terminal has a hut with a heater you can activate by pushing a button. i tried to sit in it but it was the hottest place on earth even without the heater switched on. jergins smartly suggested it was built with ice fishing in mind.
― lxy, Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
It is usually a LOT colder here at this time of year... I imagine those smoking/heater areas are brilliant in cold weather!
Yes, Larry Craig was the foot tapper and no, I imagine you didn't go into the men's bathroom, lxy. Maybe jergins could have gotten lucky.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 May 2012 03:13 (eleven years ago) link
you guys
I hate O'Hare so much
like, to the point where I wish it was a person so I could murder it
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 18 May 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link
I am kind of sad that you're already back. I want you to be trapsing through the East for months, having an escalating series of zany adventures.
PS how was your trip?
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Friday, 18 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
It was AWESOME
I wish I was made of money so we could have just kept going
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Friday, 18 May 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
I want him to go back, have the zany adventures, and have the rest of us be randomly joining him so that we create a posse of ridiculous gaijin with HSTNGS connections.
Later this should become a cult film of some kind.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link
Our spouses/partners should all be along, making witty side commentary.
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link
would join
― lxy, Friday, 18 May 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link
I hate that we are not making this happen somehow!!!
― Sara R-C, Friday, 18 May 2012 19:49 (eleven years ago) link
I am in Duluth, so I am doing my part?
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 18 May 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link
I don't want to do this, but I'm going to say yes. Just be sure to toss off a few random Japanese phrases before you come home.
My favorite is "Sha-waa o obimasu." ("I'm taking a shower.")
― Sara R-C, Sunday, 20 May 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys, wanna go to Phuket
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link
Phuket, why not?
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link
yay
one step closer to my life goal of recreating key scenes from The Beach
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:18 (eleven years ago) link
I call punching the shark and not getting bitten by the shark and getting dragged into the forrest to die alone in horrible agony.
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
I call running through the tall grass high pretending I'm in a Super Mario Brothers game
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link
...right before you pop up out of the grass and growl at your friends to get them killed
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
man, what a ridiculous movie
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, but I loved that movie. I can't defend it, but I loved it.
― He's sick of the Swiss. He don't like em. (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:06 (eleven years ago) link
oh me too, I mean it is exactly the right type of ridiculous
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link
Crap, I have never even heard of that movie! I hope I can still get a part in Phuket.
― Sara R-C, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link
It's an OK movie. I never actually recommend it to anyone because there are probably hundreds of other worthy movies one should see. It's kind of a fantasy movie built around the chauvinism and limits of being a tourist, and the un-sustainability of planned communities. I feel like if I spend any more time treating it critically, I'm wasting my time.
Still, it was a fun ride. Most people are meh. I was woo-hoo!
― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link
^^^ exactly OTM
it is probably my favorite DiCaprio movie aside from possibly The Departed exactly for the reasons AP mentions
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
I still love Gilbert Grape, but The Beach is the only movie in which Dicaprio feels like a natural fit.
― oh jeez. I can feel myself quicken. (Austerity Ponies), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link
ha very OTM
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 14:50 (eleven years ago) link
Interesting. I always forget that DiCaprio can actually act because he's so damn pretty that it just distracts me. Kind of like Brad Pitt.
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 24 May 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link