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Bears fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place

epistantophus, Sunday, 6 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link

that's not you is it?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

no.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link

bear take instagram photo of me, other bears

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

i was going to say, whoever took that photo is a MENTALIST

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

like if mama bear wanders out the forest behind you while you're taking that photo and you're between it and baby bears begging for food you're dead meat

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is he . . . is he scratching his balls?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

He is like the bear Al Bundy.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 28 May 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

*flush*

carl agatha, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

!!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

ALSO:

Fontana girl killed at her 16th-birthday party

well that's a cheery pairing

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

Wildfire kills flock of teenagers near Chevy Chase

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:14 (eleven years ago) link

The teens said the bear took its time and didn't seem too threatening, but that they weren't going to test that perception.

A+

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link

]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb1r4dcoxWc

kinda find the bear the least interesting thing about this.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

nice square bracket fizzles.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

For those of you who have seen the infamous "cardboard bear" story from Cleveland's Fox 8 News: Fox 8 Does a Bear Story Without Embarrassing Themselves

Brony! Broni! Broné! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

OH MY GOD

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 8 June 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Wheeee!

carl agatha, Friday, 6 July 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

thread, bookmarked

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:17 (eleven years ago) link

SAIL

― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:03 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:20 (eleven years ago) link

there was only one set of paw prints on the beach because I ate u

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj242/donaldparsley/sunbear.jpg

^ and that's a sun bear

contenderizer, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:42 (eleven years ago) link

where is yr based god now

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

bearsed god

carl agatha, Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

amanda bearsed god

higgs bosonned by a wite kid after a aol beef (get bent), Saturday, 7 July 2012 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

I saw a very chill sun bear at the zoo in Chicago a couple months ago. They're awesome.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 7 July 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

that bear looked like me after i spent six hours in central park today

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 02:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ftrbi.gif

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

a+ for alignment with thread title

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link

Omg

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3WOZL.jpg

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 8 July 2012 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

"You guys deliver?"

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

"Hey, you guys need any help with your garbage?"

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Monday, 9 July 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link

bear get hi with me

the late great, Monday, 9 July 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

A friend and I spent about 30 mins watching the various waving bear vids on youtube. They're so amazing. Makes me want to go to Seattle specifically so that a bear can say hi to me irl.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

It is nonstop bear action here, it's true.

kate78, Monday, 9 July 2012 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

picture that my brother in law got from a trail cam that he found ten feet from where it was supposed to be up at the cabin

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319366_4015193110593_944972947_n.jpg

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:22 (eleven years ago) link

is that a brown bear eye and ear right above the 12?

the late great, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

Black bear iirc

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

Ah!

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

BEARNELL

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 July 2012 06:03 (eleven years ago) link

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:36 (six months ago) link

Sorry. If I saw it - you all have to at least read about it. Google at your own risk.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:36 (six months ago) link

Why does that surburban kitchen need a camera in it?

(Well I guess they had a b&e so it makes sense to try and protect their frozen foods.)

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 22:10 (six months ago) link

the bear seems to know right where to look, and how to open a freezer

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 22:22 (six months ago) link

I recently saw a picture of a bear with tapeworms. Many many tapeworms. They were at least six feet long and trailing behind her protruding right from her butt. It was horrible.

well i know what i'll be dreaming about tonight!!

Yngwie Azalea (stevie), Thursday, 19 October 2023 09:12 (five months ago) link

lol sorry

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 19 October 2023 09:47 (five months ago) link

tapeworm say hi to me

c u (crüt), Thursday, 19 October 2023 13:27 (five months ago) link


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