all the pieces are coming together
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
lol at that #04 in the background in the gif a few posts above. everyone was probably like 'did you see harper's double? you're so lucky you got to be there to see it!' and he's like 'uh...yeah...uh"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
they were doing the wave, actually
fuckin californians amirite
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
Bryce's dad is scary.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
hbp, goes 1st to 3rd on a hit to lf, scores on a pickoff attempt to 1st
― johnny crunch, Monday, 7 May 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
technically he stole home
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 7 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
on espn
kid knows how to market himself
soon we will all have that haircut
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 May 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
After his suspension, would love to see Hamels suffer a career-ending injury:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7899287/philadelphia-phillies-cole-hamels-plunks-bryce-harper-admits-aiming-him
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe one of Hamels' future opponents will "continue the old baseball" with a spikes-high slide into home on a passed ball or wild pitch.
― Andy K, Monday, 7 May 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
If you're going to be honest, why not just come out and say "I hit him because I think he's a prick"? "I hit him because the umpires aren't calling the game unfairly for him" makes so little sense
― first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
man, Bryce Harper's dad is going to kick Cole Hamels' ass
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
Harper brushed off Hamels' comments on the purpose pitch.
"Hamels threw a great game tonight," he said.
pretty mature response tbh
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
This might be a close second in dumbassedness to Hamel's postseason "can't wait for it to end" comment
― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
bryce harper is a lil punk http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/userArmsCrossed.gif
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DOtEt.jpg
WHAT DID YOU SAY DAYO
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
my dad can beat up your dad
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit, I love this family
― guess it's Honker Burger tonight...#fml (frogbs), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
wait, he wears stirrups? that's pretty awesome
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
if I were a baseball player I would totally wear stirrups
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
Cole Hamels is a tall preppy punk c**t
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
really hoping that Harper, despite the magic underwear and teenage antics, turns out to be a decent dude (which seems like it might be true thus far)he's a generational talent, it would be nice to want to root or him
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
yeah most of the stories about him being a dick are ones where people needlessly provoke him, it's like he's a once-in-a-generation talent who's cruising to the majors and he's only a freakin teenager, what do you expect
― guess it's Honker Burger tonight...#fml (frogbs), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, May 7, 2012 9:25 AM (2 hours ago) zzzzzzz
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
already fucking up this villian routine eh
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
villain
there's no WWE in MLB
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Hamels threw a great game tonight," "I guarantee that the next pitch that Hamels throws to me near the strikezone will be a homerun. In fact, I'm willing to bet my 2012 salary on that", he said.
There we go
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
In that situation, I don't think I could have resisted taunting Hamels after stealing home.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
he might've not have been convinced at the time that hamels hit him on purpose
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the Nats have a good prospect diplomacy teacher.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
that steal of home was amazing though
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
a 19 year old kid has the balls to do that?
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
that answer was straight out of the lebron school of diplomacy
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
eh everyone sounds like that these days, they're all coached to say bloodless bullshit like that
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
it would be more entertaining for the public if a 19-year old was already involved in a headline beef within a week of being called up, but probably not a good idea in terms of him actually being able to concentrate on baseball.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
stretching out his eighth or ninth inning bloop into a double had shades of charlie hustle
― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
would pete rose intentionally knock off his helmet, y/n?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m384kxrmfG1r9kk3io3_250.gif
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Head first
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R8fvYZBQxzg/S2HrdJsi3cI/AAAAAAAAAaw/u9Sq2M3V5dU/s400/Pete+Rose.jpg
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
well neither have/had grownuop haircuts; thing is, Pete still had his at 50
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
why is cole hamels trying to make me like bryce harper
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
still really hard for me to root for someone named bryce
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
aaaand Hamels suspended for five.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
this guy doesn't know what the Gatorade machine is for
The only downside was an ill-advised swing by their frustrated 19-year-old outfielder. Bryce Harper had a rough night, going 0 for 5 with three strikeouts. After one of the outs, he returned to the dugout and took a frustrated whack at one of the walls in the tunnel to the clubhouse.Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.
Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
lol, hope this guy stays in the majors forever
Mark DeRosa’s progress returning from a strained left oblique muscle was stunted in an odd way, [manager Davey] Johnson said. As Bryce Harper came into the dugout Sunday night after he stole home against the Phillies, DeRosa aggravated his oblique when Harper gave him a forceful high-five. "I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."
"I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
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Hopefully Bryce Harper's bat doesn't admit that it hit him on purpose and get suspended that would be unfortunate
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
tater #1 off Tim Stauffer
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
#2
eyeblack is in effect
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Hamels took 5 extra pitches to put him on first tonight
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/bryce-harper-is-making-history/
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link