i don't believe your name really is trident for a second
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
there never was a hot chick waiting
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
no one on this forum has actually watched an episode of girls
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
no one loves music
dirty truth bomb
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
...
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
. . .
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
I had to explain to a friend that the "love" in ilx is sarcastic
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
18 year old bro douche bag with a fauxhawk who seemed to only wear mussel shirts
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
This looser needs to ask me to date my daughter so I can formally reject him for her
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
On Saturday night, my wife and daughter would usually go shopping, I took this opportunity to go into her room, and read her diary. I found out the worst news possible: douche bag mcbrochin was actually the guy who raped my daughter.
After about 10 minutes, the rage filled back up in my heart.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
zazzle comes through
http://rlv.zcache.com/mussel_shirt-p235543952876626998z85iq_400.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
i like it when trident enjoys hisself
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
love off, forks.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
love up your own fork
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
you're talking to the man with three tines
― fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4iod2p
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys http://www.postsecret.com/
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
this site is great too but it's no longer searchable :(
http://www.grouphug.us/
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
those aren't... phone numbers?
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol iOS, right?
― mh, Friday, 4 May 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dyv28.jpg
― dayo, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/05/10/penis-amputated-circumcision.php
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
for a compensation of 150,000 yuan (23,833 USD).
o_O
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link
rarely has a two post/username combo been so apt.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link
150,000 is a not insigifnicant sum of money in china xp
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
fair enough. 23,833 is about the price of my car, and I value my cock about 1,000 times more than my car.
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:12 (eleven years ago) link
sure, but it's a feature of the american legal system that you could probably sue for a few million if that happened to you in america. but not in china. be grateful!
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
Fair enough. Also weird that the 21-year-old man was below the legal marriagable age, but really I don't think that's a bad thing.
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_kenneth/eaten-banana.jpg
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://wonkette.com/472386/p-e-n-i-s-goes-into-the-anus-to-rupture-intestines-says-nebraska-lady-nobody-sure-why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's top ten most unpleasant URLs all time
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link
dude cracking up behind her otm
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link
okay, that's fairly amazing.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link
(some talk about that vid on the gay marriage to alfred thread)
― goole, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
crazy lady, livin in a BAG
― Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link
goole: link?
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link
Gay Marriage to Alfred: Your Thoughts
― goole, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/zrESM.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 13 May 2012 07:53 (eleven years ago) link
lord love a duck
― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:52 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146742/Doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-mother-struggles-birth-Brazilian-hospital.html
― chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 19 May 2012 23:03 (eleven years ago) link
holy fuck :(
― fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 03:05 (eleven years ago) link
http://news.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981344043
― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:24 (eleven years ago) link
Renee Nal May 20, 2012, 3:18am EDTThanks Heather. Yes, I think it is time we evolve past this practice.
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
Nation Refuses To Read Headline Beyond Words '4-Year-Old Girl Forced To'
― pplains, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link
^^ me on this thread.
http://www.sirpepsi.com/pepsi10.htm
― crüt, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:36 (eleven years ago) link
Below is the article that appeared in the Chicago Reader, it was published May 31, 2002. The following weekend my wife and I were in Chicago at The Briar Street theater to see Blue Man Group and they had already picked up a copy of the paper. It was "Autographed" by all three performers of "BLUE MAN GROUP"
― ♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=671tCjePT3w
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:46 (eleven years ago) link