all dance music waits for 1:00 for the drop.
RedMeansRecord 15 hours ago 8+
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link
I miscategorized this earlier today
http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link
ok he lived http://www.spinner.com/2012/05/01/creamfields-fall-australia/
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
okay, i watched it."Perhaps the oddest part of the story took place later. After being admitted to hospital and then discharged, Wrotniak returned to the festival looking to get in."
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link
zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html
well okay then
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:24 (eleven years ago) link
that guy at creamfields - what an idiot, tho was probably ecto'd out his nut tbf
― ༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://img.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/china-wuhan-zoo-caretaker-licks-francois-leaf-monkey-butt-to-help-it-defecate-300x447.jpg
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/LOTS of crazy shit in here
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link
cool reddit link, forks.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/user/Good-byeaccount
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
cool
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
i am anti-reddit as a rule but those are pretty fucked up
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:56 (eleven years ago) link
especially when they're made up.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
well that helps yeah
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
as opposed to the plateau of truth what is ilx
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:59 (eleven years ago) link
basically.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
i don't believe your name really is trident for a second
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link
there never was a hot chick waiting
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
no one on this forum has actually watched an episode of girls
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
no one loves music
dirty truth bomb
― The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
...
― 10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
. . .
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
I had to explain to a friend that the "love" in ilx is sarcastic
― mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:31 (eleven years ago) link
18 year old bro douche bag with a fauxhawk who seemed to only wear mussel shirts
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:33 (eleven years ago) link
This looser needs to ask me to date my daughter so I can formally reject him for her
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:34 (eleven years ago) link
On Saturday night, my wife and daughter would usually go shopping, I took this opportunity to go into her room, and read her diary. I found out the worst news possible: douche bag mcbrochin was actually the guy who raped my daughter.
After about 10 minutes, the rage filled back up in my heart.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
zazzle comes through
http://rlv.zcache.com/mussel_shirt-p235543952876626998z85iq_400.jpg
― goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
i like it when trident enjoys hisself
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
love off, forks.
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:40 (eleven years ago) link
love up your own fork
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link
you're talking to the man with three tines
― fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/c4iod2p
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link
hey guys http://www.postsecret.com/
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:35 (eleven years ago) link
this site is great too but it's no longer searchable :(
http://www.grouphug.us/
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
those aren't... phone numbers?
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
lol iOS, right?
― mh, Friday, 4 May 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/dyv28.jpg
― dayo, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/2012/05/10/penis-amputated-circumcision.php
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 11:54 (eleven years ago) link
for a compensation of 150,000 yuan (23,833 USD).
o_O
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:08 (eleven years ago) link
rarely has a two post/username combo been so apt.
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link
150,000 is a not insigifnicant sum of money in china xp
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:10 (eleven years ago) link
fair enough. 23,833 is about the price of my car, and I value my cock about 1,000 times more than my car.
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:12 (eleven years ago) link
sure, but it's a feature of the american legal system that you could probably sue for a few million if that happened to you in america. but not in china. be grateful!
― dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
Fair enough. Also weird that the 21-year-old man was below the legal marriagable age, but really I don't think that's a bad thing.
― i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:20 (eleven years ago) link
http://shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_kenneth/eaten-banana.jpg
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link
http://wonkette.com/472386/p-e-n-i-s-goes-into-the-anus-to-rupture-intestines-says-nebraska-lady-nobody-sure-why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMANMIe0ZZI
― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:25 (eleven years ago) link
that's top ten most unpleasant URLs all time
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link