Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

croup's total distaste for the idea of him ever dying is making me bloodthirsty to see a dead Bats

Tom Hardy as violent city masseuse. "You should be more relaxed now!"

I kind of assume that with all the "WILL HE DIE?" angles in the trailers, there's no way they'll actually kill him.

or will they? makes u think

guy's they're not gonna kill batman

guys

They're going to kill everyone *but* Batman, and he'll be left looking over the smoldering remains of Gotham thinking, "what now?"

http://i.imgur.com/70EQ7.jpg

oh DAMN U

bane will fuck batman up and throw him in a well, then batman will mope in a wheelchair while gotham cries out "why hath the batman forsaken us?," catwoman and JGL search for sad beardo bruce wayne, find him, there's a physical therapy & training montage, some people die, batman lives on with ETERNAL GUILT

p much

some people die

Probably Catwoman or Marion Cotillard, because Nolan always kills a woman to give his lead something to angst over.

The Dark Knight Incepts

wouldn't be surprised if they did something kinda like the end of the dark knight returns, though, with bats and/or wayne appearing to die

there's a physical therapy & training montage,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9Uwhjlog8

Marion Cotillard is gonna be the villain, cozy up to Bruce Wayne and then BAM he wakes up with Bane throwing him in a pit

Comic movie reboots are in keeping with a proud tradition: new artist/writer, new comic.

I totally don't have a problem with this. I do have a problem with telling the same origin story over and over.

bane will fuck batman up and throw him in a well, then batman will mope in a wheelchair while gotham cries out "why hath the batman forsaken us?," catwoman and JGL search for sad beardo bruce wayne, find him, there's a physical therapy & training montage, some people die, batman lives on with ETERNAL GUILT

^^^also this

the first two movies made a big deal about how physically punishing the batman line of work is, i wonder if the third won't go to something permanent

like a convalescence home for batmen?

that would be comedy central i think

batman gets broken back, wayne corps develops groundbreaking medical appliances, gotham's economy is revived by the growth of its biotech & manufacturing sectors, crime goes down. a rising dark knight raises all boats.

How do you rise with a broken back?

Is that one of those "How can you hug your kids with nuclear arms?" deals?

well if it's broken above s2 u should be cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Ce0stbcbU

wait no I got that backwards

batman gets broken back, wayne corps develops groundbreaking medical appliances, gotham's economy is revived by the growth of its biotech & manufacturing sectors, crime goes down. a rising dark knight raises all boats.

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 11:38 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this sounds great

Can't forgive the missed opportunity of "a rising dark knight raises all bats." Cancelling my subscription.

batman gets broken back, wayne corps develops groundbreaking medical appliances, gotham's economy is revived by the growth of its biotech & manufacturing sectors, crime goes down. a rising dark knight raises all boats.

― zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 11:38 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Batman Shrugged

I totally don't have a problem with this. I do have a problem with telling the same origin story over and over.

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 2, 2012 10:25 AM

^^^ THIS THIS THIS

Batman drops his "no guns" stance, shoots Bane in head with bazooka.

scene.

for ex. Singer's "Superman" reboot was totally stupid but at least it wasn't a retread of material

xp

batman abandons gotham to crime, galt-style, to prove the virtue & necessity of selfishness & vigilantism

any bets on whether Liam Neeson shows up in this in flashbacks or if he's actually in some part?

for ex. Singer's "Superman" reboot was totally stupid but at least it wasn't a retread of material

I honestly didn't mind it. I thought Kevin Spacey was the wrong pick for Lex Luthor.

the baby thing + jesus parallels sorta made me want to stab

Superman is JEWISH for fuck's sake

My bet on Neeson is flashback.

Unless Nolan goes balls-out and actually brings in the Lazarus Pit to re-introduce Neeson/heal Bruce Wayne after Bane fucks him up.

Nolan won't bring in anything explicitly magical/unrealistic

It's actually not a bad idea to let Nolan get real dark before a reboot, considering audiences wound up giving more money to Batman Forever than Batman Returns. Though it depends how dark is dark and how much the next movie is really a "reboot".

Nolan won't bring in anything explicitly magical/unrealistic

Flying Batmobile?

He's always grounded that stuff as cutting-edge Wayne Industries/military R&D stuff, though.

stuff

grounded the batman movies

Batman: Grounded

^^new espresso brand

guys what if Bane's mask gives him SUPER DRUG ENERGY and it's a SUPER DRUG that can bring someone back from near-death if you're directly exposed to it. like getting thrown in a pit of it can do that, but constant low-level exposure would make you super strong and give you great regenerative powers

this is definitely not what the plot will do, but hey, whatever

just watched batman begins again... hard to sympathise with the little kid in danger now i know he grows up to be king joffrey