as a black latino on the inside I find your post latino
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link
nitsuh is not white
― ♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 8:38 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
hoos is mexican, dude
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link
hoos is twin spirited
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link
to be fair, if you're really persian then you're probably hot
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
the best is i'll be talking about being persian and my friends will be like "oh come on, you're white". and i'm like, WTF man, i'm not white. look at me! and then they're like, no, you're white, you're from the wealthy coastal suburbs and you wear j crew and you have no accent. you're white!
so white people get to decide when i'm white, ie when it suits them for me to be white.
― the late great, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 6:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yes. my new thing is just to shout YOU'RE LYING when white people tell me they think of me as white.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:31 (eleven years ago) link
for better or worse, i think of you as buffalonian
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link
I met a girl last week who, after I told her my name, said "that is so spiritual"
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link
haaaa
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
p sure that's racist
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:40 (eleven years ago) link
oh well
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
horseshoe does anyone ever call you "nebula"
― omar little, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
'the horse's hoe nebula'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link
I believe in spiritual last names
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link
wait, thinking of me as buffalonian is not racist, to clarify, that is just true. telling an indian dude his name is "spiritual" is smurfy as hell and also a little racist.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
dang I want a spiritual last name, feel so wite rite now
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link
indians hunted buffalo, but not those kind of indians and not that kind of buffalo. so i think it is racist.
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
or i'm racist, i dunno.
no one has ever called me nebula to my recollection. recently a student told me i look like velma from scooby doo, which is too true for contradiction. also not racist.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
has anyone ever complimented you on your mastery of english?
(i was present when this happened to my friend pratik)
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
that one has happened a number of times, and one time it was in the middle of the strangest-attempt-to-racially-place me encounter of my life. when i finally told this crazy and rude lady my parents were indian she said, "wow, you speak really well English."
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:52 (eleven years ago) link
I get asked where I am from about ever two to three days
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
"wow, you speak really well English."
dying
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
and you said 'from a fantasy'
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:55 (eleven years ago) link
I guess that's grammatically not incorrect, but who the hell puts the words in that order? xpost
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 01:56 (eleven years ago) link
one time i was at the gym on a treadmill and an old white dude walked up to me and said something and i had to take my headphones off to hear what he said and he repeated his question and it turned out to be "what's a four-letter-word for indian bread?" because he was doing a crossword and i automatically told him the answer but i was also annoyed.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
"I guess that's grammatically not incorrect"
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
xpost omg
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
notice the umlaut, in deutsch that would be correct
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
lmao naan
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link
i am still mad at myself that i answered him all dutifully, like must make the old white man happy
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link
maybe then it will be okay that i'm in his gym being all indian
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
so glad i could make myself useful
have we had "dumblr whites" introduced into the lexicon yet
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:04 (eleven years ago) link
i'm always glad to help out with a crossword tho
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 10:00 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
fair game
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
that's not racist I would be happy to do that
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:05 (eleven years ago) link
its prob racist but still
i guess i just felt like there was something brusque in his manner. he didn't even say thank you! i felt made use of but not really addressed as a person?
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:06 (eleven years ago) link
like no hello, no could i ask you a question, just what's a four-letter-word for indian? and then i told him and he walked away. i sort of felt like a computer.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
ur siri
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:07 (eleven years ago) link
haha a four letter word for indian bread i meant
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
oh i'm sure it was racist i just like crosswords
― like Joe Pasquale and Gandhi (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link
it was a pretty fucking easy crossword judging by that clue if you ask me /still mad
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
totally racist, also it takes some balls to interrupt someone like that
― crüt, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:09 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i appreciate cruciverbalism it's a bit cultish
even if someone was doing the hitlerjugend crossword i would probably help them out, tell them that afrika is spelt differently in german and all that
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:11 (eleven years ago) link
i really didn't bring it up to be like it was a huge deal and it scarred me. the question isn't inherently racist; that dude's manner and approach and i would imagine worldview were instrumentalizing of someone different than him, though.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
horseshoe, I think of you as a Ruffalonian.
― tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:13 (eleven years ago) link
that sounds like a setup from 90s uk-desi sketch show 'goodness gracious me', which would probably culminate in the asker being beaten about the head with a naan
― Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
there it is
xp omg is this a real show? is it funny???
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:14 (eleven years ago) link
"what's a four-letter-word for indian bread?"
"it's naan of your business"
― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link