The Rockstar Uproar Festival of 2012!

Goddammit, this is the rap-rock revival we've been fearing, isn't it.

And it'll go over as well as the return of Limp Bizkit.

Optional T-Shirt Sleeves, The Festival

You have not lived until you have seen Deuce's video. Obligatory warning: Totally NSFW, will make you hate all of humanity.

Also ironic that Rockstar the engery drink festival books acts with no real rock star

"Hailing from Hamilton, ONT, Redlight King's U.S. debut album Something For The Pain released in 2011 landed #3 on Billboard's Heatseeker Chart while their first single "Old Man," an original song penned by frontman Mark Kasprzyk (aka "Kaz") featuring the first-ever sampling of the Neil Young classic, ignited a buzz for the band and was the 13th most-played song at Alternative Radio last year. Redlight King's music is a mash-up of gritty rock and old school beats, while the songs on their debut are a culmination of life's highs and lows. Their current single, "Bullet In My Hand," a coming-out-of-the-dark tale that shatters with a ferocious rock chorus and has anthem written all over it, shot straight to the top of the Active Rock charts while their song "Comeback" has been tapped for the highly-anticipated AVENGERS ASSEMBLE soundtrack alongside Soundgarden, Rise Against and Evanescence . Performing on THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO and CONAN, Redlight King are an incendiary live band, spending much of their time on the road hitting the stage with the likes of AWOLNATION, Incubus, Buckcherry, Shinedown and more. "

13th most played song, Ned!

I guess I'll be the one to break the ice on this: FOZZY??????????????

See Fozzy I knew about, it's pro wrestler Chris Jericho's cover band, been around for a while now.

As for that Deuce video, Jesus Christ.

13th most played song, Ned!

In hell, sure.

Fozzy only does covers? LAAAMMMMEEEEE

See Fozzy I knew about, it's pro wrestler Chris Jericho's cover band

oh okay, that doesn't make it any less insane or weird that they named themselves after a Muppet

I hope his onstage choreo is cribbed from his DWTS stint

I haven't looked but is it wrong that I just assume this festival is happening in Florida?

I am amazed that that video gets progressively more vile as it goes – and I didn't think it could get worse after the stripper fight club, but it DOES!

This shit is NATIONWIDE, man!

Fozzy do originals, too, but they aren't really very good at it.

http://rockstaruproar.com/tourdates/

I just lolled at my cubicle

It's great, isn't it.

WORLD TOUR OF LITTLE ROCK!

Hahaha man that's a lot of TBAs! I see garage bands doing week long tours with more confirmations!

They are hitting ALL of Little Rock.

guys the tour was just announced and those dates are 3-5 months away, can we at least chill on not forcing lols out of kind of commonplace stuff

when are you leaving for Little Rock

ARRRRRRRGH, now that Deuce song is stuck in my head! I HATE.

when Deuce e-mails me my flight confirmation and the sheet music for my parts (xpost)

The Symphonic Tribute to Deuce

Staind more like Old

LOL Ned!

"It's Been Awhile (Since I Wiped Myself)"

Going back to Deuce for a moment – I never thought that the component parts of Hollywood Undead could be WORSE than the whole!

As for that Deuce video, Jesus Christ.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, May 1, 2012 11:11 AM (28 seconds ago)

yeah, sigh, kids today...

Going back to Deuce for a moment – I never thought that the component parts of Hollywood Undead could be WORSE than the whole!

― NWOBHamster (J3ff T.), Tuesday, May 1, 2012 2:29 PM (10 seconds ago) Bookmark

i don't think we can declare Deuce the king of HU solo careers justt because he came out first, i still think Johnny 3 Tears has an All Things Must Pass in him

i think that Charlie Scene and J-Dog are selling themselves short by not forming some kind of side project, too. but i get that they want to focus on the main band and not grab any glory for themselves.

a coming-out-of-the-dark tale that shatters with a ferocious rock chorus and has anthem written all over it, shot straight to the top of the Active Rock charts

LOLOLOL Active Rock

The Inactive Rock chart must be great.

What's worse: if Deuce is just a cynical opportunist cashing in on the fact that white trash kids like garbage, or if he actually believes in his art?

totally lolling about FOZZY

look at this balloon fozzie that appears to be made of hot dogs
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MAZsHtXIj9g/TTmi6YiXF3I/AAAAAAAAAII/GxBwLRl1TUQ/s1600/Fozzie.jpg

You'll never get me to click on one of those videos. Ever.

Never.

Oof.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2426303922/twitterProfile2012.jpg

Joy!

You going?

Depends, how armed can I be?

It's Vegas, so I assume Commando suit-up montage.

Meanwhile I checked

http://www.rockstaruproar.com/tour-dates/

And this DID actually happen. In fact, one could see this Vegas thing AND that tour's final dates this same weekend, said tour wrapping up in Phoenix and Albuquerque...

hahaha Ned the first thing I did was go "hey did they ever get any dates besides Little Rock *click* oh booo"