Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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er Batman's life

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they kill him off but there's a "Batman will be rebooted in...THAT DARN BAT" before the credits

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

3rd Bat From The Sun

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

I also like the "Bruce Wayne listens to recording of his Batman voice, gets seriously embarrassed, retires" possibility

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

tails it is... tonight harvey dent fucks men!

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

i can definitely see batman breaking his back and mentoring JGL in a reboot

i just really wish the new spiderman would flop bc 'reboot' is becoming the new 'sequel'

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

the worst possible reboot i can imagine is Christian Bale cameos as a Professor X figure

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

otm

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

any time ive seen the new spidey trailer in a theater, the audience reaction is incredibly apathetic/bored. they kinda screwed up on that one

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

i like how the poster says THE UNTOLD STORY, totally cornering the market of people who always wanted to know spidey's backstory but don't remember it from the first moive.

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

weell they are doing all that lame crap with his parents

Number None, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

Has there ever been a successful franchise where the hero dies?

Alien. Clones don't count.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Alien 3 was a total commercial disappointment, though

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they kill him off but there's a "Batman will be rebooted in...THAT DARN BAT" before the credits

― da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:15 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3rd Bat From The Sun

― some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:16 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Big Bat Theory"

PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

If i hear that this movie will kill him off, seriously I won't see it and I'll blank it completely off my radar. That should never happen.

Unless the film is set further in time, just before Batman decides to retire and move down to Florida.

PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

they kill off comic book characters all the time you know (though tbf it took them a long time to do it with Batman)

Number None, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

Batman dying feels like the beginning of a story though, especially if they set up JGL as the successor. That's not "finishing" the story like they say they want.

But on the other hand, batman breaking his back being temporarily replaced and then coming back is a lot of narrative for one popcorn movie.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah isn't that the whole plot behind the Bane stories in the comics? I just remember that front cover where it was literally him breaking Batman's back over his knees.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like that should be some sort of gabber single cover from 1994 Amsterdam.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

If i hear that this movie will kill him off, seriously I won't see it and I'll blank it completely off my radar. That should never happen.

Unless the film is set further in time, just before Batman decides to retire and move down to Florida.

― PSOD (Ste), Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:42 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

well, Rises does apparently take place 8 years after the story of the last movie.

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

3rd Bat From The Sun

― some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:16 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Big Bat Theory"

― PSOD (Ste), Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:40 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

nobody from big bang theory is in the dark knight rises dude

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

christian bale in batman by christopher nolan = "serious comic book film"

jgl in barman = popcorn flick for teens, with jgl cooing to interviewers about how "cool" it'll be ala the manchild that he is.

phantompenguin, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

they got howard to play king tut

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 30 April 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

would like to see joseph gordon-levitt as mc paul barman

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

serious comic book film

This always makes me laugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

well the phrase was used in scare quotes

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

want to see a comic serious book film tbh

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

have you met ZAC SNYDER harbinger of seriousness and bad films

mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

I liked TDK but I kind of harbor a grudge against the "serious, gritty" Nolan trilogy because it's pretty much the main reason the 60s TV show has never and will never be on DVD.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

why?

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

Do you have something to back that up?
'60s Batman TV show is one of my favorite things ever.
I am fine with a world where gravel-voice nipples Batman wiretaps and Adam West does the Batdance. They can coexist peacefully. I like them both.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

^^

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:33 (eleven years ago) link

It's like having an Old Testament and a New Testament God. No one's criticized The Bible for that, I'm pretty sure.

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

idk, the jews don't have much truck with the latter

mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

I remember hearing the 60s Batman wasn't on DVD because they don't own the rights to the tv show Batmobile and Warner Bros have to pay the guy through the teeth for it. They can syndicate it without a new contract, but home video is a different ball of wax.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:40 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i mean, it hasn't been on home video or dvd or anything ever, for decades. whether DC has done that in part out of some misguided attempt to stop it from 'hurting' the movie franchises or not, can't really lay blame for that at nolan's feet.

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah im basing that off something i read on Wikipedia years ago.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link

Still, i think that 60s show gets the short end of the stick. It's pretty awesome.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:58 (eleven years ago) link

if nolan was remotely the reason the '60s Batman isn't on DVD, that would be some serious "life imitates Simpsons episode" shit

da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

"go get 'em, scouts!"

da croupier, Monday, 30 April 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

I remember hearing the 60s Batman wasn't on DVD because they don't own the rights to the tv show Batmobile and Warner Bros have to pay the guy through the teeth for it. They can syndicate it without a new contract, but home video is a different ball of wax.

AFAIK this is pretty much the truth. The producers of the show made a contract and got paid for TV syndication, which is why Batman can still be shown on TV as reruns, but for it to be released on video would require a separate contract and payment (since for obvious reasons the original contact doesn't cover anything beyond TV runs), and for whatever reason Warner/DC hasn't managed to negotiate one.

Tuomas, Monday, 30 April 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, I haven't been paying much attention to the news regarding this movie, but noticed IMDb now says Liam Neeson will appear in it as Ra's Al Ghul (presumably in flashbacks?) and some kid is playing "young Talia Al Ghul". So that pretty much confirms Marion Cotillard is Talia, right?

And if the movie is gonna deal with the Al Ghul legacy, I doubt they'll have much space to include the Knightfall stuff, Bane will probably just be an henchman of Talia's. Though it would be funny if the movie ended with Bruce Wayne getting his back broken and the Batman mantle being passed to AZRAEL, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Actually, it would be kinda fitting, as Azrael was originally supposed to be a critique of the idea of a grim & gritty 90s Batman, but the Nolan movies seemed to have embraced that idea fully.

Tuomas, Monday, 30 April 2012 08:03 (eleven years ago) link

want to see a comic serious book film tbh

― Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh no you don't!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJicfFcO74E

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Monday, 30 April 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

wtf I can't believe they adapted THAT book

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 April 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

the neanderthal incest novel

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 April 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

"serious comic book film" = american splendor...?

phantompenguin, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

nobody from big bang theory is in the dark knight rises dude

― some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:45 (15 hours ago) Permalink

Two Broke Bats

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

hough it would be funny if the movie ended with Bruce Wayne getting his back broken and the Batman mantle being passed to AZRAEL, played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

I would love if this meant JGL is playing a cartoon cat henchman.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 30 April 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link


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