Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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Hahahah I still love that.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

millions of people flocked to see the kick-ass batman movie that also had a great performance by an actor who tragically died after it was finished. i'm pretty sure you can see the distinction to be made between that and a superhero movie where the hero fails.

― da croupier, Sunday, April 29, 2012 4:32 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Fl

just like i'm sure you can see the difference between turner & hooch and the darkest big screen adaptation of the darkest of the big comic book heroes

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

in the sense that both need to play in the sticks, not really

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

don't get me wrong, this is the company that brought back Superman as a negligent babydaddy. It's possible they're doing something this dumb cuz a respected director said it was a good idea.

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

i dunno is batman dying inherently "dumb"? i guess i just don't see the problem. but let's just skip ahead to the part where we make a bet about whether bruce wayne kicks it and one of us paypals the other $20 on opening weekend.

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh i refuse to believe batman dying could be kept a secret till opening weekend

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

i mean, it's amazing we haven't seen a leak yet, but still

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

batman dying isnt the same as batman 'failing' it all depends on how its played - if the movie ended with him being murdered with a metal pipe and then the bad guy is like 'haha, owned', fade to black, audiences would be pissed - but the 'noble sacrifice in name of a greater good' often plays pretty well with mainstream audiences

of course i dont think theres a chance in hell that batbro bites it in this

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

Give it back to Tim Burton

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but it sounds better to say 'opening weekend' than 'when harry knowles is totally sure what he's holding in his hands is the actual screenplay' or w/e. it almost seems like kind of a no-brainer to me that the franchise that made a billion dollars off being the gritty realistic/pessimistic answer to other comic book movies could conclude by killing off the hero. not that i'm 100% confident they WILL do that, but it seems like a pretty obvious place to go.

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

the only thing burton should be given is a boxing about the ears

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

it almost seems like kind of a no-brainer to me that the franchise that made a billion dollars off being the gritty realistic/pessimistic answer to other comic book movies could conclude by killing off the hero.

no, there is a logic to it. it's just pretty bold move for a franchise that also makes its billion off toys, and a move that would easily seem idiotic in hindsight.

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

it's less bold when you consider that, nolan & bale declaring in advance that they're done with the franchise, it was going to be rebooted either way...

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

my money is that marvel's gonna send them all bouquets

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

will they stop making batman toys if batman dies? or only make 'dead batman' toys?

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:02 (eleven years ago) link

It's in the title, dudes. Batman dies and then all of Gotham watches his ghost rise into heaven.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

what if BATMAN dies..

......but BRUCE WAYNE lives

max, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

food for thought

max, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Two Face turns out to still be alive, movie ends with him deciding whether or not to spare Batman's voice by flipping a coin. the coin lands on a tabletop and just keeps spinning, cut to credits. SCHRODINGER'S BAT!

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

er Batman's life

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they kill him off but there's a "Batman will be rebooted in...THAT DARN BAT" before the credits

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

3rd Bat From The Sun

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

I also like the "Bruce Wayne listens to recording of his Batman voice, gets seriously embarrassed, retires" possibility

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

tails it is... tonight harvey dent fucks men!

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

i can definitely see batman breaking his back and mentoring JGL in a reboot

i just really wish the new spiderman would flop bc 'reboot' is becoming the new 'sequel'

JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link

the worst possible reboot i can imagine is Christian Bale cameos as a Professor X figure

some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

otm

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:30 (eleven years ago) link

any time ive seen the new spidey trailer in a theater, the audience reaction is incredibly apathetic/bored. they kinda screwed up on that one

these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

i like how the poster says THE UNTOLD STORY, totally cornering the market of people who always wanted to know spidey's backstory but don't remember it from the first moive.

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

weell they are doing all that lame crap with his parents

Number None, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

Has there ever been a successful franchise where the hero dies?

Alien. Clones don't count.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:53 (eleven years ago) link

Alien 3 was a total commercial disappointment, though

da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they kill him off but there's a "Batman will be rebooted in...THAT DARN BAT" before the credits

― da croupier, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:15 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

3rd Bat From The Sun

― some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:16 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Big Bat Theory"

PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

If i hear that this movie will kill him off, seriously I won't see it and I'll blank it completely off my radar. That should never happen.

Unless the film is set further in time, just before Batman decides to retire and move down to Florida.

PSOD (Ste), Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

they kill off comic book characters all the time you know (though tbf it took them a long time to do it with Batman)

Number None, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

Batman dying feels like the beginning of a story though, especially if they set up JGL as the successor. That's not "finishing" the story like they say they want.

But on the other hand, batman breaking his back being temporarily replaced and then coming back is a lot of narrative for one popcorn movie.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah isn't that the whole plot behind the Bane stories in the comics? I just remember that front cover where it was literally him breaking Batman's back over his knees.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:06 (eleven years ago) link

Looks like that should be some sort of gabber single cover from 1994 Amsterdam.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 29 April 2012 23:09 (eleven years ago) link

If i hear that this movie will kill him off, seriously I won't see it and I'll blank it completely off my radar. That should never happen.

Unless the film is set further in time, just before Batman decides to retire and move down to Florida.

― PSOD (Ste), Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:42 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

well, Rises does apparently take place 8 years after the story of the last movie.

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

3rd Bat From The Sun

― some dude, Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:16 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Big Bat Theory"

― PSOD (Ste), Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:40 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

nobody from big bang theory is in the dark knight rises dude

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

christian bale in batman by christopher nolan = "serious comic book film"

jgl in barman = popcorn flick for teens, with jgl cooing to interviewers about how "cool" it'll be ala the manchild that he is.

phantompenguin, Monday, 30 April 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

they got howard to play king tut

jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 30 April 2012 02:48 (eleven years ago) link

would like to see joseph gordon-levitt as mc paul barman

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

serious comic book film

This always makes me laugh.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:18 (eleven years ago) link

well the phrase was used in scare quotes

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link

want to see a comic serious book film tbh

Dale, dale, dale (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:24 (eleven years ago) link

have you met ZAC SNYDER harbinger of seriousness and bad films

mh, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:27 (eleven years ago) link

I liked TDK but I kind of harbor a grudge against the "serious, gritty" Nolan trilogy because it's pretty much the main reason the 60s TV show has never and will never be on DVD.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 April 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

why?

some dude, Monday, 30 April 2012 03:29 (eleven years ago) link


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