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Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Sunday, 29 April 2012 12:19 (five years ago) Permalink

omg food network tweet

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:13 (five years ago) Permalink

the pentametron logarithm needs a lil tweaking

lag∞n, Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:51 (five years ago) Permalink

haha wut

lag∞n, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:52 (five years ago) Permalink

lag∞n, Monday, 30 April 2012 15:52 (five years ago) Permalink


even though she is apparently a father of eight

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:04 (five years ago) Permalink


TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 April 2012 16:09 (five years ago) Permalink

i got a bunch of random follows this week, someone tweaked a logarithm somewhere

lag∞n, Monday, 30 April 2012 17:35 (five years ago) Permalink

Liking @textinstagram a lot lately

Reality Check Cashing Services (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:32 (five years ago) Permalink

Ken Jennings' Twitter is surprisingly hilarious, he holds his own with the FYAD guys

That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it. (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:42 (five years ago) Permalink

So what's your favorite log-in screen?

A. Megalopolis Rooftop Party
B. Bad Picture of Bad Band
C. Cricket at Dusk

andrew m., Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:32 (five years ago) Permalink

tao lin ‏ @tao_lin
i will follow my 60,000th follower irl for 30hrs nonstop & tweet about them once every 5min & publish it as an ebook & give them 30%/profits
Reply Retweet Favorite
1h tao lin ‏ @tao_lin
i will perform oral sex on my 750,000th follower (any gender) for 15min nonstop after they shower w/ soap & buy them 5 of the newest iphone

johnny crunch, Friday, 4 May 2012 23:58 (five years ago) Permalink

twitter sure is over capacity a lot these days

JacobSanders, Saturday, 5 May 2012 18:46 (five years ago) Permalink

It keeps asking me if I want to follow the Dalai Lama.

I think not, because I'd only tweet "Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Lama Lama, Dalai Dalai"

..and I would probably end up getting blocked.

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

Max why are you tweeting every stupid tumblr reply? My whole page is you now! *stabs you*

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 20:15 (five years ago) Permalink

55,000 twitter passwords leaked

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:09 (five years ago) Permalink


(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 21:12 (five years ago) Permalink

Max why are you tweeting every stupid tumblr reply? My whole page is you now! *stabs you*

Shit like this is why I dont use Twitter. I added one guy who fancies himself as a bit of a social meedja guru (blech) and he fuckin tweets like 15 times a day or more. Between that and people RTing shit everywhere (TMBG are terrible for it, Flansburg RTs more than he posts!), I got so confused ovcr what I was reading I just gave up.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:21 (five years ago) Permalink

Follow better people.

But don't unfollow max, he is the best.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:22 (five years ago) Permalink

Following better people is one thing, unfollowing should be done regularly.

all things must pass (shaane), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:23 (five years ago) Permalink

Also use an app where you can mute hastags or tweets from certain clients, eg 4sq, spotify, etc.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:33 (five years ago) Permalink

Yeah tbf the most ive ever done is read it via the website, it just doesnt interest me enough really. Not into soundbite blogging.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:36 (five years ago) Permalink

Also handy is to block retweets by certain ppl. So you can see their regular tweets, but none of their retweets.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 00:38 (five years ago) Permalink

if someone who i don't follow has replied to me, why doesn't it show me their tweet in my original tweets conversation?

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 17 May 2012 09:13 (five years ago) Permalink

ie the only way i know they replied was because it forwarded to my phone text service.

PSOD (Ste), Thursday, 17 May 2012 09:13 (five years ago) Permalink

thank god erica let me know someone was saying nasty rumors abt me

lag∞n, Friday, 25 May 2012 22:57 (five years ago) Permalink


blossom smulch (schlump), Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:55 (five years ago) Permalink

OK so I changed my password and I still think my account is sending spam out to people. I don't know what to do!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 27 May 2012 09:38 (five years ago) Permalink

you need to revoke your managed applications. Go into your settings, then choose "Apps" on the left hand side, then revoke everything. You'll need to reactivate the ones you actually want later.

(Changing your password doesn't stop authenticated apps from working, and the spammers will have authenticated a client app to do their thing)

stet, Sunday, 27 May 2012 12:28 (five years ago) Permalink

but how will i know if someone is saying nasty rumors abt me

lag∞n, Sunday, 27 May 2012 13:16 (five years ago) Permalink


Dr. Jerry Beans ‏@dogboner
all my people that have mild depression or severe dont worry because theres someone that loves u and hes a rotating doghouse with gold teeth

tpp, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:04 (five years ago) Permalink

Ste, I'm guessing they deleted the tweet?

The Reverend, Monday, 28 May 2012 20:46 (five years ago) Permalink

new twitter is a completely over engineered mess

They're rebuilding it to take all that shit out now.

'bout time

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:11 (five years ago) Permalink

hey thanks stet! I'll try that today.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 11:49 (five years ago) Permalink

The first thing that you might notice is that permalink URLs are now simpler: they no longer use the hashbang (#!).


blossom smulch (schlump), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 20:34 (five years ago) Permalink

rip hashbang

lag∞n, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:29 (five years ago) Permalink

fuck give it back!

markers, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 21:30 (five years ago) Permalink

totally not what i thought a hashbang was.

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:51 (five years ago) Permalink


― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, June 6, 2012 4:21 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah this cracked me up (some dude), Thursday, 7 June 2012 01:53 (five years ago) Permalink

I loved the phrase "divine interception", ha

Ò (Ówen P.), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:10 (five years ago) Permalink

hahahaha amazing

kanye kardashian (lex pretend), Thursday, 7 June 2012 07:45 (five years ago) Permalink

anyone looking for a reason why twitter exists

Convert simple JEEZ to BDSMcode (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 7 June 2012 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

Each week, Sweden gives its official national twitter account to a different Swedish citizen... this week it is the rather entertaining Sonja...!/sweden

only NWOFHM! is real (krakow), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:06 (five years ago) Permalink

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:25 (five years ago) Permalink

social media

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:33 (five years ago) Permalink


decrepit but free (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 02:59 (five years ago) Permalink

alton brown is posting cute drawings to twitter: squid, lobster godzilla, barney the dinosaur on a grill, the chairman.

thumbs.db (get bent), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 03:29 (five years ago) Permalink

F5 F5 F5 F5

stet, Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:27 (five years ago) Permalink


deadcandace (diamonddave85), Thursday, 21 June 2012 16:39 (five years ago) Permalink

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