Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Liverpool unshiftable in eighth too, really fancy us to take advantage and turn this into a points difference later.

Wigan have only scored more than 2 goals once in the league this season. In one afternoon, they may have completely unfucked their goal difference.

Would you welcome relegation in some sense, EZ? For the catharsis, kind of thing.

Sort of? I think it would force a rethink on the club, one which should have come several years ago. However, as a fan in the States I would never, ever get to see them play. So the selfish part of me wants to see them stay up, but I don't know if it's the best thing for the club in the long run.

told ye newcastle weren't a runner for fourth. i'm still not writing off third for us, not that i've looked at a table in a month

Z on Twitter: "Barcelona should have gone for Wigan manager Roberto Martinez to replace Pep Guardiola."

West Brom should feel hard done there. Obvious handball not given.

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this game is horrible.

4-0 to everton. think i'll watch something else.

stoke-arsenal is a waste of time but i feel like something will happen so im not turning it off. better not be another shawxing but im not ruling it out.

Sort of tempting fate, but I started to look up the last time EFC scored four in three consecutive league games just after halftime. And now we have! I've gone back as far as 1975-76 so far and...no dice. We managed 12 goals in 3 games a couple of times in the mid-'80s glory years (5/3/4) but not this.

Just makes the enfeebled Wembley nonsense worse really.

btw as i bring that up, stoke fans who boo ramsey's touch can die in a fire

Was that Hutton clearing off the line for Villa?!

Wolves got another, only losing 4-3 now. Sunderland score again p much resigning Bolton to relegation.

i dont hate stoke for the crazy fouling so much as hate them for their reaction to every cynical fuck foul. "I ONLY PUSHED HIM OVER REF FOR NO BLOODY REASON, IS THAT A CRIME NOW? THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON NOW YOU HAVE GIVEN A FREE KICK FOR ME KICKING HIS SHINS" etc.

4-4!

Finally found a sequence to match this from Everton:
28/2/64 Aston Villa (H) 4-2
7/3/64 Spurs (A) 4-2
14/3/64 Nottm Forest (H) 6-1

48 years.

If there isn't a last-minute nude parachutist at West Brom, I'll've wasted my afternoon.

Benny Noon had a decent penalty shout. It was at pace and Whelan (I think) puts his arms on his back. Benny went down v. easily and dramatically though, when he most probably could have had a good shooting chance if he stayed up.

so i picked a good afternoon to take the kids swimming, basically

Ball over the line for West Brom and not given apparently? (I couldn't bear to keep watching). Villa having the luck today. Typical of them to cash in by drawing 0-0.

that cd wind up being a massive point for Villa. surely McLeish has got to go this summer?

Hutton handled off the line earlier, then I'm sure it was him headed off the line a few minutes after that too.

Looked like Given had his leg along the line. Definitely not conclusive. Definite deliberate hand ball in the box on a shot that would have been a goal for West Brom earlier.

Overall, Villa kicked the crap out of them (4 or 5 yellow cards, all legit), and West Brom should feel like the ref screwed them pretty hard.

poor seb coates must be wondering what he has to do to get a game. wait for carra to retire i guess.

Hutton handled off the line earlier, then I'm sure it was him headed off the line a few minutes after that too.

Cuellar boss

just calculated that mcleish' teams have scored 151 goals in 150 epl games

Villa aren't even in long-term decline, it was only a couple of years ago they were in the running for the top four.

Bonkers day all round really. What the hell has Roberto Martinez done at Wigan?

Urgh. Stupid defensive mistake by Norwich, and Liverpool are 1-0 up.

Could see us taking the season out on Norwich today, looks like we've got an idea for once.

And again. Fuck sake. 2-0

2-0 as I type that, sublime finish. Walcottesque.

great finishes

Absolutely. Suarez obviously annoyed by the comparison that Holt has scored more than he and Carroll combined...

Ref feeling sorry for us in the latter stages of that half I feel - got the benefit of some decisions that could have made this even more depressing at half time.

when/who are chelsea playin? have a feelin they'll make this an even better weekend for us

They're home to QPR. Not sure if that's good or bad for Spurs?

john terry

something

woodwork again

O_o how did Shelvey miss there?

I mean, phew, but...

thats the finishing we know and love

Fuck you Newcastle and your fucking fuck of a fucking loss to fucking Wigan. One fucking favour. That's all I asked. And you fucking lost. You and your fucking fantastic form and your fucking fantastic finishers. Fuck you.

Right, got to get something at Chelsea tomorrow.

well fuck me

motherfucker.

ever seen a better hat trick goal?

3 amazing strikes.

So sad right now.

nice to see suarez being more technically perfect than usual

wigan had blackburn and wolves after this week anyway so i'd marked them down as out of the mix already tbh. still annoyed by their shitty existence of course

result is p good in a way cos we needed spurs perked up for blackburn/bolton/villa. dare i say it but rangers' fate is in their slippery hands