t/s: twittering being fired vs. facebook statusing divorce
:( :(
― nightmare sussudio (tehresa), Thursday, 18 September 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
P**** sounds kind of gross
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
But I say that about all men who claim to be "affectionate" so nevermind
― Bright Future (sunny successor), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
oh lol hes talking about himself i thought he was getting rid of his wifes dog
― gr8080 (max), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:43 (fifteen years ago) link
[trolling deleted]
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 22 September 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link
F***** N****** is waiting for pizza to arrive. 48 minutes agoK*** B** P*** is easily convinced into pizza. 24 minutes ago
― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 09:40 (fifteen years ago) link
G**** H**** is gettin ready to go to a wedding... 3:29pmG**** H**** is in shock and utter despair... 10:09pm
― You are wrong (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:24 (fifteen years ago) link
:\
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
what happen
― Mohammed Butt (max), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
You should email him one of those articles by confused older gentleman who worry that children reveal too much about themselves in cyberspace.
― caek, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link
No! Really?!
― Michael White, Friday, 26 September 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I just deleted a "friend" who was "updating" on the stock market all day long.
― sexyDancer, Monday, 29 September 2008 22:13 (fifteen years ago) link
i deleted a "friend" (who added me for some reason even though i never talk to him in school) because he posted a lot of notes about how inspiring sarah palin is. it felt really good for a solid 3 seconds.
― lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Z*** L* thinks that person who did that in front of his car needs to seriously grow up!
― vast variety of steens where we get our HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 October 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link
XXXX has a nanny.7 hours ago - 3 Comments
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Thursday, 2 October 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link
In the past day you were compared 4 times. Your friends didn't think that you are a winner comparing to their other friends.3:51pm
― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha oh god. the cruelty of facebook
― DC Purrman (sunny successor), Thursday, 23 October 2008 15:23 (fifteen years ago) link
0wen Robins0n is wondering if he has inadvertently joined a gay-friendly gym again.
― coznebb (cozwn), Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:36 (fifteen years ago) link
_________ just had his ASS kicked by Aphex Twin's Come to Daddy. Where have you been all my life Aphex? YEH!!
― badg, Friday, 31 October 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― 8 HOOS Dog (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 31 October 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
A**** T****** is worried about the OH&S of anvils falling from the sky in Looney Tunes. John Snow & Ignasz Semmelweis would have a solution. Elmer Fudd is not in their league.
― UNEMPLOYED (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 November 2008 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link
J*** G*** joined the group BBW and the men who love them!
― ketchup dood (harbl), Tuesday, 18 November 2008 12:41 (fifteen years ago) link
I actually don't care if you've been able to survive Monday. No, I really don't. Really.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
So, I'll tell you what we're going to do: from now on, we're not going to make trite statements about the day of the week and your predictable feelings about it. Okay? Okay.
― I'm Richard (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 November 2008 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg263/trinidudes/statusupdate.jpg
― craig sager (eman), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
;_;
― Om mani padmetino (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
ok lol
― czn (cozwn), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
editing a facebook status to change an exclamation mark to a full stop c/d
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
there should be a one minute rule on that shit
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ooh
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Did "Nick" have to set his relationship status to "in a relationship" just so he could make a big show of switching back to "single"?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link
haha i was wondering the same thing
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link
only explanation
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
K***** is in Hungerford for 2 weeks!!!!!!!K***** is master of the Wii Fit and Guitar Hero when not doing her pre-course reading!!!!!!!K***** is really happy-Day 1 of 3 complete-definitely made the right career choice!!!!!!K***** is finished Day 2-even more sure than yesterday that its the right way to go!!!!!!!!K***** is finished the MNT course, passed Paediatric First Aid with flying colours and just has the written work to do now!!!!!!!K***** is hunting for job possibilities and doing her coursework!!!!!!!K***** is doing really well with her coursework despite some distraction this morning!!!!!!!K***** is not ready to work quite yet-time for a little game of Excite Truck!!!!!!K***** is going back to the coursework now!!!!!K***** is packing her things to head to Emma's later-kids to school first then lots of Wii time!!!!!!
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:48 (fifteen years ago) link
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
D**** W******* got a little teary when Carol Vorderman left Countdown.
(er, I hope it's tongue-in-cheek)
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 December 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link
COUNTDOWN??
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 December 2008 03:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, the British day-time Countdown with the letters and such.
Now that my FAMILY has found facebook I think it's time to abandon it forever.
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 December 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link
guys my mom is here from australia for xmas and we found out this morning that her sister died last night when i read my cousins facebook update. hello 2008.
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 December 2008 09:24 (fifteen years ago) link
WAHT
― From North to Ibiza (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 December 2008 11:15 (fifteen years ago) link
srsly
― RADNESS UNLIMITED! (sunny successor), Sunday, 14 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link
J** W********* is very, very, very, very, very, annoyed and angry. Grrr. J** W********* is wondering, do they realize I hold their future in my hands? Did they think of that at all?J** W********* asking, do appointments mean anything? Really?J** W********* is wondering what the purpose of planning is? Really?J** W********* is pissed - seeing red - - about to kill some people!!!!
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
catchy.
― do they realize I hold their future in my hands? Did they think (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
sOMEday, they're going to ask all of us if we ever saw any warning signs that it was going to happen, and we can tell the investigators that yes, yes, it was just as plain as day, why?
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Jon Williams to John show details 4:53 PM (1 minute ago)ReplyCan you at least make it clear that "J** W*********" isn't me?
― do they realize I hold their future in my hands? Did they think (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
For those unwilling to count asterisks, I would like to go on record as noting that is NOT Jon. It's some chick I went to college with named Jen.
― do they realize I hold their future in my hands? Did they think (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link
some friends of mine started a page for their 3-month-old kid. ugh.
so I get in my feed "Jane Smith and John Doe are now friends with Millie Smith-Doe"
wtf
― dmr, Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha, so wrong of me to make assumptions. this is why they have dna testing now.
xp
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 16 December 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link
Gone nuts. Removing anyone in my facebook list who (a) I barely/don't know and (b) fills my status updates page with boring shit every 10 minutes.
― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Including that
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mentioned upthread.
― nabisco inferno (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 22 December 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link