Tucker Carlson is a dream boat (UPDATE: Tucker Carlson is an irredeemable asshole)

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lol yeah I remember the huge piece Berman wrote about that.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Also, Tucker Carlson is one of those people who is just so intrinsically horrible and bad for America that I would happily shove him, screaming, into a blazing furnace.

i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Friday, 27 April 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

downtown California, exposed!

Check out part of my interview with Fabio! pic.twitter.com/vDbnswrV0t

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) March 30, 2018

motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:15 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

i love the tone of tucker's voice. he sounds like he's trying to believe in real time what he's thinking / saying. you've got this, tuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAwvMI9JF20

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

I have a hard time caring about corporate advertisers boycotting Tucker Carlson when they've been boycotting progressive programming since the invention of commercial broadcasting. They've always had "the power to decide what ideas should be discussed." https://t.co/WffLZm4DGO pic.twitter.com/6Einu4Je3Q

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) December 20, 2018

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

this thread title looool

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

There was a time when I would've fucked him -- without the bowtie, of course.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

he is white and has a penis.
― anthony, Monday, July 8, 2002 5:00 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

I'm....not sure about the latter?

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

Cloaca surely

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 20 December 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

very surprising to learn that he’s the sort of guy who knows the age of consent in every state.

https://www.mediamatters.org/research/2019/03/10/unearthed-audio-tucker-carlson-makes-numerous-misogynistic-and-perverted-comments/223092

JoeStork, Monday, 11 March 2019 05:11 (five years ago) link

Jesus h Christ

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link

"Media Matters caught me saying something naughty on a radio show more than a decade ago," he said. "Rather than express the usual ritual contrition, how about this: I’m on television every weeknight live for an hour. If you want to know what I think, you can watch. Anyone who disagrees with my views is welcome to come on and explain why."

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

'something naughty'

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

i feel like the scales of cosmic justice would go some way to achieving balance if bubba the love sponge played a role in bringing down both gawker media and tucker carlson but i'm not holding my breath tbh

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

there are several points in those quotes where bubba is acting as the voice of reason to what tucker is saying, which is pretty incredible

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 March 2019 15:49 (five years ago) link

see they never apologize, not sure why the left is so eager to apologize for even the most minor non-infraction when that high road thing just doesn't make a difference.

omar little, Monday, 11 March 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

was carlson using basic before kreayshawn ?!

PaulDananVEVO (||||||||), Monday, 11 March 2019 18:19 (five years ago) link

1. I don't like it when people say shocking things to shock jocks.

2. I like it less when we data-mine a person's past to blast them out of the marketplace of ideas. Were people actually outraged by Tucker's comments? Or vengefully gleeful to find them? https://t.co/p1ZxVoQ1VB

— David French (@DavidAFrench) March 11, 2019

Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

¿¿¿¿PORQUE NO LOS DOS, CABRON????

you know who deserves sitewide mod privileges? (m bison), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:24 (five years ago) link

anyone using the phrase ‘marketplace of ideas’ with a straight face should be dropped down a lift-shaft

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 18:36 (five years ago) link

fox news, the marketplace of ideas

mh, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

i've never wanted to punch a haircut until Tucker came along

anyway, looks like he's going on "vacation"

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link

he'll be an NFL commentator soon

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 01:39 (five years ago) link

doubt that

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 01:53 (five years ago) link

see they never apologize, not sure why the left is so eager to apologize for even the most minor non-infraction when that high road thing just doesn't make a difference.

― omar little,

I don't understand why he would apologize over this or why anyone would expect him to. Who exactly would he be apologizing to? His viewers? His viewers agree with him

anvil, Thursday, 14 March 2019 04:35 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I can't find it now but will look again later, but I saw a clip on youtube arguing that Leftist guests going on Tucker's show to use his platform are themselves being used by Tucker as a gateway to reach younger viewers. Tucker's no dummy, will give him that, and he knows his 'economic populist' argument can hit a chord outside his target audience. I'm on the fence about this, the almost fawning reception he gets from the likes of Jimmy Dore (and Glenn Greenwald) is dispiriting. Kulinski will be critical of Tucker on his show, but did give me pause for thought still - if you use a master propagandists platform, is there a price to pay (Tucker obviously thinks so, he never battles or interrupts his leftists guests, they have all the time in the world)

Ultimately, I think the value of going on outweights the price, but Tucker is an insidious operator, hmm

anvil, Sunday, 14 April 2019 10:28 (five years ago) link

Don't go on the white nationalist happy hour show. This is not difficult.

Frederik B, Sunday, 14 April 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link

I've not actually been asked yet but I'll bear that in mind for sure!

anvil, Sunday, 14 April 2019 11:04 (five years ago) link

Bret Baier just polled the Bernie Town Hall audience who would be willing to switch to #MedicareForAll. It backfired spectacularly. pic.twitter.com/dQJ9gfQ137

— jordan (@JordanUhl) April 15, 2019

Thankfully Bernie didn't get the dont go on fox memo

anvil, Tuesday, 16 April 2019 05:52 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Thread: obviously the NYT is not in the habit of doxxing the subject of its stories. So what’s going on here? Tucker was signaling to his followers to harass NYT reporters who are covering him, and any others reporters who might be thinking of doing so. https://t.co/vc4bUDJnf1

— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) July 21, 2020

carlson told his viewers that an upcoming NYT story was going to reveal his address (which NYT denies - have they ever doxxed someone?), then his followers found the addresses of the reporter and photographer and doxxed him instead, while the right (including ken fucking cuccinelli) started blurring the the lines between fact, fiction, future, and present, vaguely telling their own followers that the NYT had plans to dox Carlson, or even that they had already done so.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

please change name of thread to fuck fucker carlson

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

I think the NYT story is about sexual harrassment claims. I wonder why Tucker might want to talk about who's doxxing whom instead

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

those protestors who got so much shit for bothering this nazi pervert at his house a while back deserve apologies from many people

please change name of thread to fuck fucker carlson

― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, July 21, 2020 11:13 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

I think the NYT story is about sexual harassment claims.

that is also a story (and includes other Fox assholes), but supposedly NYT were/are preparing to run a separate piece on fucker this week

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

Fox News host Tucker Carlson is fashioning something of a professional defense: Sure, he lies, but not the way those guys at CNN lie.

In a 2018 podcast appearance, he ripped into CNN “Reliable Sources" host Brian Stelter. “He’s just such a pompous little guy. … I mean, he’s one of the falsest people I’ve ever seen on television. … He’s just so, like, self-righteous … but also lying at the same time. Like, I lie ’cause everyone does. But one thing I would never do, have never done in my whole life, is lie self-righteously,” said Carlson in a chat with Jamie Weinstein. Moments later, he reversed: “I don’t lie.”

Three years on, Carlson’s not even trying to correct the record. In a new interview on “The Rubin Report,” he fielded a question about CNN anchors who “just lie again and again.” Carlson came up with a memorable response: “Well, it’s — I guess, I would ask myself, like, I mean, I lie if I’m cornered or something. I lie. I really try not to. I try never to lie on TV. I just don’t — I don’t like lying. I certainly do it, you know, out of weakness or whatever, but to systematically lie like that, without asking yourself, why am I doing this?” (See video at 36:00.)

The highly rated Fox News host argued that CNNers lie to prop up the powerful people in American life. “You’re lying to defend Jeff Bezos? You’re treating Bill Gates like some sort of moral leader?”

The admission was bizarre in light of the context: Host Dave Rubin didn’t ask Carlson whether he lies, but Carlson came out with his confession nonetheless. Maybe he feels bad about it all?

Nor did Rubin follow up on Carlson’s newsworthy admission. The opportunity for just such a cross-examination may well arise in the future, however. The next time that Carlson decides to smear someone on air, that someone’s libel attorney will surely point out in a complaint that Carlson has freely admitted to lying. Fox News defended a previous suit stemming from Carlson’s show by arguing that he engages in “non-literal commentary.”

evening fascism

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

So let’s check in

Tucker doesn't know why 45 year old white ladies want to kill him when he's "never been yelled at by a Guatemalan housekeeper."

Thinks it must be because they have "weak husbands" which makes "angry women”

So close to getting it! pic.twitter.com/EF5CXm55ke

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) May 1, 2023

Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 May 2023 20:40 (eleven months ago) link

Wait, he can't go to the Snake River Grill in Jackson Hole anymore because angry white women? that's just not right

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 May 2023 20:59 (eleven months ago) link

can you FP a 20 year old post?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 May 2023 21:01 (eleven months ago) link

He's still no Halle Berry.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 1 May 2023 21:22 (eleven months ago) link

More like Heil-y Berry amirite?

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 13:30 (eleven months ago) link

Hail ye Taxi

Mark G, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 09:35 (eleven months ago) link

A text message sent by Tucker Carlson that set off a panic at the highest levels of Fox on the eve of its billion-dollar defamation trial showed its most popular host sharing his private, inflammatory views about violence and race.

The discovery of the message contributed to a chain of events that ultimately led to Mr. Carlson’s firing.

In the message, sent to one of his producers in the hours after violent Trump supporters stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, Mr. Carlson described how he had recently watched a video of a group of men — Trump supporters, he said — violently attacking “an Antifa kid.”

It was “three against one, at least,” he wrote.

And then he expressed a sense of dismay that the attackers, like him, were white.

“Jumping a guy like that is dishonorable obviously,” he wrote.

“It’s not how white men fight,” he said. But he said he found himself for a moment wanting the group to kill the person he had described as the Antifa kid.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/02/business/media/tucker-carlson-text-message-white-men.html

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 09:54 (eleven months ago) link

Did they not realize he was racist until now?

adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 11:09 (eleven months ago) link

they realized he was a liability.

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 12:53 (eleven months ago) link

This asshole has been failing up and down for decades. He's like a big turd that just can't be flushed.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 12:57 (eleven months ago) link

White turds don't flush like that.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 13:47 (eleven months ago) link

Josh only shits on rollercoasters

Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 14:27 (eleven months ago) link

loop de poop

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 14:29 (eleven months ago) link


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