SO U MOVING TO HSTNGS! PACK A AMPULE OF ANTIVENOM AND A FACK FULL OF EMINEM

woah

when is that going to be drinkable *furiously examines calendar*

also you should talk to my dad, he's been toying with the idea of doing a beer in addition to his wine adventures

the prob with the crazy ipa is that it takes forever to be ready - iirc its 2 weeks in the primary fermenter, 4-6 weeks in the secondary, and then 6 weeks of bottle conditioning? and those are minimums. i mean theres stuff that takes a year so i shouldnt complain but i want to drink it now

i forgot about the wine thing, how is that going?

He's doing a red wine right now; I can't remember if the grapes were pinot noir- or malbec-related. He's been geeking out over the fermentation process and every time we see him he brings samplers from his various batches for us to taste. I think the end result is going to be a pretty robust red wine reminiscent of a strong pinot noir, verging on cabernet.

thats awesome! is he growing the grapes or?

wine making seems way more visionary and long-term than brewing

He's got 200+ vines growing next to our house surrounded by an electric fence to discourage deer. I recommend calling him up and asking if you can swing by to check it out because it's kind of crazy amazeballs.

yeah growing grapes for wine is pretty next level. i have considered planting my own hops but A) i am a crap gardener and hate gardening b) my neighbors are stupid and old and would prob just assume i was growing dope in my backyard

Next time I visit them you need to swing by, it's super worth seeing

http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/296504_10101263353705980_1532196224_n.jpg

this is fairly typical brew day activity

I look forward to driving jjj around the perimeter of the electric fence while DJP's dad shoots at us.

That reminds me, r08 gr0th facebook messaged me w/questions abt starting a home brew kit, and I meant to direct him to you, jjj, & m1ke. need to message him tonight

hahaha that photo fills me with joy

it really is the best

there is something v v hstngs abt a picture that combines drunk, guns, and unsafe biking all in one.

these are also all things that have contributed to many of my best times on this planet so i am the product of my environment i guess

real talk

it's a bb gun btw in case anyone is getting the vapors

disappointed

is it just me or is there something uniquely HSTNGS about it being a BB gun

haha, yes

brew day is in HDSN but we're in the same idiot rural ecosystem so i think it scans

my fiance bought me a bbgun & now we keep our bbguns in the trunk for impromptu good times. she is from mass, by way of bama, where she first learned to shoot shotgun and .22 after burying a pig and some coals in the ground.

so good company is what i'm saying

OMG I WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU ALLLLLLLLL AND DRINK A LOT RIGHT NOW!!!

As soon as my orientation ends, everyone plz come home so we can start destroying my liver. I am way behind you all and must. catch. up.

yay!

ow

if I have to go see a doctor for a minor injury, is there a non-embarrassing way to describe what happened to me that conveys "I accidentally punched a urinal"?

just own it. act like it isn't a thing. be all like maybe I'll punch your urinal on the way out. this is me.

"How soon can I get back to pounding porcelain, Doctor?"

go to a doctor that smokes a pipe. this is probably the type that can handle this situation with discetion.

hahaha have you ever googled "askew"

Thing to remember: doctors have heard crazier/weirder stuff than you can dream of. (I feel like gbx can probably also speak to this? - and wish for time off and a way to get you here so we could have a random story telling session with you all and him to persuade you. But trust me on this.)

see that just makes me want to do weird injurious stuff to myself so that I'm not forgettable

"he was too embarrassed to come in with just a bruised knuckle, so he jumped out of 21st story window while shoving a stapler up his butt"

^^^ w/e man if i had a dollar

^^^SRSLY^^^

Even just the crazy stuff people say... deX plz come home, stat. This must be discussed.

Even just the weird stuff people email me to ask about can be sooooo wtf.

Rule of thumb: if you are bleeding from somewhere and you don't know why, yes you should go to the doctor/urgent care/emergency department.

what if it's just my eyes? that could be a religeous thing

have you tried removing the pencils

Out, vile jelly grips

See, THIS is why I told MC not to leave you alone with sharp objects!!!

so I realize I'm just a big sulky goth but I think "Night Shift" by Siouxsie and the Banshees may be my favorite rock song of all time

^like </facebook>

*thankful for Spotify so I could listen and enjoy* - definitely awesome! :)

That whole album is amazing, Sara; you would LOVE it.

Oh hey, I'm off work for the next two weeks ^_^

In that case, deX, will expect you to arrive by noon tomorrow.

PS the album is "Juju," right?

YES IT IS AWESOME

and noon tomorrow I should be coming back from buying shoes to walk around Thailand/Taipei/Japan in

When does your trip start and end, and wouldn't it be nice to visit Minnesota before you go to Boston again?

Trip starts tomorrow, ends on the 18th, and it would be super awesome to spend time in MN if we weren't battling jetlag at the same time

That is where your new relationship with my Keurig machine starts.

talking to dan on the phone for hours is great i recommend it to anyone. call now, i am sure he has nothing better to do