Did/do people have sex in the library at your school?

FUCK FEST
STAY OUT

I worked in a lib once and one of the parts of the job was to shame dudes beating off into leaving

^ I now realize i incorrectly voted no/did not know of others. One such dude was doing just that, undetected by anyone until the girl seated next to him noticed her clothes had some wet spots. A notice of the police report is still archived in the daily campus bulletin in the school newspaper.

yeah I used to work a library and there was this one senior citizen in the stacks who was there every day, using the sole computer on the floor that's meant to be used by people who want to briefly look up call numbers. he would be there for hours at a time, and he would sit there very still, only his mousing arm moving, everything else completely static. I think I might have caught what was on his screen once, before he clicked away - thing was, I don't think it was even nude porn, they were clothed.

one of the guys I worked with would be on the computers often too, he was this gentle giant who always dressed in flannel and sweatpants. I would catch him looking up star trek memoribilia on those computers.

as a voyeur I would like to complain that not nearly enough people have sex in the library or in other places where I can see or hear them

has anybody had sex in the champagne room?

your library has a champagne room?

http://willmanley.com/2010/04/11/will-unwound-78-the-1992-librarians-and-sex-survey-results-by-will-manley/

we got bottle service in the periodicals and glass tables in reference, what kinda ghetto library you work at anyway

this thread reminds me that i worked in the chemistry library for about 9 months at cal, don't recall if i fooled around in there although i def fooled around in other ways because many days i was the only person working or closing

I work at a school and a rather private room of the school library is separated from my desk by nothing more than a row of bookshelves. In the 5+ years I have been working in this office, never have I heard anyone having sex. Nothing. I have, however, heard marital spats, an unknown Russian with a laptop talking on a gigantic cellphone, and lots of kids crying.

I have heard that people have done it in the bathrooms though, fwiw.

(apocryphal story that took place long before I worked there, btw)

where's the option for "I have had not had sex in a school library, but I know people who have had sex up against a pillar attached to the campus church"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LrlFDhVn_PY#t=48s

Is that the British Bob Saget?

I work in a library.
I ticked the first option.

xp it's David Baddiel around 1991.

no "masturbated in the library" option, no credibility

*crickets*

i kind of hope to do this before i graduate

No, not least because my university library had about as much privacy as a panopticon prison.

Staff apparently have sex in the basement of the British Library a lot, though.

They take it out, and 2 weeks later bring it back.

one of the parts of the job was to shame dudes beating off into leaving

vs. shaming dudes leaving the library into beating off

"Oi, you! Beat it!"

vs shaming reading books into leaving the sexbrary

vs shaming dudes reading books into leaving the sexbrary

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Love in an honors carrel,
Livin' it up while I'm goin' down

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Right, so 2 have had, presumably with each other.

9 people know who they are...

and 5 people.. um..

i can't look at the wheelchair lift in the same way ever again

my univ library was famous for it

(I didn't. Not the library.)