rolling "Is This Racist?" thread

ok grabbing a mic from somebody is not assault

yeah it's theft

no it's adultery

This dude is guilty of second-degree lamping

ahaha

loool

at some point they will be able to add a Flag Post option to reality so we won't need to arrest people over things like this

Is it just me or was there a laser pointer dot on the police guy's shirt for a second after they flipped the camera to him at the end of him speaking? Lots of shenanigans going down.

oh my god that poor journalist how long was she in hospital for getting treated for the assault?

second-degree lamping is all-time

you know what would have been perfect, is if in the followup report dude had burst back in, snatched the mic and shouted "I'M STILL THAT N_____, AAAAAAAAAAAH"

dying

The third report about that report would have been well worth watching.

The slow mo like america's most wanted is what really does it for me.

you know what would have been perfect, is if in the followup report dude had burst back in, snatched the mic and shouted "I'M STILL THAT N_____, AAAAAAAAAAAH"

except he couldn't because she had him arrested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBfvjsSjag

note the name of the store that had crime in it

how can that be?

If this were a poll, I don't know which I'd vote for: "I'm THAT N_, AAAAAHHHHH!" or Gay Dolphin.

I know it's 2012, but I want to see the Keyboard Cat version of this report.

except he couldn't because she had him arrested

he's out on bail, as was painstakingly detailed in the "now I am a victim of a crime" portion of the report

http://www.gaydolphin.com/

this store is a Thing, apparently!

Dangit, Cape Fear was in North Carolina. Would've liked to see dude doing push-ups in his cell, looking at a picture of her with I'M THE NIGGHAAUUURREEEEEYAAAAAA scrawled across her face.

Justin and Eloise also operated three of Myrtle Beach’s original guest houses: The Tuck-Em Inn, The Coast Inn and The Just Inn

one time my friends and I shot a TV news van with squirt guns and the cops showed up at my house not long afterwards...

Anyone know who the drummer for Gay Dolphin was?

Asking for a friend btw.

if dude had shown up for the follow-up report it'd be chappelle sketch as real life event

http://i.imgur.com/8OGPj.jpg

jeezus

uh

yeah that's racist

Cross reference w/ This is Sexist thread. So gross.

finally, Urb magazine gave up on trying to hide their real interest in live event coverage

awful, simply awful...

she looks good for having had a kid - wonder where bronfmann is though

she looks good for having had a kid

this is kind of a disgusting way to talk imo

pretty sure that's a joke

xp you're missing the concernbait forest for the trees

pretty sure that's a joke

lol this explanation's always good - what's the joke, at whose expense?

it's a "lol, they all look the same to meeeee" joke

always good for a larf

she looks a bit like MIA was the thrust of the post I believe

i'm just happy to be living in the post-racial age

well you've not been banned yet so

i joke

The late great has donned, like the late great actors that he is no doubt named after, the artifice of someone who thinks all multi-ethnic women look like MIA, and also that it would be appropriate to comment on her post-baby body. The joke is in a sense on all of us, mistaking the gleam in his eye, but he has an artist's generous soul, and is will to encompass us all under his forgiving wings, to take the joke finally onto himself. The make-up is sublime, the seams near-invisible, etc etc.

yes i think that's the joke: "that person looks like mia"

what a delightfully-formed "joke"!

FYI: This is what MIA looks like:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/MIA_front_face.jpg/220px-MIA_front_face.jpg

Bearing in mind WHAT FUCKING THREAD YOU'RE ON, do you want to run that one by me again?

I'm losing track now, who is genuinely angry and who is kidding

i'm kidding

i think

I think it was more a Urb magazine joke than a "looks like MIA joke"

why because they probably ran one zillion pictures of MIA