The immediate assumption is that this is some type of sonic endurance test, and that no person could possibly enjoy the experience of seeing the most hated (yet popular) rock band of 2001 followed by the most popular (yet hated) rock band of 2012. But this is what I wanted to do: I wanted to see Creed at New York's intimate Beacon Theatre (performing their 1997 album My Own Prison in its entirety), followed by Nickelback in front of 18,000 people at Madison Square Garden.
Srs question: Nickelback is the most popular rock band of 2012?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
They're still up there, but they peaked in 2006-2007.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
they're up there but Coldplay outsells them handily
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
but do coldplay really ROCK. [future klosterman thinkpiece]
― tylerw, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
is there a reason Klosterman picked 2001 for Creed instead of 1999 or 2000, when they were even more popular? and forgive my memory, was any rock group MORE popular than Creed then? Linkin Park's the only competitor that comes to mind.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
sigh, My Own Prison Creed seemed so innocent, just a bunch of monotheistic Pearl Jam fans with a dream
― da croupier, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
christ Chuck would it kill you to have an opinion on something once in a while? "Why do people hate Creed and Nickelback so much?" Is the answer really that complex that you need to write a zillion fucking words on it?
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:47 (twelve years ago) link
this guy sucks
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
it's kinda weird that he wrote this piece in 2012 and not only didn't acknowledge that nickelback + creed are probably no longer on the radar of most grantland readers (i assume?) but pretend like they're still these wildly popular, zeitgesty bands. i haven't even heard someone say that they've hated either of them in years. maybe i'm just out of touch.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
well he still writes mega pieces on van halen, so
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
Hey Mordy, tell us what Grantland readers listen to
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link
idk, i assume whatever bill simmons is digging?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/48235/what’d-we-miss-at-coachella’s-second-weekend ?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
Can't believe this fucking idiot thinks that a band that plays Madison Square Garden is still wildly popular
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/47814/the-top-10-songs-in-…-america
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:58 (twelve years ago) link
whiney i don't have the strength to argue w u about this. u are right about whatever it is u are saying.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaha
― Lamp, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
Klosterman really could have written "the experience of seeing the most popular (yet hated) rock band of 2001 followed by the most hated (yet popular) rock band of 2012" and been just as arguably correct. you know nathan rabin would have explained the distinction if HE made it.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
I don't understand it either. It's like writing about how people hate Hootie & the Blowfish in 2000. As far as I know, the last viable year of feverish Nickelback hating was 2008. Even the haters are more like "well, they suck, but they know how to write a hit"
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
I think I 'hate' nickelback but I also have no idea what they sound like or what their hits were
― iatee, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sure you've heard them before. Their hits are ubiquitious if not very distinctive. If it helps I've always found them more tolerable than Creed
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
As far as I know, the last viable year of feverish Nickelback hating was 2008
that's a long time to save receipts
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
never forget: http://idolator.com/366019/nickelbacks-chad-kroeger-gives-us-one-more-reason-to-be-jealous
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
so proud
― Mordy, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
Always he reminds us of who he really is.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:47 (twelve years ago) link
shocked idolator still has all that shit archived
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
it really goes well with the new WE LOVE EVERYTHING CUZ WE'RE A CONTENT FARM logo
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
As far as I know, the last viable year of feverish Nickelback hating was 2008.
nah, after that petition over some halftime show last year you can still make the argument they're the most hated band of the moment. surprised chuck never acknowledges that or that creed was sued for sucking in concert.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 24 April 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
i haven't read the klosterman thing yet, but i enjoyed the GQ creed/nickleback thing. GQ dude is young too! and funny.
http://www.gq.com/entertainment/music/201204/nickelback-creed-nyc-concert-beacon-theatre-msg-review
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:56 (twelve years ago) link
kinda crazy that both articles came out the same day.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
― da croupier, Tuesday, April 24, 2012 6:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's a shame because they're so good on record
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
okay, read the klosterman thing. i liked that too. i like how he found some of the most eloquent Creed fans on earth to quote. or maybe most Creed fans are really eloquent!
and this is funny on Nickleback:
"The group's weakness is their obsession with transposable power ballads, most of which sound like what would happen if Bob Rock helped Coldplay write a really loud song for Garth Brooks (which would undoubtedly be the most popular song in the history of mankind, were it to literally exist)."
― scott seward, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
I never liked "it's as if Band X produced Band Y doing a song in the style of Band Z" style prose, mostly because of people like Klostermann
For the record I still think Nickelback are the most hated band around right now, but the hate has been dying down steadily for quite a few years. The era of whatever that album was with the car on the cover (All the Right Reasons?) is over. We'll always have "It's up to you, do you want to hear some rock n roll or do you want to go home?............alright, see ya"
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah well you have proven time and time again that you have no idea about anything
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
--The recent facebook page "Can a pickle get more fans than Nickelback--The recent petition to keep them from playing the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving Day Game--The recent Rolling Stone interview with dude from the Black Keys going in on Nickleback
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link
fuck off Whiney, how many ubiquitous Nickelback hits can you name that were released in the last 7 years
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ rejected lyrics from Pink Floyd's "Not Now John"
― i love the large auns pictures! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
The Gauntlet of Suck is a funny article name
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
whiney has clearly demonstrated that he's followed the nickelback beat more diligently than anyone else on this thread so i think we should just defer to his nickelbacxpertise.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
all he needs to do now is demonstrate the ability to read an entire sentence without trying to interject his own thoughts
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link
there was a nickelback single about three years ago that was 'raunchy' and in it the nickelbro sang about wanting to get his dick sucked or something. just thinking about it makes me angry. its not at all comparable to hootie in 2000, since the hootster didnt have nearly the longevity of these fuck-n-sucks
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
i think you're trying to draw too many parallels here. if we had Facebook in the era of Hootie I'd think it would be quite similar.
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:35 (twelve years ago) link
it was your parallel fuckhole!!
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link
I hear that takes a special kind of operation.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
COUGHhttp://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2011/11/nickelback_detroit_lions_halftime_show_petition.php
hi everybody
i thought that piece was terrible, although in keeping with c-klo's recent Unfrozen Caveman Music Writer schtick
― maura, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
i do wonder what scott stapp's 'weird 40-year-old existence' will be like though
yes, I did compare Hootie in 2000 to Nickelback in 2012, fully aware that Nickelback's record sales haven't tapered off as badly. what's your point? that not every part of the analogy works?
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
i think he's just yelling at u
― Mordy, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
no part of it works
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
what's the part of it that works