the Kommisariat's Kontinuing Kronicles: more right-wingery in the USA, 2k11-12

Egypt is also called by the name Mistrayim which translates to Mizraim, or Ham’s son. Mizraim is the grandson of Noah from the Bible and is believed to be the founder of the land of Egypt. (Genesis 10:6,13 ) After living in Babel, Mizraim took his family to live in the land of Egypt. He brought with him his 8 children, 4 of which were girls and 4 of which were boys. By calculating the marriages of his children, and the amount of children an average couple would have during that time, it can be estimated that over the course of 30 years each couple would have around 8 children each. This approximation would lead to around 30,000 descendants of Mizraim over the course of 150 years which would be around the time the first pyramid was constructed.

lotsa bonin' on the nile

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and then Mizraim surveyed the vast expanse and 69'd his wife until they both were about to explode, and then God commanded MIzraim to dangle her off of the cliff upside-down and bone her like that as well, and so he did.

Exodus 14:5-6

Man that shit makes the Song of Solomon look like bad softcore.

Dinosaur Times' obits are pretty good reads, actually

http://prospect.org/article/mad-money

In January 2011, the advocacy group Utah Sound Money released a 30-second ad designed to stir up support for a new bill in the state legislature. “The almighty dollar’s not looking so almighty these days,” the announcer intones as storm clouds fill the screen. “The feds have us tap-dancing at the edge of financial ruin.” A small map of the U.S. totters along a rising red graph of debt. Suddenly, blue skies open as a giant gold coin floats down, using the Constitution as a parachute. “Restoring an inflation-proof, sound-money option offers a time-tested option,” the announcer concludes over the laughter of children at play. Viewers are then urged to support the Utah Sound Money Act.

Sponsored by Representative Brad Galvez, a Republican, the bill would make gold and silver coins from the U.S. Mint legal tender in the state. Although no businesses or individuals are compelled to use them, Galvez’s bill requires the state to accept the coins for tax payments or any government fees. Galvez says he was motivated by a fear that the nation’s mounting debt could lead to a loss of faith in the dollar, resulting in hyperinflation and possibly a currency collapse. He wanted to protect Utah, he says, from this calamity by creating an alternative to “fiat” currency, under which the dollar is backed by the “faith and credit” of the U.S.—not, as it once was, by gold reserves.

The Utah measure might sound like one of the many thousands of fringe bills that get filed in state legislatures and then are never heard of again—except occasionally as a punch line on late-night TV. But Galvez’s bill became law last year. Now he’s working on new proposals to make silver and gold easier to use. While Utah is the first state to pass such a law, others are trying. In the 2011–2012 legislative cycle, bills were introduced in 17 states to either recognize gold and silver coins or study the options for alternative currencies.

Goldbuggery makes me want to go on a shooting spree.

huh, for whatever reason I thought it was illegal to introduce other forms of currency

"gold and silver coins from the U.S. Mint" <-- key phrase

It's so frustratingly unevolved

http://dontvoteobama.net/

Barack Obama - Either Doing His Best In One of The Most Difficult Times In American History, Or Hitler

Barack Obama, the first black president, proved to millions this year that he is either trying his best to lead the nation during the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, or he is the modern-day incarnation of Adolph Hitler pushing his Socialistic agenda. One of the two.

In 2010, Barack Obama made a number of political compromises while still trying to pursue many of the reforms laid out during his 2008 campaign. Also, he was a totalitarian monster comparable to the perpetrator of one of the worst genocides in history.

Barack is either a president who passed a comprehensive health care measure despite staunch opposition from powerful private interests, or a radical-Islamist sympathizer bent on systematically dismantling American democracy and eradicating all human liberty. (he successfully socialized healthcare against the will of the people)

Barack either assisted all Americans by lowering taxes while failing to communicate that effectively, or he is pure evil destroying our government from the inside out with insurmountable debt.
Barack Obama, IS TWO of the most important people of 2010: the one who was elected to be president of the United States and execute laws to the best of his ability, and the one who murders senior citizens (government healthcare) murders babies (abortion) and hates all white people (his own book). Only history will say which he is for sure.

Haaa

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/05/strange_anomalies_in_the_famous_situation_room_photo.html

Compare the size of surrounding heads in the "Situation Room" photo to the size of Obama's head. Even if you use a perspective argument -- in which objects appear smaller at a greater distance -- then why are the faces behind Obama still larger? Marshall Webb's head is larger as well, and keep in mind that Marshall is sitting next to Obama (on the same plane).

Mara Zebest is a graphic artist and co-author for a number of Adobe product books, including the Inside Photoshop series, which typically exceeded 1,000 pages and has been published in at least ten different languages around the world. She is also tech editor for numerous books for both Adobe and Microsoft products and has worked closely with the Cold Case Posse (CCP) for the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office (MCSO) in providing evidence on Obama's forged birth certificate.

she can literally tell from some of the pixels

She's Zebest

i think the real mystery here is why some old white men's craniums expand until death

my favorite is still the discovery of the layers in the long-form birth certificate image

Mara Zebest is a graphic artist and co-author for a number of Adobe product books, including the Inside Photoshop series, which typically exceeded 1,000 pages

because of course the amount of pages is what defines a book's value

http://www.redstate.com/moe_lane/2012/05/10/barack-obamas-bullying-of-coretta-prayfcoretta/

Oh, I’m sorry: was that unfair? Let me keep repeating this: the Left will not win a “Whose candidate is weirder?” contest.

so pathetic

this is just sad. it's RS though, so give them their pills and change their diapers and look away

tbf I think the romney bullying story is noise

it's RS though, so give them their pills and change their diapers and look away

read this as rolling stone and it parsed just fine

the romney bullying story is noise and weirdly specious-seeming but lol good riddance i hope people continue to assassinate his character all over the place, plus it gave us the immortal line "he can't look like that!"

you can hear that poster flexing his arm, cracking his knuckles, and raising his eyebrow through that line

http://accstudios.com/i/lfa_1_page12.jpg

"We are not afraid to tell the world the truth about Cora."

You guys have to remember here that Moe Lane is mentally retarded.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/17/The-Vetting-Barack-Obama-Literary-Agent-1991-Born-in-Kenya-Raised-Indonesia-Hawaii

http://i.imgur.com/IkOw0.png

The errant Obama biography in the Acton & Dystel booklet does not contradict the authenticity of Obama's birth certificate. Moreover, several contemporaneous accounts of Obama’s background describe Obama as having been born in Hawaii.

The biography does, however, fit a pattern in which Obama--or the people representing and supporting him--manipulate his public persona.

I actively pray for birthers to do a Heaven's Gate scenario they annoy me so fuckin bad gaaah

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/05/18/did-elizabeth-warren-plagiarize-pow-wow-chow-recipes

I bet The Onion were surprised they were in the will.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/in-conservative-media-a-race-war-rages

this just in: racists hate being called racist

ugh Ward Connerly. was so pissed when he got appointed to the UC Regents

well written summary!

"To the press, the only hate crimes are straight white men somehow committing acts of violence against people who are not straight white men."

It's the somehow that gets me.

"I think it's only recently that there have been outspoken voices, particularly on blogs, saying, 'Shut up Jesse Jackson, we're tired of you,'" she said.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

Dan Riehl, a conservative blogger who runs Riehl World View and contributes to Breitbart News, said that black-on-white violence isn't as predominant as other criminal-victim dynamics, but he still argued the news media have a special incentive to over-report stories of white criminals.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . .

These people really do live in fucking fantasyland. You simply cannot have a conversation with people starting from premises as fundamentally mistaken as these are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKnL4xGE

i have literally taken shits that were smarter than that woman. they were marginally less spiteful.

uh i don't even know what to link to, but there is some kind of bizarre legal blog war going on between a bunch of online liberals i've never heard of and conservatives. the key guy is "the speedway bomber" turned some kind of activist, Brett Kimberlin

http://www.ibtimes.com/articles/345561/20120525/brett-kimberlin-speedway-bomber-blogger-terrorist.htm

apparently it started with somebody faking a 911 call about a shooting and getting the SWAT team called to a conservative blogger's home

the whole thing is really fucked up.

yeah michelle malkin and "twitchy" have been going on about this on twitter for the last week or so

calling a swat team on someone is obviously fucked up but patterico's hed was like "I Could Have Been Killed for Blogging" which is just

yeah this is the victim of the attack (i think if you get the SWAT team involved it's not a "prank" anymore

http://patterico.com/

http://patterico.com/2012/05/25/convicted-bomber-brett-kimberlin-neal-rauhauser-ron-brynaert-and-their-campaign-of-political-terrorism/

what does it mean that i've never heard of any of these 'leftists' before? like not one time ever.

oh wait, that happened last year? then what's happening now? ok idg this at all

glenn beck seized on it for his radio show a couple weeks ago and malkin has been pushing it since then

count on the corner! this is a summary of what just happened i take it

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/301263/arrested-blogging-maryland-jonathan-h-adler

It's a bunch of loons in a trailer park scanning eachother's phone calls, poisoning eachother's dogs, and calling the police five times a day. Getting all Sam Spade on internet machines at the library to prove that the Masons are running the whole thing.

well it's a little more serious than that, one guy was just thrown in jail for a night

It just keeps getting weirder.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2012/05/25/opening_act_blog_about_brett_kimberlin_day.html

managed to convince a technologically illiterate judge that this was incitement...

Huh? I would imagine that whatever technological form is used to publish an incitement, it is still recognizable as incitement because of what it says. Now, if the judge had been just plain illiterate, maybe it would have some bearing.