zing

would like to see a zingo judo thread, where attempted zings are deflected back at the would-be zinger with much added zinginess

lol @ "Part 3 ..."

― Deverly (Bangelo), Monday, April 23, 2012 3:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ catch a wry zing star

Part 3!

I was gonna post that one but decided not to. I need to trust my zing-stincts

The World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta has Mexican Cokes for sale for like $2 per in the merch area.

― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Saturday, April 28, 2012 4:15 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what an entirely unremarkable fact

― thomp, Saturday, April 28, 2012 6:56 AM (9 hours ago)

:-)

my sympathy for people who repeatedly reference their "$200,000 education" is approximately nil

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:11 PM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

your hardman stance is a mighty steed and it will take you far in life.

― how did we get here how? (ytth), Saturday, May 5, 2012 3:13 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ fortune cookie fortunes of the post-ironic future

it's weird how little I care about this

― Roger Barfing (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is it? go on

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/gordonthomas/382oh_snap.jpg

re: Tom Gabel

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How nice that selling out enables her to afford such an elaborate operation.

― billstevejim, Wednesday, May 9, 2012 2:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you save up long enough, maybe you can get an operation that allows you to go fuck yourself

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 9, 2012 3:01 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

these are all terrible of late

to whom, st. peter?

imo hoos' zing would have been more elegant if he'd gone w/ "removing your head from your ass" or something else that necessitates surgery

backdoor brag?

backiotomy

welcome back sanskrit!

glad to have you back

WHAT sanskrit omg!

something else that necessitates surgery

that would make more sense. hi all, never left.

don't call it a comeback

"only posting on ILB" = leaving

fyi

contenderizer have you ever considered blogging

― ♆ (gr8080), Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's considered everything

― the late great, Sunday, May 13, 2012 9:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/EZYFf.png

haha

took me a moment

pronounced zingaaaaaah

Birth name Jung Hana
Also known as Zinger
Born February 2, 1990 (age 22)
Uijeongbu, Gyeonggi, South Korea
Genres hip hop, R&B, pop,
Occupations Songwriter, rapper, singer, dancer
Instruments Vocals
Years active 2009–present
Labels TS Entertainment
Associated acts Secret, Jeon Hyosung, Song Jieun, Han Sunhwa, B.A.P

should form duo with this guy?
http://www.nndb.com/people/232/000084977/isaac-bashevis-singer-1.jpg

from this thread (guy wrote a review about how ugly he found Florence Welch and then started a thread promoting his own duderock band):

They're all really ugly. They have terrible hair, I don't like their clothes, and I don't want to fuck any of them. Also their shoes are really ugly, I think they're too skinny and possibly need to gain some weight. Maybe do something about their faces. Grow some beards. See if they can't look a couple of years older. Or maybe younger. They should look more like they're in a boyband. They should look more like they're in Radiohead. They should be more tall and have different fat distribution. Maybe bleach their hair. Maybe pierce their ears or get cosmetic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber. Actually they're so ugly, I'm not sure it will help. Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? Look at their awful clothes. They can't seem to make up their minds whether the weather is warm or cold. Like, half of them are wearing leather jackets and the other half are wearing vests. Seem like a total image band to me. And their image screams "I am going to hate this." However, two of them appear to making out in the promo photo, so there might be some good slash fan fiction potential at some point. I don't like the way their legs are all so open. Dirty sluts. They probably want it.

Oh wait, I've just realised that my sound card has gone again. I've just watched the video without sound. But, you know, they're men. It doesn't matter what they sound like, it just matters what they look like. And based on how ugly they are and how much I dislike their clothes, they definitely suck big hairy moosecock.

Now go away.

― They have fangs, They have teeth! (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Sunday, May 20, 2012 10:37 AM (1 hour ago)

amazing

A++

amaZING

awesome

That is pretty epic

Unfortunately 'Man, I do not want to put any of them in my vagina, so why on earth would I want to put them in my ears? ' is way too long for display name purposes

not really a zing imo

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp ZING in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

i would crosspost that to "solitary posts, etc." but you've been taking up too much turf in that thread lately

what band is that about???

all of them

oh I see, nm

http://i.imgur.com/HKA7h.jpg

i would put the valentines in my vagina, personally

i thought that was just a regular white chocolate cheesecake post

lol

also floppy otm

was all pretty bizarre for posting one youtube

The guy whose band it was posted a vile sexist screed about Florence And The Machine and has since surfaced as a lame "ILX" personality. All deserved IMHO.

errr, to be clear, i meant the valentines pictured immediately above my post. didn't realize the band in question shared the name. i would not put them in my vagina.