http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Money/Pix/pictures/2008/06/13/DivorceKidsGetty460.jpg"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere...""Jim, just start over. Please."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Monday, January 12, 2009
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Best part are the kids out of focus holding their hands over their ears.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"And then sometimes, the lion forages by himself elsewhere...""Jim, just start over. Please."
Hahahah!
― Trayce, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/mommy/story_large/2009/05/15/gosselin_divorce.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 June 2009 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link
Pigging back on latebloomers link on the lolz thread: Sexual Harassment Stock Photos
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8808702/2/istockphoto_8808702-businesswoman-harassing-female-colleague.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1088496/2/istockphoto_1088496-improper-interview.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1096067/2/istockphoto_1096067-xmas-office-party-wasted-coworker.jpg
the urls on these are just as good as the photos themselves.
They've got 15-second videos that are looped!
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/6757367/2/istockphoto_6757367-sexual-harassment.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/12728941/2/istockphoto_12728941-sexual-harassment.jpg
xmas office party wasted co-worker
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 3 February 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13941996/2/istockphoto_13941996-shocked-young-girl-is-horrified-by-raincoat-clad-flasher.jpg
― gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link
The guy in that last one PP posted looks WEIRD. Like a 14 year old with a fake beard. It is creeping me out.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Also in general it amazes me that there are basically stock photos of EVERYTHING. And it is someone's job to come up with this crap and categorise it.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, I wish I could figure out how embed these:
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-5661175-hd-suicidal-businessman.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
suicidal businessman is surely a of comedy genius. I mean...
ENDLESS LOOP of identical businessmen trying to commit suicide in various ways. Isolated on a white background.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He looks despaired and then takes out a bottle of pills and eats them.
Businessman standing isolated on a white background and surrounded with large stacks of coins which are gradually disappearing. He then takes out a gun and points it on his head.
A businessman standing next to a big pile of coins is shocked to see the pile getting smaller and smaller. When the pile is all gone, he takes a gun out of his pocket and shoots himself.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
the last one is titled "pal-loosing-money.php", which doesn't really capture the gravity of the situation.
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
(should say, "surely a of comedy genius," xp)
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm dying here.
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-video-8164396-hd-dolly-separation.php
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
A giant 'Boss' goes on the rampage in a business full of scared employees. What can stop this monster in a tie?
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Thursday, 3 February 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
What in the shit is this shit omg.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link
like, who would use stock video footage? Awful corporate presentations?
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Maybe web ads that use flash? I dunno.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
awful corporate training videos
― the loneliness of the dexys midnight runner (unregistered), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Its the sort of thing Alan Partridge would be in.
― Cyclone Yazoo (Trayce), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:18 (thirteen years ago) link
That guy in the separation video looks like Toby from The Office! Makes it even more UH
― quincie, Friday, 4 February 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=8455776
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Keywords:
Relationship Difficulties, Heterosexual Couple, Depression, Couple, Divorce, Erectile Dysfunction, Women, Sadness, Love, Leaving, Loneliness, Home Interior, Bed, House, Men, Infidelity, Separation, Emotional Stress, Domestic Room, The End, Problems, Bedroom,People, Two People, Mid Adult Men, Mid Adult Couple, Despair, Disappointment, Dolly Shot, Expressing Negativity, Female, Hopelessness, Ignoring, Indoors, Lying Down, Male, Pain, Silence, Video, Young Women
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11388643/2/istockphoto_11388643-impotence.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13407280/2/istockphoto_13407280-couple-in-bed.jpg
― uncle twikkelingssteurnissen (unregistered), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/8887599/2/istockphoto_8887599-spying.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9366090/2/istockphoto_9366090-couple-caught-in-bed-with-feet-hanging-out-the-covers.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/14153490/2/istockphoto_14153490-couple-got-caught-cheating.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/9513016/2/istockphoto_9513016-cheat.jpg
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/13519171/2/istockphoto_13519171-cheating.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
This one tells a pretty good story if you watch it in order:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9342523
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9342522
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=9343223
― http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14902-1301433963-8.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14882-1301434416-9.jpg
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14909-1301433853-12.jpg
― http://tinyurl.com/vroooo0ooooom (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahahaha
― blapsolutely (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.postcardsfromsplitsville.com/images/7.25.08/2-life-ruined.jpg
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
every fucking day.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14894-1301433714-5.jpg
made me actual lol
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ Tuomas cakes it upand o_O at the kid with the mouthful of frys
― did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Keywords: People, Bizarre, Loneliness, Fantasy, Contemplation, Bed, Problems, Food And Drink, Horizontal, Waist Up, Indoors, 25-29 Years, High Angle View, Cake, Beard, Caucasian Ethnicity, Bedroom, Waiting, Lying Down, Blanket, Pillow, Resting, USA, Balding, California, City Of Los Angeles, One Person, Day Dreaming, Young Adult, Domestic Life, Insomnia, Comfortable, One Young Man Only, One Man Only, Photography, Icing, Adults Only, Lying On Side. Find similar images
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/108349284.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=AA1747D0965B1B3D41814C89757D40FB908DFD7F2539924F50BD9353AA11D9C3
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All "cake in bedroom" pictures look the same, thanks "similar images".
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/200138965-001.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF592C1BA9BC514FF5279F5CC6734C985E2CFF47183D5A84A6F6529E79887609E4F
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/200338546-002.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5F88AC036AA9359C23661A7C3132774DF2D8AC6D85154D73661FDCA1722397E8B
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/BD3719-005.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5DABD354B62C8B22D9712E4E08B12CBAC97C84F7D2EE5AD2CE30A760B0D811297
Naked, overweight man sitting at table, face down in plate of chips
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/80935278.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=37537F338F336545467C05A7A3C31931CB965A2ECAC8248B6F8EF6A0C83A34B3http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/80935320.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=37537F338F33654559C53D757F3F91B2CB965A2ECAC8248BAB3A8EC020FE2933
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/200394075-002.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=F5B5107058D53DF5A660F546EA43CA953661A7C3132774DFF093E4073C366B8961FDCA1722397E8B
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://assets.inarkansas.com/18299/yelling-parenting-punishing-punishment-lecture-parents-family-talk.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 16 September 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link
Person On Left: "What did you do with the rest of my body?"Person On Right: "I *don't know* WTF you are talking about!"POL: "I can't float in mid-air with my lower half missing forever, you know!"
― serve soup without tasting it (snoball), Friday, 16 September 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://comp.webstockpro.com/rubberball/b13303f.jpghttp://images.inmagine.com/img/rubberball/rbvs015/rbvs0150364.jpghttp://comp.webstockpro.com/rubberball/b13303.jpghttp://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-31157.jpghttp://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1660/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1660R-31156.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 6 February 2012 16:44 (twelve years ago) link
Not compared to this one:
http://i.imgur.com/jFqP9Pa.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 September 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/0D110X420O3K2x1w2C03/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2014.51.11.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:52 (five years ago) link
wow
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:15 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/0F2X1g3m0Z0v0M1W3J0j/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.06.26.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/2o0l333B161q0Q1V1Y1e/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.26.20.png
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:28 (five years ago) link
https://dzwonsemrish7.cloudfront.net/items/1O12461a0n1b3O41212w/Screen%20Shot%202018-09-19%20at%2015.08.41.png
The man looks carefully at his reflection in the mirror.
https://thumb1.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/708374050/stock-photo-the-man-looks-carefully-at-his-reflection-in-the-mirror-708374050.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link
A scottish straight cat is polygamist.
https://thumb9.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/4209751/449238325/stock-photo-a-scottish-straight-cat-is-polygamist-449238325.jpg
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link
This artist is very prolific.
― jmm, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:34 (five years ago) link
you have to wonder how often these images sell
― 🧛🏻♂️ F A T 🧛🏻♂️ D R A C U L A 🧛🏻♂️ (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 14:36 (five years ago) link
OK what chain of events led to the discovery of centaur-confronts-amputee-naked-bojack.jpg, please?
― mick signals, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
Stock photo artists have been on to us for awhile.
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link