Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

lol

jesus fuck

i'd never ever heard of that site. yay me.

what are his qualifications, I wonder

He wears dumb stuff that makes me want to punch him?

he looks like Mick Mars, except, um... younger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mick_Mars_2012.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ki9Ep.jpg?1

Mick Mars looks a lot like one of my aunts now, yikes.

Alice Cooper IS Chrissie Hynde

A lot of these midwestern ladies that love eyeliner and chainsmoking end up with that look.

huh mick mars is 60, so says wiki

Mick Mars IS Mum-Ra.

DJ Ashba's website is really weird, he has this whole Sims-like social networking thing where people pick avatars that march around. 99% of the people on there are really hot goth chicks so I guess it's a huge success for him.

lol

DJ Ashba looks like a hot goth chick. But not hot.

Live I was totally distracted by his overwhelming weirdness:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6nomgarc1qjlzkt.jpg

that man made some good decisions re: ink

i like the ravens

are those tattoos under pinky nails?

ewww

Did anyone else catch that Axl Rose apparently served three days of jury duty a month or two ago?

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/story/axl-rose-serves-jury-duty-20120113/1000x306/main.jpg

Welcome to the Jury

Can you walk into a courtroom with your shirt unbuttoned like that?

only in the jungle

docket queen

history hides the lies of our civil court

one angry man

lol @ "docket queen"

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317961_414370725269687_156211814418914_86615048_1518663677_n.jpg

are those axl's daughters

I HATE HIS GINGER FACIAL HAIR AGGGGH MAKE IT STOP

Axl was good but they should getta guy named Yodel to sing for GNR

ROCKERS Guns’n’Roses have requested the front row of their Scots gig is filled by stunning models.

The legendary band, fronted by Axl Rose, contacted a model agency to demand 20 of their prettiest girls for their gig at Glasgow’s SECC on Friday.

Sources claim the Sweet Child of Mine and Paradise City rockers are keen to have eye-candy in the front row during their gig.

The band’s promoter invited 20 models, from All Talent – The Sonia Scott Agency, to join them backstage after the concert.

The band will then party into the night with the girls.

A source said: “The band’s promoter contacted Sonia and asked if she could provide the band with models for the gig.

“He asked Sonia for 20 of her prettiest models to stand in the front row and wow the band while they’re performing.

“The girls have then been invited to join Axl and the boys backstage for drinks and they’ve even asked Sonia if she can arrange a party for the band.”

Our source revealed the band have a soft spot for Scottish girls.

"the band"

what an embarrassment for All Talent – The Sonia Scott Agency, to have this private business transaction splashed into the press

The band will then party into the night with the girls.

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/personalities/personality/1022/character6_jpg_90x150_upscale_q85.jpg

after like a decade of kneejerk-defending these guys, i've come to feel a lot more ambivalent about them. i'd still defend 'appetite' as a near-perfect album, but even there axl's lyrics and persona often come off as so fucking dumb. so many moments i once thought of as being his 'cool' moments just sound so forced and stupid now -- 'take that one to heart!', etc.

appetite is way more dumb than UYI

they always sucked

you did

appetite might be dumber but there's at least 1/3 of UYI that's just straight up trying to hard. I'll take dumb over that. (And I do like a lot of UYI, but there's a lot of it that is horribly dated)

*too

yeah appetite has no pretentiousness problems

but it doesn't have Estranged either

true

doesn't have steven adler tho

UYI needs more snake-hips-microphone-dancing

estranged does not have slash doing a solo on top of a piano <-- argument that it wasn't pretentious enough.