I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Oh, well, then continue tasting your balls.

"im inviting u to enjoy the flavour of yr balls"

I just searched ILX for "my pussy is on fire" b/c I remember posting that once in June, 2006 and I'm horrified that most of the top results are in posts I made. It was funny for a second but then it got weird.

And now I'll throw one more flaming pussy post on that pile.

lol jim

worst revive ever

A few weeks ago I slept with one guy on Sunday and another guy on Monday and then both of the guys at the same time on Tuesday; how does that even happen?

Like I saw Ted Leo play for 2h in a basement and then went over my friends house and had a threesome and cuddled all night (not w/ Ted though). Can you have a better night than that?

Yes, if you get Ted to join in?

suddenly feeling attracted to Ted Leo

Okay listen, I know this sounds like braggin '012 or some shit but for real I have this predicament where I am starting to get into, like, really rough and intense piggish fucking which is all fine and dandy except that I have a v dear roommate who lives directly above me (not that it's awkward so much as it's rude to make loud noises after, say, 12am). I am trying to combat this (playing music, trying to be quiet, etc) but it's not working as thoroughly as it needs to and I would like to field advice/tips/suggestions on how to keep quiet during things like this, or if the answer is simply "you don't."

My advice is the opposite: you just do it... If you're talking about voices that get too loud, just switch to stage whispers. Or get into sock gags.

yeah a gag seems like it may be a good idea

my TMI news is i had a fucking breakthrough the other day - like, it actually felt really awesome and not super-uncomfortable for once! whole new avenues opening up my butt

Regular anal or....?

well tbf this was just using a sex toy. but i'm much less skittish about the real thing now

I saw a video of two younger guys, in what I think was an amateur video, fisting, and I was like, Weird, this actually seems really intimate and sweet.

whole new avenues opening up my butt

pave 'em girl!

i got drunk and pissed in some guy's mouth last night

i have never done that before

did he like it

do piss people swallow piss or kinda swish it around and spit it out

well i was peeing a *lot* so it was like swallowing but then like spitting out the overflow

and yeah he was the one who suggested it! Like we got to his bedroom and i pushed him on the bed and straddled him and was all "i'm gonna pee on your face" like just being a goofball and he was like "you want to?" and i was like "uh... okay!"

hahaha

did you have a boner at this point

total boner

so weird

i mean, at having to piss (on someone) while hard

it p much a blowjob with peeing and it felt *rly* awesome

i mean i didn't have to i suppose but i chose to

peeing while drunk does feel good so i feel you

this makes me wonder if i'm into peeing on ppl bcz tbh i've never done it outside of, like, endearingly pissing on someone's leg in the shower

pee play in the shower is rad

i'm a fucking nun, apparently

i've done this before, but i bet it is far more fun as a dude because you can aim better.

receiving is awesome

I think if someone peed on me it would be their last piss ever.

having to piss (on someone) while hard

this is really tough fyi

or maybe it just is for me idk

It's not when you don't have to bend down to aim

Like you can pee out of your boner w ease if yr not trying to move or bend it

http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/www-brocode-org_1334094631.jpg

top picture = superman that ho

ho = toilet

I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth

a different friend

which one should I do

Bake the ziti, use your own bathroom.

book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)

bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend

baked peeti

can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower

I would too!

I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth

it's only may but this is already post of the year

otm